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Worried about a hacker breaking into a bank? Hah. What happens when they break into the city sewage system ? Apparently, a bull moose doesn't know what to do with playground equipment . Bull Moose: 1 - Swing Set: 0 Rubber Band Guns . These could shift the balance of power in most offices. Now here's something to worry about; fake beers in Germany . The horror... the horror... This woman's husband died. She had him cremated, and the ashes placed in her breast implants . Do you suppose that many people at the funeral asked to see the body? Now, I will admit that my yard isn't in the best shape, but I have never had to resort to a garden flamethrower . This student won a prize and spent all of the prize money on beer . Glad to see he has his priorities straight. Just a hint, if you are planning on stealing a truck, don't steal the one that is on fire . What is... The Matwix ? (With Elmer as Neo and Bugs as Morpheus...) Someone has a nice pencil sharpener collection . Burger King has announced a "Left-Handed" Whopper . Wait a minute... Aren't Whoppers round? How to make an ocarina out of a toilet float . Does he play it in the shower? |
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Dennis Matheson - tanstaafl@earthlink.net
Last Updated: July 20, 2006
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