Heero: Mobile suit activity confirmed in region 1A5. Scanning area for potential source...
Duo: Hey, Heero...
Heero: New Edwards base appears to be back into operation...
Duo: Heero?
Heero: Base is mostly active at night to avoid attention... the best time to attack it would be mid-afternoon...
Duo: Heeeero.....
Heero: Operation will commence at 1300 hours. Mission: Accepted.
Duo: Look, Mr. Heero's hard drive! This is Mr. Magnet! Want to see what happens if I put you two too close to each other?
Heero: Omae wo korosu.
Duo: Ha! So I CAN still get your attention. Haven't lost my touch!
Heero: What do you want?
Duo: Nothing much. Just wondering why you're not in costume.
Heero: For what purpose?
Duo: Halloween, man! Duh! Aren't you going to the party?
Heero: I'm not involved.
Duo: You're so gloomy! Can't you have a little holiday spirit once in while?
Heero: Leave me alone.
Duo: Geez. Fine, Mr. I-only-care-about-my-mission-and-gundam. Speaking of which, don't you need your Gundam for the mission?
Heero: Of course I need my-
*Heero stops.*
Heero: I blew my gundam up.
Duo: Weeeeell... I happen to have a couple spare mecha at the place I'm staying...
Heero: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
Duo: The party starts at eight! Be sure to act in character!
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Duo: I hate it when he manages to get out of these situations.
Hilde: Well, you really can't expect anything else, can you?
Duo: It figures Heero'd find the most anti-social, suicidal guy around and dress up as him just to avoid acting different.
Hilde: Misao and Relena did that too. Come on, let's go talk to them.
Relena: This ninja outfit's a bit big.
Misao: At least everyone knows who you are. I don't see why we had to wear your school uniforms.
Aoshi: I am not going in spandex.
Heero: Everyone sympathizes.
Misao: (I wouldn't mind...)
Relena: (I bet you wouldn't.)
Duo: Hi guys!
Misao: Hi Duo! Nice scythe!
Duo: Thanks! I've teamed up with Dorothy and Trowa to go as War, Death, and Famine.
Hilde: The three horsemen of the apocalypse.
Duo: Hey, no one wanted to be plague.
Heero: Where's Trowa and Dorothy?
Hilde: Trowa's by the punch bowl.
Duo: Dorothy is out terrorizing little kids.
Relena: (She's scarier then anything on Halloween.)
Misao: Come on, let's go talk to the other guests.
*Misao, Aoshi, Heero, and Relena head off towards the punch bowl.*
Duo: Wait for me!
Hilde: Wait, I wahnt to paint zhis lovely scene before you wreak havoc in it.
Duo: Your accent needs a bit of work.
*Duo runs away under a hail of paints and brushes.*
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Zechs: Looks like Napoleon got a growth spurt.
Treize: I've been hearing that one a lot.
L. Une: Who are you? Alucard?
Zechs: No! Setzer.
Noin, Treize, and Une: Who?
Setzer: This is just doing wonders for my pride.
Zechs: You know, the gambler from Final Fantasy VI.
Noin: I don't remember that Final Fantasy.
Zechs: That explains why Cid is so upset.
Cid (FFVII): I've told you a thousand $*^&@# times, I'm CID!!!!
Barret: I know you Cid, foo'! Who are you goin' as?
Cid (FFVII): CID!!!!!
Cait Sith: That's not your normal clothing. This a new look?
Cid (FFVII): You should #^%*& know, you @$%*& cat!!! YOUR $&*^% costume's from the same $#%^& game!
Cait Sith: You mean my moogle costume?
Cid (FFVII): %^&#$....
Barret: Oh, you mean that other Cid from FFVI.
Cid (FFVII): YES!!!!!!
Barret: Why didn't you jus' say that?
Cid (FFVII): I DID! #$@^%*&! And just what the $#^&@% are you supposed to be, Barret? You don't look any different.
Barret: I'm Mista T, foo'! I'm hellava tough!
Cait Sith: Oh brother....
Zechs: My ears...
Noin: That's what we get for eavesdropping.
Une: So who are you, Noin? I don't recognize the costume.
Noin: I'm Kojiro from Last Blade 2.
Treize and Une: What?
Zechs: I think both of us need to lay off the video games. Want to get some punch?
Noin: No thanks. It looks like a small war is brewing by the punch table.
Zechs: Want to get some popcorn?
Noin: I'm so there.
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*WuFei is chasing Duo around the table, constantly smacking him with his judge's gaffle.*
Duo: Ow! WuFei! Cool it!
