People food is for people. Except fish.
Inexplicably scorns meats, poultry, dairy products. Uninterested
in vegetables and fruits. Pasta? Nope. Eggs? No way.
But let it be fish, fresh or canned, and she is more than ready
to fully participate.
Otherwise, she is ALL about cat food. Canned, especially Trout,
for which she will achieve such depths of devious manipulative behavior
that it is best merely to give in. Quickly. (Dry food is
perfectly excellent
also. She likes -- and her Mom likes her to have -- Chicken Soup for
the Cat Lover's Soul.)
It doesn't work! My food is broken!
Serious chews lots of things.
Paper,
wicker chairs, the porch closet door,
Snake,
ropes, even her Chicken Soup dry cat food.
She just doesn't really understand that other food (except FISH)
might need to be chewed, too. Huh? she says. What? Why?
Cat treats? It
took her DAYS of licking and licking at the poor treats to figure
out what to do with them. It just didn't occur
to her that she could pick a treat up and CHEW it!
All water belongs to cats. Not to mention wine.
Wherever it may be, whoever may be attempting to drink it.
In fact, all LIQUIDS belong to cats, at least to inspect -
thoroughly -- at the closest possible range.
All glasses or mugs should have very large mouths, to allow the
entire head to be fully inserted. Fizzy drinks are INTERESTING.
Ice is way cool.
Serious also has a passion for dessert wines. (An unwise passion
-- cats, after all, are CARN-ivores, not OENO-ivores.) Due to her
Serious Persistence in Wanting Some, wine is no longer allowed in
her presence.