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The Sounds of the Serious

She's BREATHING at me!
Serious heaves great gusty sighs, blows her breath out explosively like a whale surfacing for air, exhales in soft shudders the way a horse blows out its breath, or takes half a dozen heavy, chiding breaths in a row.

This is all clearly designed to communicate; she looks at her Mom intently and expectantly as she does this special "talking" breathing. Sometimes, oddly, her Mom knows what Serious is saying.
The Growl Girrrl
does NOT like strangers, or noisy traffic. Even her favorite visitors are announced by a growl. Not a menacing growl -- an opinion. Her Home is her Castle, she says, and She should be the only one allowed to Issue Invitations. (But if she had her way, there would be NO invitations at all!)
Moaning
special moans for Demento Cat, Bathtub Hockey and Lid.
Yipping
reserved solely for Feather.
Little Wild Voice
used anytime. She likes to say things!

Sleeping with Serious

often sleeps with her tongue stuck out

often sleeps in the bathroom sink; has been known to use a roll of toilet paper for a pillow

loves to use her Mom's hand or arm for a pillow; sometimes sleeping on her back, with her paws folded across her chest, and her head propped against her Mom, looking like a very small and dignified human person

enjoys using the computer keyboard as a pillow, especially the function keys, with interesting results. She generally smiles while doing this.

Before she even had a name yet, Serious slept stretched out beside her new Mom, her head pillowed against her Mom's elbow, and her "arm" flung possessively across her Mom's chest -- as if to say "I belong here, and you're mine now. You do see that, don't you?"

After Serious received her name, and realized she was Safe, and truly Adopted, Sleeping with Serious began to include vigorous intervals of Bathtub Hockey, Lid and Paper. Her Mom (unaccountably) doesn't really mind, even at 2 a.m. -- except for Paper!

The Cereal Box

A perfect "Serious-Cozy," a box lined with warm fleecy pillows, and a tunnel doorway in the side. Specially made for Serious by her Grandmother, for winter hideaways. Specially ignored by Serious, in a rare show of feline perversity.
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The Basket-Head Mummy

A small oval wicker basket, filled with Lids and other toys, sitting on the bed. Serious lying beside the basket and playing with the toys. The basket turning upside-down onto Serious's head, completely covering it. Serious lying calmly, head invisible, wearing the basket, waving her front legs stiffly at the toys that have spilled...

The Importance of Eating Trout

People food is for people. Except fish.
Inexplicably scorns meats, poultry, dairy products. Uninterested in vegetables and fruits. Pasta? Nope. Eggs? No way.

But let it be fish, fresh or canned, and she is more than ready to fully participate.

Otherwise, she is ALL about cat food. Canned, especially Trout, for which she will achieve such depths of devious manipulative behavior that it is best merely to give in. Quickly. (Dry food is perfectly excellent also. She likes -- and her Mom likes her to have -- Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul.)
It doesn't work! My food is broken!
Serious chews lots of things. Paper, wicker chairs, the porch closet door, Snake, ropes, even her Chicken Soup dry cat food.

She just doesn't really understand that other food (except FISH) might need to be chewed, too. Huh? she says. What? Why?

Cat treats? It took her DAYS of licking and licking at the poor treats to figure out what to do with them. It just didn't occur to her that she could pick a treat up and CHEW it!
All water belongs to cats. Not to mention wine.
Wherever it may be, whoever may be attempting to drink it.

In fact, all LIQUIDS belong to cats, at least to inspect - thoroughly -- at the closest possible range. All glasses or mugs should have very large mouths, to allow the entire head to be fully inserted. Fizzy drinks are INTERESTING. Ice is way cool.

Serious also has a passion for dessert wines. (An unwise passion -- cats, after all, are CARN-ivores, not OENO-ivores.) Due to her Serious Persistence in Wanting Some, wine is no longer allowed in her presence.

Secretary Serious

as in taking the phone receiver off the hook ("Hold my calls")

as in calling her Grandmother (""Please connect me to..."")

as in throwing pens at her Mom ("Take a letter, then let me eat it ")