WuFei: The court finds the defendant Duo Maxwell guilty of eating all of the cookies! Guilty! Guilty!
Duo: WuFei! OW! Stop it!!!
WuFei: JUSTICE!
Duo: Waaaaugh! Sally, help meeeeee!
Sally: Huh? Who said that?
*Sally stops as Duo zooms past her. WuFei trips over her foot and goes flying.*
WuFei: OW! ONNA!
Sally: Oops! Sorry, I can't see a thing in this blindfold. Maybe going as Lady Justice wasn't such a good idea.
Duo: Thanks for the save, Sally! I owe you one!
Sally: Huh? Duo?
*Sally turns and clocks WuFei with the scale she's holding*
WuFei: O...order in the court...
Sally: What? Did you say something?
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Tifa: Being in this costume is starting to make me nervous.
Quistes: Relax. We'll all vouch that you're not really Duo.
Squall: I'm disturbed that it's even necessary.
Riona: Have you seen any of our other friends about?
Cloud: Let's see... Selphie and Yuffie are over in the corner chatting...
*Everyone checks their pockets*
Quistes: Zell and Irvine are over by the punch.
Tifa: Irvine's really going all out playing Vincent.
Irvine: ....I did not make enough punch... that is my sin....
Zell: Gobble... snarf.... snap....
Squall: (I see that Zell's playing Sabin's part well...)
Riona: Speaking of Vincent, I wanted to ask him about something. Who's he dressed as?
Cloud: Uh... you REALLY don't want to know....
Squall: What do you... AAAAAAH!
Vincent: Hey hey! Look at my nifty machine gun! It's so cool!
Sqaull: N..no... nightmare...
Riona: What's the problem, Squall? It's just Laguna.
Squall: Gyaaaaa!
Tifa: Wow! I don't think I've seen Squall ever run that fast!
Vincent: Must be the fairies.
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*Soujiro adjusts his postman hat*
Soujiro: What do you think? Do I look official?
Quatre: You look great! How about me?
Soujiro: Fantastic! Although I've never seen Laurence of Arabia...
Li: I think the white horse was a bit overboard.
Quatre: The Magunacs got it. By the time I caught them it had already been paid for.
Li: Sorta like an early birthday present, huh?
Cloud: For the third time this week.
Quatre: (They've started ripping up the receipts.)
Cloud: I'm surprised you didn't go as "Quatre Rebaba and the Fourty Magunacs." Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it?
Quatre: Hey, I - oh, look who's here!
Aerith: Hey Quatre! Cloud, nice to see you again!
Cloud: Aaaaah! The ghost of Aerith returned from the grave! Whaaaaa!
Li: Wow! He's really fast!
Soujiro: I'll have to get him to teach me that.
Aerith: I'd thought he'd be happier to see me.
Quatre: Uhhh... not everyone knows about this little resurrection bit... an angel was probably not the best choice of costume.
Aerith: Oh yeah. Oops.
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Kenshin: Oro...
Karou: Your costume's really good! People keep mistaking you for Ferio!
Sano: All those color co-ordinated girls. Who are you, Jo-chan?
Karou: I'm Lime! Lime Lime Lime Lime Lime Lime-
Yahiko: She's got the energy, but certainly not the looks.
Karou: Yaaaaaaaaah!
*Yahiko is thrown through a wall*
Kenshin: (She's got the temper, too...) Who are you, Sano?
Sano: I'm Goku, and Yahiko's Gohan, because they're the strongest guys in Dragon Ball Z!
Karou: I thought it was because all of you guys have hair more fried then Kefka's brain.
Sano: STOP IT WITH THE HAIR JOKES!
Karou: Look! That gypsy is telling fortunes! I wanna see! I wanna I wanna I wanna!
Kenshin: Sure de gozaryo!
Catherine: Now shuffle the deck until it feels right.
Duo: Sure! Hmmm hmmm... la la la... done!
Catherine: Okay, the first card is Death. That either means the reading is about you, or that you're going to die in the next five seconds.
Duo: Uh... great.
Catherine: The next card is.... Justice. Hmmm... I forgot what Justice is.... let me check my notes....
WuFei: Maxwell! Kisama!
Duo: I think I know what it means.
Catherine: Oh, I was wrong about that Death card. It means the reading's about you AND that you're going to die in the next five seconds... Duo?
Karou: Wow! I wanna have my fortune read!
Kenshin: I think we'd better skip it, Karou-dono.
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Relena: Come on, Heero! Let's go.
