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The Secret Diaries of The Lord of the Rings . Hmmm.. So that's what was going on! Another "What are you" quiz, this one is What Muppet are You ? I'm a Kermit, obviously. And it isn't easy being green. There has been a bad highway accident near Chattanooga with over 150 cars involved. The interstate was closed for over a day. What a mess. I've been through that area before and there is always a lot of fog around there. There were also some problems on a Canadian navy submarine . Two things here. First, I never knew the Canadian navy had submarines. Second, why was there a hockey stick on board? Now this one is just sick. This woman hit someone with her car but, instead of going for help she parked the car and left him there for several days . Talk about someone with mental problems. Here we have the Random Chicken Server . I'm sure this seemed like a good idea to someone. The search engine Webcrawler keeps a list of their strange search requests , many of which are indeed strange. I think we need is one of those signs like you see at amusement parks. "You must be as tall as this sign in order to access the Internet." Remember a while back when that guy managed to shut down the Atlanta airport by running the wrong way though secuity? He was in a hurry to get to his plane because he was going to a UGA football game. Well, as punishment he's been banned from attending any UGA games for a year . Hey, I'm willing to be banned from attending UGA football games for the rest of my life . What that will let me get away with? Do you garden? Do you have problems with slugs? Well, how about a robot that tracks down and kills slugs ? Never bring a swordfish to a knife fight . Umm... What? If your tin-foil hat isn't keeping the voices out anymore, maybe you should start looking into more advanced anti-mind control equipment . Want to look for Bigfoot but the Pacific northwest is just too far away? Don't worry, apparently you can look for it in Texas or the Gulf Coast as well. (Nice javascript water effect on the Gulf Coast link, btw...) For whatever reason, this guy is keeping images of all of his Wal-Mart Receipts . Ah well, it's nice to have hobbies. |
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Dennis Matheson - tanstaafl@earthlink.net
Last Updated: July 20, 2006
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