Washu: Oh, so that's what that frequency does.

***

*The Tenchi tachi sans Washu and Sasami appear in one of the corridors.*

Tenchi: Ryoko, you're sure you sensed Washu in here?

Ryoko: Certain, Tenchi.

Aeka: Then Sasami should be close by, too.

Kiyone: We should split up. Mihoshi and I will go this way.

Mihoshi: But Kiyone! That way is dark and...

Kiyone: Mihoshi! You have a flashlight! Use it!

Mihoshi: Oh yeah. Oops.

Tenchi: I guess we'll search this way.

*Tenchi, Ryoko, and Aeka wander the hallways. Surprisingly only three energy bolts are flung.*

Ryoko: Hey, there's a room over there.

*They look into the game room. The Risk match is still holding even. Yumi and Kamatari are duking it out.*

Yumi: I'll never lose Shi-shi-o sama to a guy like you!

Kamatari: Big words from an expensive whore!

Aeka: This seems somehow...

Ryoko: ...familiar.

Tenchi: Only without demons getting summoned.

***

*The dining hall. Misao and Relena are at one table talking and looking over at Aoshi and Heero's table.*

Misao: Not a single smile! Not one!

Relena: I know. They're always focused on-

Misao & Relena: "The mission."

Misao: At least you know he likes you. I don't even have that comfort.

Relena: Sure he likes me, but I still don't know if he'd kill me if he was ordered to. Besides, Aoshi seems to like you.

Misao: He certainly doesn't show it much. And Heero's never tried all that hard to kill you, has he?

Relena: Point.

Misao & Relena: Hmmm...

Relena: Maybe if we pool our resources...

***

Aoshi: They're plotting something...

Heero: I know.

...

Aoshi: I know some escape tricks...

Heero: I never said I didn't like her. I just said I was going to kill her.

...

Heero: Why haven't you run off?

Aoshi: I'm just waiting 'till she matures a bit.

...

Aoshi: More tea?

Heero: Thanks.

***

*Deep in the sewers... a rat scurries back and forth... then flees as a pod opens and reveals another Sephiroth.*

Sephiroth: I live again! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

*thunderbolt*

Sephiroth: I have been defeated in the past, but now I have a foolproof plan. I will...

*pulls out book entitled "evil plans for uber villains," flips to a bookmark and reads. *

Sephiroth: ...create a machine that emphasizes the darkness in their hearts. Then, when they fall upon each other, I will be free to complete my ritual of destruction!

Sephiroth: Hmmm... Sounds good. Now where did I put the machine?

*Sephiroth looks around. His eyes come to rest on a massive pile of gears and bolts.*

Sephiroth: That's the machine?!? Where am I going to hide the damn thing!?!

Sephiroth: I suppose I could hide it in the Random Junk room. Not that it would affect anyone there except Duo.

*Aerith, Quatre, and Sasami sneeze*

Sephiroth: Ah well, the effects will spread slowly and get to everyone else soon enough.

***

*Misao and Relena round up some friends (and Dorothy) to visit the shrine they saw nearby*

*After meeting with the priest they go to the main shrine and offer some prayers.*

Karou: (I wish Kenshin would understand my feelings.)

Misao: (I wish I could see Aoshi truly smile.)

Relena: (I wish Heero would notice me... and stop pointing guns at me when he does.)

Sally: (I wish Wufei would actually use my name.)

Omasu: (I wish Okina would stop chasing tail.)

Ochika: (I wish I could have gotten some from Hiko Seijiro-sama.)

Hilde: (I wish Duo'd admit we're going steady.)

Megumi: (I wish that idiot would get smarter, but I suppose I can't expect miracles.)

*Sano sneezes*

Dorothy: Dammit! I've tried love letters, death threats, even blown up a resource satellite!!! What do I have to do to get Quatre to notice me! Or at least get me a rematch!!!! ...what?

Karou: Ah... Dorothy-san... you don't have to pray out loud.

Dorothy: Oh.

Catherine (to priest): You seem rather calm.

Yosho: I've seen much worse.

***

Aoshi: I was wondering...

Heero: Yeah.

Aoshi: How did all that yaoi stuff start up for GW?

Heero: Character illustrations by evil artists. They even made Duo wear a dress.

Aoshi: What's that rumbling sound???

*Red lights begin to flash*

Speaker: Warning- several hundred obsessive fans are approaching. Repeat...

Heero & Aoshi: Dear God!

Aoshi: We have to run!

Heero: Quickly!

*Thousands of fangirls (and a few guys) rush in protesting the non-yaoi stance of the webpage. Aoshi and Heero flee. The group splits up to hound their favorite bishonen. Much running and screaming. Some work their way to the random junk room and begin pestering Duo and Quatre.*

Duo: Ladies...appreciate...but...can't...breathe...

Fangirl 1: Don't worry Quatre, I like you more then I like Duo.

Fangirl 2: Yeah, even if you are the weakest Gundam pilot.

Quatre: I'm weak?