Heero: Mission not accepted.
Misao: You two are no fun! You're supposed to go trick or treating on Halloween.
Heero: It's bad enough that I'm in this outfit. I am not going to let everyone see me while I beg for handouts.
Aoshi: (Ditto.)
Relena: Oh, you two... hey, there's Duo! Duo, help us get Heero and Aoshi to trick or treat!
Duo: Yeah, yeah, trick or treating good, gets me away for long time! Staying away good! Let's go!
Misao: (Huh?)
Relena: (Don't ask, you don't want to know.)
Heero: I'm NOT going.
Duo: Wing Zero....
Heero: ....Hn.
*Heero walks towards the door.*
Misao: Well, Aoshi?
Aoshi: No.
Heero: I'm not going alone.
Aoshi: Just try it.
Heero: Roger that.
Aoshi: (Uh oh...)
*Heero, Relena, and Misao grab Aoshi and drag him out the door.*
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Washu: Hey, Sasami...
Sasami: Waaagh! I mean.... yes, Washu?
Washu: You wouldn't have happened to have seen Quatre about, have you?
Sasami: N..no... I haven't.
Washu: Rats! Hey, Mr. Sekihotai! You seen Quatre?
Tou-ya: Ummm....
Yukito: DEPARTED.
Tou-ya: Oh yes, I think he left to go trick or treating with his friends.
Washu: Drat! Well, have you seen Soujiro about?
Tou-ya: He was over by the punch bowl...
Yukito: ESCAPED.
Tou-ya: Ah! He must have seen you coming.
Washu: Dangit! Have you seen ANY of the Okita Clones about?
Yukito: NEGATIVE.
Tou-ya: Sorry.
Washu: Curses...
*Washu walks off*
Tou-ya: *smirk* That costume's really good, Yuki.
Yukito: AFFIRMATIVE.
Sasami: Whew... that was scary... Oh, hi Misao-chan!
Misao Amano: Hi, Sasami. I just love your costume!
Sasami: Ha ha... yeah... I like your costume a lot, too!
Tsunami: Yes. The bluebird of happiness is a nice touch.
Rumia: (I'm a bird... just a bird... nothing magical at all...)
Tsunami: Your Pretty Sammy costume is very nice too, Sasami.
Sasami: *Gulp*.... Yeah...
Mihoshi: But Sasami doesn't look anything like Pretty Sammy!
Kiyone: Mihoshi! Don't talk about things beyond your comprehension!
Ryoko: Yeah! Sasami looks just like Pretty Sammy! Right, Tenchi?
Tenchi: Y..yeah..
Aeka: Get off him, you loudmouthed gangster!
Ryoko: Leave us alone, you flat-chested machine!
Aeka: What did you say?!
Ryoko: The truth!
Tenchi: Girls, please...
Sasami: Come on, Misao. You don't want to see this.
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Duo: Life is good.
Heero: Speak for yourself.
Quatre: This isn't your execution, Heero. You're supposed to be having fun.
Misao: (He'd be having more fun at his execution.)
Relena: (Hey...)
Aoshi: Didn't you say you had teamed up with Dorothy?
Trowa: She's having too much fun traumatizing people.
Duo: Here's the next house. C'mon, let's go!
Heero: There's no decorations or lights on. I don't think anyone's home.
Duo: Of course they're home! They just don't want many trick or treaters to come so they can eat all the candy themselves.
Relena: Then let's let them do that.
Duo: No way! There's no fun in Halloween if you can't bang on people's doors until they answer it!
*Duo starts ringing the doorbell like there's no tomorrow.*
Heero: Duo, that's a really bad-
*Kefka opens the door.*
Trowa: (Ah. A fellow clown.)
Kefka: Grrr...
Duo: A..a..ack!
Kefka: My light... wasn't... on.
Duo: T...tr...t...
Kefka: I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!
Duo: Well... just be ...going... now...
Kefka: Welcome to my Barbeque! Uwah ha ha ha ha ha!
*Duo runs from hail of fireballs*
Duo: Sc...aaa..ryyy...
Quatre: (Almost as scary as Dorothy.)
Trowa: Told you.
Duo: Ri...right.... let's try the next house...
Heero: That one looks bad t-
Duo: Knock knock!
*Exdeath opens the door.*
Aoshi: (This is going to be a looong night.)
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Sakura: Hoeee... look at all the traffic at this street!
Tomoyo: We'll never get across at this rate.
Kero: I can't fly you across without ruining my costume.
