The following was sent to me by Mr. George Murphy via e-mail; I am honored to share this tribute to Ms. B with you:
July 1964, and I was 16 years old. I had always loved the theater and having begged a Mr. Carlton Guild several times for the chance, I was granted permission to work as an apprentice for the summer at the Mt. Tom Playhouse in Holyoke, Mass. My father was rather upset that I had had to pay $30.00 (union fees) to work there, but after much ballyhoo, I convinced him that I would be in a learning place and not out somewhere on the town.
Some shows had come and gone already that season, and as we headed into the month of July, great anticipation was prevalent as the Queen herself was on the way. My Gawd, ...Tallulah Bankhead!!..., coming to Holyoke. That week arrived and naturally all shows were sold out; the sets were up and ready. The producer, a Mr. Hugh Fordin, was nervous, having heard that Ms. Bankhead was somewhat difficult. Everything must be as perfect as possible.
She arrived at Holyoke on a Sunday, and went directly to her lodgings, a mere cabin hidden in the woods of Mt. Tom. It was en route to this cabin that my one on one with Bankhead transpired.
Mid-afternoon on Monday, July 13th, a limousine pulled up next to the theater. The driver got out and stood to the right rear of the car. I was watching from the outside rear of the theater...as he just stood there in the July heat. We watched and waited for about 15 minutes; another car pulled up, some people got out, went to the limo with
the driver, and they all just stood there together. Finally, the driver opened the door... . And there she was!, dressed in a long flimsy/frilly sort of gown/lingerie looking thing, flowered if I remember correctly.
My first impression was that she hadn't slept in two days or had been taking the Holy Water for most of that day. She had a sharp temper, and at times swore like a sailor, but she was Tallulah and she could and would do as she wished,
when and how she wished it. Hugh Fordin warned us that whatever she needed, whenever she needed it... we were to "JUST GET IT!"
The show that week was "Glad Tidings," a comedy written by Edward Mabley, and although I watched it eight times, I cannot, for the life of me remember anything about it.
The only other actor I remember in the production was Evelyn Russell, who was a real gem to most of us, and pushed us in the right direction when it came to performing services for La Bankhead.
The show went very well that week, and she was loved by all who came to see her. Ticket prices had been raised from an average $3.50 to $4.50, but the audience had gladly paid even that exorbitant fee!
There was the definite impression, and rightly so, that she was usually pretty much half in the bag all of the time, but this condition did not as I recall, affect her stage performance at all.
There were many demands that week, and we adhered to them as much as possible. The theater was very hot and not air conditioned, a major bone of contention at all times! And, the one thing, above all else... she demanded to have her newspapers, as many different ones as possible, delivered to her cabin every morning.
As the week went on, we all towed the line. She had remarked several times that I had beautiful hair, somewhat of an embarrassment for me, as she would always muss up my then full head of red hair.
On Sunday, July 19,1964: I arrived at the theater early that day; as this was strike day, after the final performance of the current show, the old set
came down and the new one would be erected overnight. Van Johnson was scheduled to act in the play,"A Thousand Clowns." I was with the others outside the theater, busily painting flats, when a frantic Hugh Fordin came tearing down the hill, looking like a grizzly bear was after him. "Did anybody remember to get her papers?" Apparently, the answer was no, so Fordin handed me a $10.00 bill and yelled,"GO GO GO, hurry up and get 'em
(before she wakes up and creates another row)!!"
The theater car was a brand new Rambler convertible, white with a red interior, on loan from Konner Rambler in Holyoke. It had about 600 miles on it. Now I was Batman, jumping into the Batmobile, taking off to save the reputation of the Mt. Tom
Playhouse and all of the people involved with it. With unequaled speed, I raced down the access road from the playhouse to Route 5 and into the city, to the little candy and soda shop on Hampden Street in Holyoke; leapt out of the car, raced to the door to find the shop "Closed. On Vacation,"... damn!! Back in the car, racing up to the drugstore at the other end of town, I stopped to take
a sample of every newspaper, that city paper, this local paper, that other one, The Racing Sheet; I didn't even know what she wanted, so I took them all. The guy at the counter just stared at me as I ran out of the store with an armful of newspapers, jumped into the Batmobile, emblazoned with the words "CAR OF THE STARS" on either side, and sped off into the sun.