Fangirl 1: No. Quatre's not weak. It's Sandrock.

Quatre: Sandrock is... weak? But... but...

Fangirl 2: But he lost to Dorothy.

Quatre: You people are mean!

Aerith: That's it! Out! Out! "Banishing Wind"!

*Fangirls are all blown out the doors, which shut and lock.*

***

*Zechs is running down the hallways when he hears banging on the Random Junk doors*

Fangirl 2: Come on Quatre, let us in!

Fangirl 2: We're sorry we called you weak.

Zechs: You Did What!?!?!?!

Fangirl 2: Uh, we said he was weak. That's all.

Zechs: FOOLS!!! I'd tear you in half, but I have to run away now.

*Zechs pushes a button on his watch and flees. A red warning light begins to flash on all the GBoys' watches. The group meets at the space port.*

Heero: If we leave now we can be at L-4 in two hours.

Wufei: Where's Duo?

Zechs: I think he's helping Quatre. How about the girls?

Heero: Dorothy was driving.

Wufei & Zechs: Ah...

Trowa: I've got the tickets. Let's go.

All: Right.

***

*The Gundam girls are headed back in Dorothy's car, while the Kenshin girls having taken the faster walking route (don't ask)*

Catherine: How can a car this big move this fast?

Hilde: Dammit! Slow down, you psycho! There's someone in the road!

Dorothy: Oh, all right. *squeals to halt*

Duo: Hey! You may want to stay back!

Relena: Huh? Why?

*Wing Zero bursts out and begins destroying Tokyo*

Quatre: Let me show you how weak I am!

Relena: Oh my...

Noin: Not good.

Dorothy: Wow! Amazing!

Sally: God, she's scary.

***

*Quatre begins to destroy the area as our heros, and villains, run for cover. Slowly, some response teams begin to form: One on a hill overlooking the carnage, another in Washu's lab.*

Sano: All this impossible stuff.... It's black magic I tell you!

Megumi: Quit whining, idiot.

Aeka: Oh, I hope Sasami's ok.

Washu: I wouldn't worry about her.

Fujitaka: Thank you for letting us hide here too.

Tomoyo: (Sakura, why don't you use magic?)

Sakura: (But then the entire world will know about it.)

Li: (She's right, we have to be subtle.)

***

*A massive explosion rocks Tokyo*

Soujiro: Oooo! Sugoi!

Okita: That's it! That's how you perform Aku Soku Zan! Perfect!

Hilde: Shouldn't you stop him? Or at least stop eating popcorn...

Duo: I saw what happened to Trowa. Besides, no one's going to die, so you may as well enjoy the show.

Hilde: How can you be sure?

Duo: It's Quatre. He tells them where he'll attack in advance.

*Dorothy has acquired a cheerleading outfit and is rooting for Quatre. Meanwhile the Manganacs have assembled.*

Rashid: All right! Quatre-sama has decided to destroy the city so it's our job to back him up. All together.

Maganacs: Quatre-sama!

Quatre-sama!

Quatre-sama!

Quatre-sama!

*switch to Shi-shi-o viewing this from the rubble*

Shi-shi-o: This seems so familiar...

***

Sano: I don't care. I getting out of here. I'll beat that demon with my fists.

Kenshin: Maa, maa. Let the scientist deal with the machine.

*Kiyone's com device opens up*

Com: Notice- The protected planet is under attack. Unmanned mecha are being sent to handle this currently. All officers are to assemble and wait for the battle to end.

Mihoshi: Oh! They're sending the prototypes.

Washu: Won't work.

Sano: Gah! Talking demons! Enough!

*Runs past Kenshin and out the teleporter.*

Kenshin-gumi: Sano!

*Sano appears near Quatre's mecha*

Sano: This ends now! Futai no Kiwami!!!

*Sano's fist hits. Nothing happens. Then the armor plate dings in 3cm.*

Okita: He's strong, for this era.

Quatre: You... dented... my dear, dear mecha...

Sano: Ah heh heh.... Gyaaaaa!!

*Sano runs. Quatre pursues.*

Yahiko: He can't out run that.

Ryoko: I suppose you all want me to save him.

Washu: Yup, but first we have to wait 'till it's main gun is charging. It can put out a Light Hawk Wing of energy.

Karou: But he can't dodge that shot.

Washu: True... but (turns to Sakura) some one can block it.

Sakura: Hoeeee! You know about magic!

*Everyone nods. Sakura and Li sweatdrop. Tomoyo pulls out a camera.*

Tou-ya: You should get out of the bloodtyping room more.

Sakura: All right... Relesu!

Sakura: Shiiludo!!

*Quatre lowers the beam cannon and fires. It is blocked by the shield, but Sakura slumps afterwards.*

Tomoyo: Sakura-chan!

Li: Sakura!

Sakura: I'm just a little tired.

Ryoko: Guess I'm up.

*She teleports in and grabs Sano. Sano once again huddles up and begins whining about technology.*

Washu: Hmmm... That was three Light Hawk Wings worth of power. How can this be?