What color are the trees in my world

So a majority of nitwits here in California voted Arnold Schwartzenegger in to office as the Govenator and now they're getting what the paid for. Recently he outlawed .50 BMG guns, for those of you not in the know a fifty caliber BMG (which as far as I'm concered stands for Big Motherfucking Gun) is a rifle about five feet long that shoots a .50 caliber bullet (half an inch in diameter) into the next area code.

While the .50 cal was originally created to shoot down airplanes the current use at least for the type of gun the Dorkinator outlawed had one purpose long distance marksmenship. Let's get one thing perfectly clear no one and I mean no one has or would use one of these guns for a drive by or especially to knock over the local 7-11, although it would do a pretty good job of knocking one over in the literal sence. They're not very practical guns they generally are only single shot, the five to ten round models can sell for as much as $15,000. Given their size it would be hard to disguise one as anything other than really big curtain rods.

But I supose this makes the gun haters feel better about them selves. Mean while I can still waltz into my local gun store and buy a .45 caliber a mear quarter of an inch narrower for about two hundred bucks. Ha suckers!

While I can be liberal on many issues current gun control laws are really pointless. They have done nothing to stop any of the crime they were initially created for. Back in 89 a headcase shot up a school yard with an AK-47 so they outlawed assault rifles, a couple of years ago a guy ran his car through a school yard does that mean we should outlaw Cadillacs? Do we need assualt rifles for home protection? No, should the be outlawed? I don't think so. A nut job with a lever action 30-30 could shoot up a school yard just as effectively as with an AK-47. I'm all for keeping the head cases from getting their hands on one. We should outlaw the headcases but the ACLU would never alow it, besides that would pretty much eliminate the Republican party. By the way if you're offended by that remark then I'm talking to you.

Honestly I really don't care I've got bigger problems to worry about. I just like the whole I told you so thing. I knew Arnold was no politician. But everyone kept saying "look at what a great business man he is." What the fuck? he did not make his fortune, if someone was dumb enough to pay me twenty million to be in a movie I could pretent to be a sucessful business man too other than MC Hammer most people that have been handed that kind of money have managed to hang on to most of it that doesn't make you a sucessful business man.

The only thing he promised, that anyone heard anyway was that he would roll back the car tax increase that's what got him elected and I have yet to see him do anything spectacular. Other than the spectacular amount of money he barrowed to defer the states debt till he's well out of office. Oh and for you Republicans out there he's paroled 48 murders so they can raise their individual body counts some. You can say what you want about Davis's economic policy he kept his promise of making sure murders stayed where they belong.

So now all you Arnold fans got cheaper registration for your SUV with gas over two dollars a gallon, a debt that for you those of you fools that have kids they will be paying off as will be their kids, but you don't have to worry about any crackheads robbing you with a five foot .50 caliber rifle, they'll just have to stick with the 9 mm's they can buy in most school yards from the kids who's parents think a gun in a shoe box under their bed behind the Penthouse magazines is an ingenius hiding place from their kids.

Maybe it's just me.

You know most people charge for this kind of advise but I'm willing to give it away free, like so many women I have met in my lifetime.

First and probably one of the most important. There is not god. I know it's nice to believe there's some invisable friend in the sky watching over you but it's just not true. God is what we as a species invent to explain what was unexplainable but there's no place for it in a modern era. Unless your in it for the money like all churches and preachers. It was Swagert, or one like him, we'll just say it's Swagert since he's one of the scummiest of the scumbags, he likes to jerk off while a naked hooker runs around his limo at stop lights. Anyway one of thes dipshits said god was going to call him home if he did not raise a certain amount of money by a specific date. And the sheep went ahead and sent all the money he needed. Wouldn't it have been more fun to hold out and see him back pedal when nothing happened?

The faith in a supreme burito, or being is doing no good other than holding you back.

Don't have children. Take a look around the world has plenty of people the human race is in no danger of becoming extinct. Well not from a lack of reproduction anyway. Ironically we are in more danger of starving from over population. Kids are nothing but parasitic money sucking poop machines. I've never been able to figure out why someone that was barely getting by would elect to have a kid. On the flip side I've never been able to figure out why someone that has "everything" would want to have kids. Most seem to do it because your supposed to. That's just not a good enough reason for me. Besides I think I've made it perfectly clear what I think of the little bastards.

God and children are the two biggest evils today. They are responsible for taking all the fun out of life.

Maybe it's just me.

Let's start with this whole abortion thing. Life does not begin at conception, infact I'm willing to bet the only reason the Republican's chose conception as their baseline is because they're all such habitual masturbaters that they're affraid life begins with sperm and they would all be convicted as mass murders. And their fridgid wives would be convicted of the same for expelling unused eggs once a month. Seriously, or wise I already being serious? You decide, anyway the basis for this argument goes back to that Goddamned book the bible. So end of argument you have no scientific basis for wanting to outlaw abortion other than your invisable noexistant friend in the sky says it's bad. As it has been said many times Freedom of religion also means freedom from religion. So if you don't believe in having an abortion then don't. Because I don't see any of you lining up to take care of all the unwanted children of the world. And this brings up another point, I always loved how these shit heads are only religious enough to not have an abortion yet they have not trouble ignoring that whole no premarital sex bit. Catholics are the biggest guilty party on this point.

I was responsible for an abortion, know what I don't feel any guilt over it, you know why? Because I fuckin' hate kids, like my father. So going from my own personal experience growing up I found that raising a child when you don't really like them. Not a good idea. What about adoption? That market's plenty flooded, the problem is childless American couples would rather adopt a white child then one of the millions of "other" parentless children.

People that believe life starts a conception are the same people that dress up their dogs and cats like people, applying human characteristics to something doesn't make it people, Roy Horn can tell you that. A clump of cells is not a human being. Oh and by the way the brain dead woman in Florida, saddly not a person anymore either. She should be alowed to die with some digity. The only people that are convinced she will recover are Christians and doctors that can make a shit load of money keeping her empty shell alive.

Maybe it's just me.