*The FFVII people along with Sasami and Ryo-ohki pop in*

Tifa: Sorry we're late. The sewers got changed when the building moved.

Tenchi: Sasami, you're safe!

Sasami: Of course. Quatre wouldn't hurt any of his friends... as long as they listen to what he's telling them.

Kiyone: Look! The Galaxy Police prototype mecha!

Mihoshi: Oh good, this should solve everything.

*Quatre begins destroying them like there's no tomorrow.*

Washu: Hey Kenshin. I've got an idea, and you've got to help me.

Kenshin: Oro?

*Washu leads Kenshin off. Karou follows.*

Kiyone: I suppose this is to be expected. It does have that cannon.

Tomoyo: And Quatre-san appears to be a very good pilot.

Barret: Hey *points at Tenchi* don't you got Three of them Light Bird things?

Tenchi: Uh, yeah, but I can't control them...

Cid: What the *#^$ is that!?!

***

*Tokyo tower: a flash of light and three girls in armor appear*

Fuu: It appears we've kept our weapons and armor.

Hikaru: What's going on here!?

Umi: That machine's destroying Tokyo!

Hikaru: We have to stop it!

Fuu: It's a good thing we kept our equipment.

Umi: Selece!

Fuu: Windam!

Hikaru: Rayearth!

*Three massive figures appear behind the girls. Quatre turns and looks them over.*

Quatre: Stay away from me!

Windam: I ain't fighting that.

Selece: I say we follow his instructions.

Fuu: It appears the mashinu have made the wise decision.

All: RUN!!!!

*The Magic Knights choose the better part of valor.*

Quatre: Wow. They listened to me.

???: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ryoko: That's...!

Cloud: Sephiroth...

Sephiroth: I didn't expect a kid like Quatre to be the one to help me complete my master plan, but in the end I am still victorious.

Sephiroth: Now that the results of my evil machine have thrown you into chaos I will summon meteor and become a god!!!! Now... where's the black materia? What! YUFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*In the bunker all heads turn towards Yuffie.*

Yuffie: Much as I hate to admit it, this time it wasn't me.

Cait Sith: Yeah, sure.

Quatre: You're not nice, trying to destroy the page, and killing Aerith!

*Sephiroth finds himself at the wrong end of the beam cannon*

Sephiroth: Hey! That's the black materia... in the barrel... damn this sucks.

*click*

*BOOM*

Red: Wait! If the black materia is hooked to Quatre's mecha, then the only one who could have taken it was...

All: Aerith???????

Aerith: Uh, what can I say... The evil machine must have affected me too.

Cid: I ain't a genius or anything, but I think that if that kid fires that thing full blast he'll destroy the planet.

*silence*

Aerith: Sorry.

*explosion*

***

*Meanwhile, back in the Random Junk room, a portal opens. A blond Girl in a ridiculous costume and a bird come through*

Pixy Misa: I know Sasami is in here somewhere.

Rumia: Couldn't we wait in our dimension for her to come back?

Pixy Misa: Whatever. Hey look. *points at evil machine* That looks like a good candidate for this week's monster.

Rumia: That one's bigger then most. It may have a chance.

Pixy Misa: Calling Mystics!

*The evil machine begins to move*

Pixy Misa: I've got you now Sammy. Oh ho ho ho ho!

***

*Quatre, angered by the constant unmanned mobile suits attacks and unaware of the consequences, is powering the main cannon for a full blast.*

Aerith: I suppose I should get out Holy.

Red: Hmmm... Wait, we're fighting in Tokyo. That should mean that at some point-

"Sailor Planet Power!"

Red: That should happen.

Yahiko: Too bad they're so weak they won't be able to scratch it.

Yuffie: Actually, if the original manga was right, they should be fairly good.

*Everyone looks at Yuffie*

Yuffie: What?! It's a good series in Wutai. Not my fault it was poorly translated.

Cait Sith: It's more the fact that you would buy girl's manga.

Yuffie: Shut up, cat! For your information, I am a girl!

Tomoyo: Wow!

*Everyone looks back at the screen. Wing Zero's cannon and a beam of multicolored energy clash. There is a massive explosion. When the dust clears Wing Zero stands tall in a large crater, but the black materia is broken.*

Yuffie: See!

Red: What I find amazing is that, somehow, they'll all come back from that.

Li: Huh? Who's that?

Yahiko: That's Shi-shi-o!

Shi-shi-o: Now it is time to find out who the strongest is.

Quatre: (Is this guy joking? I'm in a mecha!) I'd ask you to surrender, but you wouldn't, would you? Goodbye then.

*click*

Shi-shi-o: Yes! This is the way it should be. The strong survive, the weak die!

*BOOM*

Aoshi: He was the weaker, I see.

Misao: Unfortunately, he'll be back.

Li: Sakura, have you recovered?

Sakura: Yeah... I think I'll use that new card I made. Anyone else want to teleport out of here?

*Kenshin-gumi, FFVII people and Tenchi Tachi all shake their heads.*

Yahiko: We'll wait for Kenshin.

Tenchi: Ryo-ohki can get us out if we need to leave.

Cid: Same for us with the Highwind.

Sakura: Ok. Teleporuto!

***

*Colony L-4. Four figures exit the shuttle bay.*

Zechs: You think they have a satellite relay station around here?

Wufei: They should. And the current incident should be playing on all channels.

Heero: I think there's a TV in there. *Points towards small Japanese restaurant.*

*At that moment the CCS people teleport in.*

Zechs: I see you made it out ok.

