Mr Grant: Wubba wubba wubba! back to MTV, I'm Buffoon's ex-wife! Coming up in this segment: the Black Crowes! Black Sabbath! Clint Black!...

teambanzai: What there not telling us is that SFC doesn't get SFC on their cable system any more.

teambanzai: Not very interesting with.... [sounds of guns cocking]

TeekieT: Hey, guys I am showing you my butt!

rickubis: Well, speaking of running around without pants...I *was* until TB lost the bear trap. I figured I'd better reel "tiny" in, and put 'im back in the barn.

Mr. Grant: "Smell The Glove", the Remastered Collector's Edition.

rickubis: Hey, Arch! Someone's put tape over *my* monitor, too, and there she is *now*! Sleeping in my bed! I...this is not my bed. This is not my beautiful house!

ArchHallJr: Yes, but is it your beautiful wife?

amycamus: Random House announces today publication of best-selling author Jesus' memoir, "Oil and Water: My years with Satan."

amycamus: Hey! Anybody lose a hand?? I found one on my butt!

Buffoon: "What is the outlok for power in Northern California, Alex?" *DING!* "Correct!" "I'll take 'Things Only the French Are Drunk Enough to Eat' for $500, please!"

Buffoon: "What is the color armband I was wearing last Saturday, Alex?" *DING!* "Correct!" "Great! I'll take 'Famous English Cuisine' for $400, please!"

amycamus: "My god! It's empty of...STARS!"

Buffoon: "What is the level of interest a conversation will have once everyone is politically correct, Alex? *DING!* "I'll take 'Food' for $800 please."

animebabe: Cool beans! When does the laser show start?

amycamus: You know, now that I'm done, I think I liked the door better when it was red.

Lalladil: I'm not afraid of things that go bump in the night....it's the things that go RUAAHAHHAHAHAH!!

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