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Worried about a hacker breaking into a bank? Hah. What happens when they break into the city sewage system ?

Apparently, a bull moose doesn't know what to do with playground equipment . Bull Moose: 1 - Swing Set: 0

Rubber Band Guns . These could shift the balance of power in most offices.

Now here's something to worry about; fake beers in Germany . The horror... the horror...

This woman's husband died. She had him cremated, and the ashes placed in her breast implants . Do you suppose that many people at the funeral asked to see the body?

Now, I will admit that my yard isn't in the best shape, but I have never had to resort to a garden flamethrower .

This student won a prize and spent all of the prize money on beer . Glad to see he has his priorities straight.

Just a hint, if you are planning on stealing a truck, don't steal the one that is on fire .

What is... The Matwix ? (With Elmer as Neo and Bugs as Morpheus...)

Someone has a nice pencil sharpener collection .

Burger King has announced a "Left-Handed" Whopper . Wait a minute... Aren't Whoppers round?

How to make an ocarina out of a toilet float . Does he play it in the shower?

Dennis Matheson - tanstaafl@earthlink.net
Last Updated: July 20, 2006