Tou-ya: Yeah. Shi-shi-o and Sephiroth had it much worse.

Trowa: Hey, isn't that guy over there...

All: Saitoh!

Saitoh: What.

Wufei: Tokyo is being flattened, and here you are sitting on a colony in a SOBA SHOP?????

Tomoyo: Soba?

Saitoh: I like soba.

Yukito: (Order up. My treat.)

Sakura, Li, & Tomoyo: (Thanks!)

Heero: Before you start on Saitoh, you may want to look at the person next to him.

Wufei: You! What are you doing here!

Ted: Having lunch. What else?

Zechs: Aren't you going to stop Quatre?

Ted: The Okita clones are beyond my control. That's my sister's job.

Trowa: And where is she?

Ted: See the cheering section down there. Next to Soujiro.

Saitoh: So explain the O bloodtype again.

Ted: O is the normal bloodtype. People with it usually stick to their principles, whatever they may be. They also usually have an evil streak hidden somewhere.

Saitoh: And your's would be not giving this information to Sephiroth when he set up that machine.

*Ted smirks*

***

*Down on the hill*

Hilde: Hey, shouldn't you be doing something to stop him?

Nora: Nah, we needed to remodel anyway. Besides, this is cool.

Hilde: (She's almost as bad as Dorothy...) ...Hey, what's that!?!?!

*A fuchsia colored mecha rises from the hillside. It turns to face Wing Zero, then sets into a Battow jitsu stance.*

Washu: Behold my greatest invention: The Rourouni mecha!

Washu: It is made entirely of Gundanium and works directly off the pilots neural inputs! And despite that, it doesn't drive the pilot insane!

Everyone who knows anything about mecha: Wow. Impressive. Incredible.

Kenshin: Quatre, you need to stop this mindless destruction now.

Quatre: You don't understand. This world has gone crazy, that's why I've got to destroy it all!

*The mecha face off. Kenshin continues his speeches. Quatre ignores them.*

Yahiko: This guy is as strong as Soujiro, right?

Sano: Yeah, but Kenshin beat Soujiro with the Amakakira Ryu no Hikaima. And he's already in the Batou Jitsu stance.

Quatre: Enough! If you're going to be my enemy I'll destroy you.

*The Mecha pause in a tense moment. Then a bird takes flight and they rush each other.*

Tifa: Why do tense moments always end like that?

Aoshi: The battle aura alters the course of nature.

Misao: I thought it was because the person who moved first usually lost.

Aoshi: That too.

*Kenshin does his ougi. Quatre fires the beam cannon to block. The beam knocks the attack off course but Kenshin turns around for a second attack.*

Quatre: Uh oh. This is bad.

*Quatre looks around the cockpit. His eyes come to rest on a pink button. He presses it.*

Kenshin: Yaaaaaaaa! *crack* Oro?

*Kenshin's swing is stopped by ten light hawk wings. The sakabato breaks.*

Kenshin: Oro! Oro! Oro! Oro! Oro!

*Kenshin ejects*

Kenshin: Oroooooooo!

Aeka: Sasami?

Sasami: I'm sorry Aeka. He asked so politely, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Red: I guess that means we'll just have to sit it out.

Mihoshi: But there's no food here! We'll starve!

Kiyone: You can access five years of emergency food with your control cube, Mihoshi!

Mihoshi: Oh yeah! That's right!

*Tokyo is fairly well leveled. Quatre is finishing off anything not smoking. Cut to the Gundam girls in Dorothy's car.*

Catherine: It's fairly obvious Quatre isn't shooting in this direction intentionally. But if a stray beam did go here, how would this thing protect us?

Relena: Trust me on this. I know from experience.

*As if driven by fate, a bolt from the beam cannon hits Dorothy's car at that very second. When the smoke clears the only thing singed is the ground.*

Une: Interesting. OZ has to look into this armoring.

Dorothy: Quatre! If you scratch the paint I'll kill you!!!

Quatre: *reverting to normal self* Gomen Nasai!

Sally: God, she's scary.

Relena: Hey, what's that?

*Cut to bunker*

Cid: That must be the evil machine! It looks just like the one in engineering monthly. Well, except for the face and the dress.

Vincent: It's attacking Quatre...

Kiyone: This should be quick.

Sasami:(Good, I don't have to transform into Pretty Sammy.)

*Quatre blows the Love Love monster away with a single shot.*

Quatre: What am I doing?! We shouldn't be fighting...

*Quatre falls out of Zero. Those cast members still on planet converge.*

Duo: You feeling better, buddy?

Quatre: What have I done?

Duo: Don't worry, you didn't kill anyone. Permanently anyway. And Tokyo's used to getting leveled.

Quatre: What about all those school girls?

Yuffie: They'll be back.

Duo: You just rest now.

Sasami: Misao-chan!

Misao Amano: Sasami-chan... Why am I here?

Sasami: I don't know. Hey, why don't I introduce you to everybody?

Sasami: Mina-san! This is my friend Misao-chan!

Misao Makamachi: Another Misao?

Misao Amano: Nice to meet you.

Washu: Huh? I just felt a paradox ripple.

Tenchi: What?

Washu: It happens when two incompatible animes are crossed over. The world mixes the two.

Ryoko: And that means?

Washu: Something strange happened!

Tenchi: And your point would be...?

Washu: Never mind!

Rumia: (Looks like we'll be here a while.)

*fin part 4*