The bottom of the dirt access road that lead to her cabin had a sign planted there that read "SPEED LIMIT 5 mph." I had never seen a 5 mph sign before as a speed limit, but quickly found out the reason for this, as I tore up the
road at 40mph, straight up on one side, straight down on the other, Gallahad on his quest! I don't remember seeing the hill and the big dip right after it. But, I do remember being airborne and the nose of the new convertible smashing into the ground on the other side of the dip [and the brakes that didn't work while the car was airborne]. The explosion I heard was the
front right tire. I got out, muttered a few words like "Golly Gee!" or words to that effect, grabbed the newspapers, and like a marathon runner, raced another half-a-mile uphill in the July sun.
I remember distinctly knocking on that screen door, and peering inside for movement. A lone figure came to the door, and I thought, "Oh man, please don't let her yell at me." The woman who came to the door was a black heavyset lady, and I informed her I had Ms. Bankhead's newspapers, as I stood there, shaken, soaked, and out of breath. Then the unmistakable voice echoed from somewhere deep in the cabin,"Who's there, Molly?" Molly may not have been the name called out, but I will use it here. Molly asked what happened to me, I told her, and she said please come in. I entered with the sweat-soaked papers, and Molly again asked, "Can I get you something?" And, before I could answer, I heard THE VOICE say, "How about a drink, Dahling?" [In the back of my mind I thought, wow, she really does say that.]
At 16, I opted for ice water and was told to sit down, a few feet away from Tallulah Bankhead!! She was wearing a light blue colored nightgown and her hair was pulled back; she had a drink in one hand and may have had a cigarette (or 10) in the other.
She looked at me while playing with her hair and said, "So, what do you do?" "I work at the theater," I answered. She said,"A MOOOVV-ieee theater?" I said: "No ma'am, the theater where you are performing." She put on her glasses and said, "Oh, I know you, you have beautiful red hair... ," then followed with," I HATE THAT GODDAMNED THEATER!" I excused myself, announcing that I had to go back down the mountain and change the tire. She then abruptly asked me why I had come up there in the first place. I quickly said "To deliver your papers, m'am." She waved her hand, " Oh, that." I then did something I have never done again in my whole life, I impulsively reached to kiss her hand and thank her for the water, overhearing again the magical voice, dismissing me this time: "Anytime, Dahling! Anytime."
Molly asked if I wanted to call anybody for help, I said no and started trotting down the mountain to the car. I fixed the flat, and then proceeded back up the mountain, as you can only go one
way, and that is the one and only way to turn around, up at the cabin. When I got there, Tallulah was outside, sitting at a table under a yard umbrella; she looked up at me. I waved, and she yelled out,"Back already, are we?" I explained to her that I was just turning around, and she waved at me like I was one of the neighbors. I went back to the theater and told them of my accident; the damage to the car was passed off as minor, as long as she had gotten her newspapers.
The matinee and the evening performances that day went well ... . And , then, it was a wrap! I made sure to stand at the actors exit when she was to leave. She approached me, smiled, and without a word, walked by as I mumbled good-bye. (At least, I think she may have smiled; I really don't remember, though I do recall the delicious scent of her obviously expensive perfume, like an exquisite blue cloud that wafted around and trailed after her). I watched the slight stagger in her walk as she approached the limo... crushed out a cigarette and got into the car; then, she was gone. I picked up the cigarette butt and put it away in a small paper bag with a note on the bag so as not to forget. Stupid, I guess, and now long lost somewhere forever, but I will never forget the Lady nor the time a 16-year-old kid had the distinct honor of sitting down (albeit, momentarily) with an immortal and hearing her call me: "DAHHHHHHLING!!!!"
