Minutes

Ashbrook Ghee

Mr. Kabers finished drawling a picture of a bunny rabbit on the board and turned back to the semi circular desk. "Beginning this September," he said, "There is going to be a .05% brain tax. Also the consciousness interest rates will be going up .013% in June. By the end of July construction will begin at the great river mouth canyon of southern Aberly, where segment five of The Book of Thumbs will conjoin with Tale seven of Richard Montog’s Grey Grell for Garcy, and there will also be, because of a generous donation by Mr. and Mrs. Capsenfact, a multicolored swing set. Philip Saisagain will be putting in another of his edible, smoke-able, photoluminescent gardens. Jill Crane will be organizing people to stand around and loiter in front otherwise uninteresting scenery. You, James," he said pointing into the audience, "are supposed to meet with Ms. Baswam, it that right?, at eight thirty, no, I’m sorry, they changed it to... nine thirty this Wednesday, to discuss how they are going to arrange the lights, and... Jerry Sonim is going to be there, he’s going to be the one who does the actual setting up. Benfitz is going to be in charge of the sandwiches, and his daughter Ipstray is going to be, he says ‘floating something upside down in something,’ I don’t know what that means exactly, but I know its important to her to be able to run back and forth, she likes doing that.’ Scott Jomplin is going to be designing the dogs. I think that’s about it. Does anyone else have anything?

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