Tsubame: It's getting cold and dark out... we'll have to quit before we get to the first house.
Megumi: Hmmm.... what to do... I bet my Ken-san would know how to get across! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Red: (Crazy Kitsune...) Why don't you just use your magic, Sakura?
Sakura: Hoee! You know about my magic, too?!
Everyone: Uh huh.
Sakura: Oh... alright. Fly!
Tomoyo: You're so cool, Sakura-chan!
Red: We'll be done in no time!
Megumi: And I might actually have enough candy to keep some when the chicken head starts stealing mine.
*Back at the party, Sano sneezes*
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Duo: What a night.
Misao: We must have hit every single RPG villain's house in town...
Duo: At least they gave us candy.
Heero: All containing almonds and in wrapping that had been tampered with.
Duo: I get the point. Let's go home before we start hitting anime villains.
Trowa: Too late.
Aoshi: Zechs?
Relena: Can't be.
Misao: Why not?
Relena: Because Zechs is coming around the other corner.
Zechs: YOU! So you're why everyone said I'd been at their house before!
Sephiroth: Ulp!
Zechs: Die, you stupid clone!
Sephiroth: That's Cloud.. OW!
Setzer: Ooh! Ooh! Duel! I wanna join! Chocobop!
Zechs: Watch it!
Sephiroth: Yeah, get lost!
Setzer: Shut up, you stupid copycats! H-bomb!
Sephiroth: Ouch! Oh, yeah? Fire three!
*Setzer, Zechs, and Sephiroth all start decking it out*
Relena: Oh no! I can't tell Zechs, Sephiroth, and Setzer apart!
Heero: Who cares?
Relena: Aren't you going to do something?
Heero: No.
*Heero grabs the candy and leaves*
Relena: Please, stop this meaningless... Oh, screw it, that never works anyway.
*Relena runs after Heero*
Aoshi: That's the best idea I've heard all night.
Duo: Well, I'm gonna watch... Hey! Heero! You took MY candy too!
WuFei: Maxwell! I've got you now!
Duo: Waaaah!
WuFei: The God of Death is going BACK to Hell!
Duo: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Heero: (Revenge is sweet.)
Relena: (It looks like you had fun after all.)
FIN
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Wanna know who went as who? Check our quick list.
Heero - Aoshi (Rurouni Kenshin)
Duo - Death
Trowa - Famine
Quatre - Laurence of Arabia
WuFei - Judge
Zechs - Sezter (Final Fantasy VI)
Treize - Napoleon
Relena - Misao Makamachi (Rurouni Kenshin)
Hilde - french artist
Catherine - Gypsy fortune teller
Noin - Kojiro (Last Blade 2)
Dorothy - War
Une - Napoleon's wife
Sally - Lady Justice
Aoshi - Heero (Gundam Wing)
Misao - Relena (Gundam Wing)
Kenshin - Ferio (Magic Knight Rayearth)
Karou - Lime (Saber Marionette)
Yahiko - Gohan (Dragon Ball Z)
Sano - Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
Tsubame - Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)
Megumi - Kubei(Nine Tailed) Fox (Sakura: Hyper Police)
Soujiro - postman
Sakura - waitress
Li - Ascot (Magic Knight Rayearth)
Tomoyo - Fairy Godmother (Having made all the costumes)
Kero - Red XIII (while in true form; Final Fantasy VII)
Tou-ya - Sagara Souzou (RK)
Yukito - Fujin (Final Fantasy VIII)
Cloud - Squall (Final Fantasy VIII)
Tifa - Duo (Gundam Wing)
Red- Kero (Card Captor Sakura)
Yuffie - Selphie (Final Fantasy VIII)
Aerith - an angel
Barret - Mr T
Cait - Mog (Final Fantasy VI)
Cid - Cid (Final Fantasy VI)
Vincent - Laguna (Final Fantasy VIII)
Sephiroth - Zechs as Setzer (Gundam Wing; Final Fantasy VI)
Tenchi - Luke Skywalker
Sasami - Pretty Sammy (Magical Project S)
Tsunami - Belldandy (Ah! Megumi-sama!)
Washu - (Adult form) Nurse
Aeka - Cherry (Saber Marionette J)
Ryoko - Gangster
Kiyone + Mihoshi - Idol singers
Misao A - Snow White
Squall - Cloud (FFVII)
Irvine - Vincent (FFVII)
Zell - Sabin (FFVI)
Quistes - Celes (FFVI)
Selphie - Yuffie (FFVII)
Riona - Tifa (FFVII)