In my time - it's 48 years, dahlings, and if any cove contests it I'll part his hair with a polo mallet - I've been called a garrulous extrovert, a cello-voiced witch, a honey-haired holocaust, a heretic whose vitality, if harnessed and funneled into the Sahara, might transform that sandy waste into another Eden. It has also been said, my dears, that for 30 years I've been trapped in a legend, that in my dubious efforts to extricate myself from that ambush I've threshed around so violently and so vocally that I've only added to its dimensions. Now for a jigger of candor. It's true that I've never been one to hide my light under a bushel. The theater is a transparency. Those who work in it are the common targets of those cravens who would rejoice in a bender but shrink from it lest they have to get up too early or because they might be excommunicated from the ladies' aid society. Me? Let me knock off two frozen daiquiris at lunch and it makes Page 1 in Cheyenne, Wyo. the next morning. Frozen daiquiris? Good for your gizzard!
I'm the only Bankhead who ever acted for a fee but many of them have given spectacular performances in one arena or another. My mother, born Adeline Eugenia Sledge, vivid Virginia beauty, died three weeks after my birth. My daddy, William Brockman Bankhead, was four years Speaker of the House, served in Congress for 25 years. My Uncle John served long in the Senate as did my Grandfather John, at least once garbed in his Confederate uniform. They were all bitter-enders, nonappeasers, Democrats to the core, all died in harness. Only once did Daddy upset me. He fanned three times in succession in a charity baseball game.
Four years and eight plays after my arrival in New York from Alabama, chaperoned to the heels, I took to the deep, on a cue from Sir Gerald du Maurier, for the next eight years raised such a rumpus in London that not infrequently the constables had to be summoned to subdue the ardors of my followers. I prowled through the Almanach de Gotha, gave vent to my enthusiasm, was identified on the hoardings with the single word, "Tallulah." In my eight years in the West End I spent more than I made, won the friendship of Winston Churchill, Lloyd George and Lord Beaverbrook; rioted with Bea Lillie, had Ethel Barrymore as my house guest in Farm Street. Dahlings, it was all perfectly marvellous, perfectly thrilling. I survived quick fame and fortune and an uncommon thirst, and I have scars to prove it.
My off-stage enthusiasms have cost me a pretty penny, have sometimes led to breaches of the peace but never a ride in a patrol wagon. Every time I see the New York Giants lose I go through an emotional wringer. Now and then I have a zoo complex. A monkey of mine once chewed up $800 worth of furniture at the Ritz Carlton in Boston. My lion cub, Winston Churchill, was partial to the thighs of reporters; as he grew old he began to look hungrily at me. The dogs that range across my acres, 35 miles from New York as the Cadillac flies, are a luxury that may put me in the bread line. Then there's my swimming pool at Windows, my Westchester home where I occasionally live. They had to drill down half a mile to strike water. It cost me as much as the Grand Coulee Dam. Then there are the swing musicians, those heretics who let fly with horns and reeds in defiance of all the laws of Bach and Beethoven. I take off like a kite on a windy day when Louis Armstrong lets loose delirious notes on his trumpet.
Last November I really went off my rocker. Lured by my enthusiasm for folding money I acted as mistress of ceremonies for NBC's The Big Show, an hour and a half radio show which permitted me to exchange insults and innuendo with the likes of Fred Allen, Jimmy Durante, Groucho Marx, Jose Ferrer, Bob Hope, Ethel Merman, Charles Boyer. "One of the fastest and pleasantest 90 minutes in my memory," wrote the radio and television oracle, John Crosby. Who am I to contradict Mr. Crosby?
In a fit of lunacy I also agreed to make a lecture tour, again baited by wampum. After platform tumults in Dallas, Chicago and Wilmington, I was a litter case. But it's no easy trick to rein in your heroine. With Joe Bushkin at the piano - he's the grand lama of jazz - I recorded two songs, You Go To My Head and I'll Be Seeing You, for Columbia. My vocal range is that of a seal, but what feeling, what passion, what nerve!
