Things Caught in the Web

May, 2002 April, 2002 March, 2002 Feb, 2002 Jan, 2002 Dec, 2001 Nov, 2001 Oct, 2001 Sept, 2001 Aug, 2001 July, 2001 June, 2001 May, 2001 April, 2001 March, 2001 Feb, 2001 Jan, 2001 Dec, 2000 Nov, 2000 Oct, 2000 Sept, 2000 Aug, 2000	July 26, 2001 - Thursday Well, next week I'll be aboard the Cuan Law and diving in the British Virgin Islands. The Web will just have to get along without me, I suppose. July 25, 2001 - Wednesday Let me see if I have this straight. People are paying to go stand on a dead whale and pet the sharks feeding on it Is this a joke? Now here's an amusement park ride worth looking for: the ThrustAir 2000 ; it does 0 - 80 mph in two seconds! Now, who has one? Meanwhile, back on the list of "1001 Useless Things to do With A GPS Receiver" we now have a beer with a built-in GPS locator . Yes, now your beer is tracking you. July 24, 2001 - Tuesday OK, so your dog is registered to vote , but can it figure out a butterfly ballot? July 20, 2001 - Friday Did you know that we are facing a worldwide caviar crisis ? Neither did I. Do you care? Neither do I. July 18, 2001 - Wednesday Did you have a little red wagon when growing up? Well, they're on the Internet now too. July 13, 2001 - Friday Man Attacked by Cat While Showering Bird . The headline says it all, really. Though I do wonder why he was taking a shower with his bird in the first place. July 12, 2001 - Thursday For too long have the innocent garden gnomes been supressed. Time for the Garden Gnome Liberation Front . No one expects the Garden Gnome Liberation Front! July 10, 2001 - Tuesday Here we have the homepage of the World Rock/Paper/Scissors Society I didn't even know they were organized. What's next, an Olympic exhibition event? July 2, 2001 - Monday A wearable GPS unit with a heads-up display . I want one! I have absolutely no need for one, but I want one! And, from the department of "People With Too Much Time on Their Hands" we have Where's George? Enter the serial number from a dollar bill and it tells you where that bill has been. I personally really don't care to know that my money is having more fun travelling than I am...

Dennis Matheson - tanstaafl@earthlink.net Last Updated: July 20, 2006

Things Caught in the Web

July 26, 2001 - Thursday

Well, next week I'll be aboard the Cuan Law and diving in the British Virgin Islands. The Web will just have to get along without me, I suppose.

July 25, 2001 - Wednesday

Let me see if I have this straight. People are paying to go stand on a dead whale and pet the sharks feeding on it Is this a joke?

Now here's an amusement park ride worth looking for: the ThrustAir 2000 ; it does 0 - 80 mph in two seconds! Now, who has one?

Meanwhile, back on the list of "1001 Useless Things to do With A GPS Receiver" we now have a beer with a built-in GPS locator . Yes, now your beer is tracking you.

July 24, 2001 - Tuesday

OK, so your dog is registered to vote , but can it figure out a butterfly ballot?

July 20, 2001 - Friday

Did you know that we are facing a worldwide caviar crisis ? Neither did I. Do you care? Neither do I.

July 18, 2001 - Wednesday

Did you have a little red wagon when growing up? Well, they're on the Internet now too.

July 13, 2001 - Friday

Man Attacked by Cat While Showering Bird . The headline says it all, really. Though I do wonder why he was taking a shower with his bird in the first place.

July 12, 2001 - Thursday

For too long have the innocent garden gnomes been supressed. Time for the Garden Gnome Liberation Front . No one expects the Garden Gnome Liberation Front!

July 10, 2001 - Tuesday

Here we have the homepage of the World Rock/Paper/Scissors Society I didn't even know they were organized. What's next, an Olympic exhibition event?

July 2, 2001 - Monday

A wearable GPS unit with a heads-up display . I want one! I have absolutely no need for one, but I want one!

And, from the department of "People With Too Much Time on Their Hands" we have Where's George? Enter the serial number from a dollar bill and it tells you where that bill has been. I personally really don't care to know that my money is having more fun travelling than I am...

Dennis Matheson - tanstaafl@earthlink.net

Last Updated: July 20, 2006