It seems to me that the greatest factor contributing to the chaos prevailing in the world is
the lack of a real basis of communication among people. And it is the function of the
occasional transcendent genius to surmount the natural and man made barriers that
separate people and to invest their lives with meaning by illuminating the mysteries of
human existence which is itself, to the aware person, a profoundly unnerving, even
terrifying proposition. Such a genius is Louis Armstrong.
When it was suggested that I comment in print on my friend Louis Armstrong and give my
opinion of his particular artistry, I hesitated for a number of reasons, among them a
diffidence about putting myself on record as a critic in a highly specialized field not my own.
Then it occurred to me that I might be able to say, in my own not-so-humble way,
something pertinent about Louis as a person, quite apart from my doubtful qualifications as
a music critic.
For to me, Louis Armstrong is that rara avis, a great man. And by greatness I mean that
fine shade of difference existing where genius is present. Fortunately for humanity at large
and jazz players in particular, Louis Armstrong is both genius and great in the ordinary
sense. By this I don't mean to minimize his genius as a creative artist in his field, but to
say that if Satchmo had never heard of high F or if he thought a trumpet was a minor
bridge bid or couldn't sing a note, I would still dig him because he is an authentically great
man embodying all of the best human qualities and instincts by which people should
conduct their lives.
Apropos of the growing recognition of Louis's genius, it gives me a great deal of joy to see
that a man of unparalleled talents is being recognized in his own time and that suitable
accolades are being bestowed upon him at this milestone in his career in the only
genuinely original creative art form produced in America.
Perhaps it occurs to some that my qualifications for this discourse are questionable.
However, at an early age I was required to undergo the ordeal of piano lessons, for which
my aptitude consisted in scrutinizing the activities of my supervisors in order to chuck my
legitimate exercises during their absence and devote myself to one- finger variations on
the theme of Poor Butterfly.
One day I spotted a contemporary lugging a violin case to his own particular Gethsemane.
In my covetous state I thought it was a toy and, determined that I must have one, I went
into one of my childhood tantrums which were the terror of the neighborhood. It brought
my dear Grandmother Tallulah (after whom I was named) to my defense with a remark
that seems to me now the utmost wisdom: "What do you want me to do with her? I can't
kill her!" I was instantly furnished with a Stradivarius, whereupon my doom was complete
(and, I might also add, so was that of the Strad).
Through these dismal experiences I attained the mechanics of musical performance in a
most rudimentary and inexpert way. My abilities as a performer or appreciater are those of
the pure amateur. Such are my qualifications for Virgil Thomson's job.
My introduction to the charms of Louis Armstrong occurred when I arrived in Hollywood
during the early thirties and became so bored with the doings on the sound stages that I
insisted upon having recorded music played on the set; naturally, it was all Louis
Armstrong. The first tune I ever heard him do was I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You
Rascal You!
It may seem strange that I had missed Louis during his and my visits in Europe during the
twenties, but although I heard most of the other great American artists performing in
Europe at that time, for some unaccountable and regrettable reason I failed to catch Louis.
However, I've lately atoned for my original sin of omission by playing one of my boy's
records during certain second- act sequences of Private Lives which I appeared in for three
seasons--on Broadway and on tour. The tune is Potato Head Blues. It is one of the greatest
things in life, in case anyone who is uninitiated to the true jazz wants to dig a great
example of Louis, and while it may seem incongruous to put such a record in a Noel
Coward drawing room comedy, I just had to have a snatch of Satch each night to alleviate
the tedium of playing the same part for so long.
To the uninitiated, Louis Armstrong may be nothing more than a stereotyped sort of clown
in what is thought of in some quarters as hotcha music, but in actual fact he is the unique
creative man who has originated his own milieu. I should like to say further that artists
certainly arise from time to time who are supreme but, except for unique genius, most of
us require conditioning in a social or cultural context to appreciate particular kinds of art.
In the case of a transcendent genius, a meaning implicit in the artistic product comes
through which makes it meaningful to everyone above and beyond the confines of one's
limited cultural backyard.
I'm not going to try to intellectualize this thing, because my responses are primarily
emotional. I'll try simply to explain why Louis is my boy.
The major difficulty in talking about Louis Armstrong is that the quality which sets him
apart and above other artists in his field is the indefinable quality of genius which people
devoted to the critical function have spent centuries trying to analyze, whatever the
medium--literature, dramaturgy, dance, music, painting--any of the communicative arts.
However, it seems to me that the essence of Louis is that he feels in his soul the ineffable
tragedy of human existence and manages to communicate it to the aware, perceptive
listener, which is, in the last analysis, the proper province of all art. And, withal, I entertain
the notion that Louis hasn't the foggiest idea of his own greatness.
Yet, he's the authentic creative man, endowed with the ability to give meaning to the lives
of others not only through his music but from the very fact of his living. His beautiful,
heartbreaking horn with the pure, clear notes embroidered in the tasteful classical
patterns; his comedy, his humor, everything about Satchmo gasses me!
I suppose it might be interesting and possibly even expected for me to evaluate Louis
Armstrong as an actor. If I were to draw the analogy, I should mention Charlie Chaplin.
The magic of Chaplin's art is that he illustrates the tragedy inherent in life--man trapped
by circumstances and buffeted by fate by using his own comic personage in the most
ridiculous and hilarious situations. It is the coexistence of the sad and the funny that
makes one want to cry while rocking with belly laughs. Anyone who has heard Louis
Armstrong at his best will experience a similar emotion. In musical terms, undiscerning
people think of Mozart's music as exclusively gay and frothy: happy, full of laughter. It
is--sometimes--but underlying it is a profound sadness. Such is Louis's art.
If, as is possible, people who have no feeling for jazz have not succumbed to the
Armstrong artistry, it may be difficult for them to understand the exceptionally high praise
accorded him. And while I readily admit that a certain amount of conditioning is desirable
to initiate one into the appreciation of jazz, as it is in any other highly specialized medium,
I believe that if skeptics were exposed to the genuine article instead of the pseudo- stuff
palmed off on the public as jazz, no one could fail to gain something from listening to Louis
Armstrong.
One of the notable things about Armstrong is that he is unafraid of musical competition. He
surrounds himself with the best men on their respective instruments, truly an all- star
band--which is a practice at variance with that of some leading performers, musical or
otherwise, whose supporting aggregations are composed of mediocrity in order to
emphasize the superior talent of the star. This is handy for the manufactured star who
cannot face comparison, but the authentic star prefers the best available support for his
own enjoyment as well as the beneficial effect on his own performance (although in the
latter connection Louis's scintillating horn has shone through many a mediocre big band
that he happened to be stuck with from time to time.)
Paradox though it may seem that Louis is unaware of his true greatness, he does seem
relaxed and sufficiently confident in the presence of the great side-men currently playing
with him to share the spotlight with the others and to stay in the background when others
are performing their specialties.
As Louis's protégé, my favorite piano man Joe Bushkin once said, "When Louis comes on,
man, it's like the atomic bomb arriving--for PEACE!" What else can anyone say?
Louis's present outfit has certainly played some of the greatest jazz ever performed, but I
must say I have a nostalgic fondness for what I consider just about the best sounds ever
put on wax--those old blues tunes and street-parade stomps during the Hot Five days,
recorded with Sidney Bechet--an equally great man in his own way--in which Louis and
Sidney establish a kind of rapport in their improvised counterpoint which would have made
Bach jump.
I hope it has escaped no one's notice that Louis Armstrong is one of the greatest
ambassadors America ever had, having become a synonym for America in many European
countries long before the cats on Main Street ever heard of him.
The story is told of Louis's command performance in London during which he called out to
the royal congregation, "This one's for you, Rex"--of course disarming the King and, I'm
sure, getting many votes for these United States.
I suppose it's inevitable that I take a stand on the subject of bop, which just doesn't
happen to be my cup of tea, but I don't believe people's minds should be closed to a
possibly progressive trend in music, or anything else, for that matter. And as a result, I
don't believe that a love of Louis Armstrong's kind of jazz and an interest in what is called
"new sounds in modern music" should be mutually exclusive.
So, Pops, if you'll forgive me the final heresy I must admit I've been known to listen to
bop. If it swings, I'll listen. After all, there was a time when Louis Armstrong's musical
method was considered revolutionary and was frowned upon in conservative circles. But
what makes me flip are the extreme fanatics who insist that Louis is old hat and delude
themselves with the fallacy that any kind of change makes for progress, which ain't
necessarily so, but as Louis said the other night: "Ain't ain't right and I mustn't say it."
But as my beloved grandfather said when castigated by his bride for abusing the King's
English, "ain't is a good old Elizabethan term." To call Louis old hat is as ridiculous as
calling Shakespeare or Mozart old hat. I suppose, when you come right down to it, I'm just
a snob who loves a champion whatever the field--Bill Tilden, Joe Louis, Babe Ruth, Mel Ott,
Carl Hubbell, the Barrymores, Pavlova, Nijinsky, whom I had the misfortune of missing,
Caruso, Laurette Taylor, Einstein, Shakespeare and you-know- who, Louis Armstrong.
Certain practitioners of that peculiar brand of dissonance known as bop are known to refer
to the product of their efforts as "head" music. Well, daddy-o, that's all right, but Louis
Armstrong blows "heart" music, and that's for me.
Louis is charged with a divine kind of electric energy which enables him to reach the hearts
of his listeners with his music. He has that elusive quality of being able to touch people of
every land and color, to move audiences from Tokyo to Topeka with astonishing ease. I
have always believed that Louis was himself touched by three fairies when he was born,
and these three fairies endowed him with his music, his humor and his utterly unique voice.
The genius of Armstrong, like that of Charlie Chaplin, is truly international. It reaches
across land frontiers and oceans, obliterating man-made barriers of color and class. I
believe in one world. So does Louis. I believe in one God. So does Louis. To me, Louis, like
Chaplin and Burr Tillstrom (the guiding genius of Kukla, Fran and Ollie) are symbols of that
one world. Their art is beyond nationality and language; it is universal in the greatest sense.
When I speak of one world I don't use the term politically. I am thinking of the oneness of
humanity in which I fervently believe. Louis is the epitome of one world. He represents the
goal of a united world which we are all struggling for. Louis is making his own contribution
to the creation of such a world in his wonderful, humorous, humble way. He does not use
the language of politicians, but blows, beautiful themes on his horn and serenades the
world with his husky voice.
Louis and I have talked together many times about many subjects. I love to talk to him
because of his basic sincerity and his very original gift of expression. He uses words like he
strings notes together--artistically and vividly. I'll never forget a discussion we had during
this year's presidential election campaign. I told him how much I admired Governor Adlai
Stevenson, the Democratic standard-bearer, and I discovered that he and I shared similar
views. As we parted, I whispered to him: "Louis, please pray to Sweet Jesus that
Stevenson will be elected." Louis grinned, and he said, "We cats talk to each other every
night." It was not a sacrilegious reference to the Deity, for I know the depths of Louis
Armstrong's religious feelings. To a true musician "cat" is a word charged with great
affection and warmth. It was at once a term of great reverence and respect.
Louis belongs to a classic circle of America's great men. I once compared Joe Louis with
FDR. I also bracketed Sugar Ray Robinson with Harry S. Truman. I class Louis with these
four distinguished 20th Century Americans. They have all enriched our national life in their
own ways.
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