Ted: Well, I think it's time for an overhaul, ne?

Nora: Are you sure that's wise?

Ted: Don't worry, I have everything ready. I even have the perfect person to do the update.

*Saint Une is looking over the updates*

Saint Une: Oh, but I just couldn't do all this.

Nora: YOU CHOSE HER!?!?!

Ted: Maybe these will help. *hands over glasses*

Lady Une: Ahem. An archive of the previous actions has been added to the unsecured area, the awards section has been changed to artwork, and new commentary has been added to all the old parts of the page. In addition, the webmasters have added some information about themselves.

Lady Une: Hmmm. This hair is getting in my way... maybe if I put it up...

Zechs: I thought she was over that.

Noin: We should leave now.

Soujiro: Ms. Une?

Cnl. Une: That's Colonel soldier.

Soujiro: Ara?

Cnl. Une: Well, what do you want? Don't just stand there!

Soujiro: Ah... Letter from a "Mr. Treize."

Cnl. Une: A letter from his excellency? *freaky voice change*

Soujiro: Here you go.

St. Une: I'm so happy! *hair falls down, glasses fall off*

Soujiro: Ara?

*St. Une reads the letter*

St. Une: Yes! I can help Mr. Treize again! *Runs off*

***

*Aerith and Quatre are having tea amongst the wreckage. Five ominous figures with tarps over them are in the background.

Aerith: So, it's been quiet lately, Quatre?

Quatre: Yeah. Once Duo found the parts for the Gundams it calmed down quite a bit.

Aerith: That's good to hear. By the way, I'd like to apologize for Barret. He is a nice person normally, it's just he gets a little trigger happy.

Quatre: It's okay. Everyone makes mistakes. I've made a few myself...

Duo: Hey Quatre?

Quatre: Yes, Duo?

Duo: Have you seen anything like that beam cannon for Wing 0 around?

Quatre: Um, no. I'm afraid I haven't.

Duo: Darn. Well let's check over in this new junk pile. Let's see...

*Aerith casts Big Guard in preparation for the following chaos.

Duo: Hmmm... Laser pistol, Galaxy Police issue?... a salad shooter?... dehydrated carrots?...

Ryo-oh-ki: Meow?

Duo: Um, what is this?

*Picks up Ryo-oh-ki by the ear.*

Duo: Quatre, why don't you have a look at this?

Quatre: Is it a rabbit or a cat?

Aerith: I don't know, but maybe it will like this.

*Aerith hands Ryo-oh-ki a slice of carrot cake. The cabbit is happy.*

Ryo-oh-ki: Meow!

Quatre: I think it likes you.

Duo: Hey! Dimensional Cannon... This should do the trick!

Ryo-oh-ki: Meow!!! *Hides behind Aerith*

Quatre: Duo! That's probably very dangerous! Don't use it!

Duo: And a gun that can blow up a colony in a single shot isn't?

Quatre: Duo! Why do you have to bring that up?!

Aerith: What!?

Quatre: *embarrassed* I was a bit upset at the time and I was piloting Wing 0 and...well...

*Aerith is stunned. Ryo-oh-ki is confused.*

Duo: Blowing up a colony is an interesting way of letting of steam. It was nice of you to tell them in advance, though.

Quatre: Duo!!!!!

Duo: *reading label on cannon* Not for use on anything smaller then a galaxy. Maybe this one's a little too powerful.

***

Saitoh: *Reads list of changes* Hmmm. So they've stopped even trying to call this awards, eh? Ah well, it doesn't matter after today. Tokio.

Tokio: Hai?

Saitoh: I'll be late for dinner. I have some unfinished business to take care of.

Tokio: Take care. And don't forget to clean your sword well afterward.

Saitoh: Ja mata.

***

*Li walks in carrying a sheaf of papers*

Sakura + Tomoyo: Li-kun?

Li: Ohayo. Those strange people had me collecting data for them.

Tomoyo: Ah. So ka. They must have sent you to another world to get blood types.

Sakura: Hoe? Where did you end up Li-kun?

Li: All I know is I appeared in the middle of this odd family's living room. The strange thing was they didn't think it was odd that I had dropped in out of nowhere, but that I was a guy...

Sakura: Hoe?

Tomoyo: Ara?

Li: It was all very strange.

*Dimensional portal opens up. All characters present back up in surprise.*

"Ryo-oh-ki!?!"

*Sasami runs through the portal with a basket of carrots in hand*

Sasami: Oh! Hi, you're the kid that dropped by just a little while ago, right? Have you seen Ryo-oh-ki?

Li: N...no. I haven't.

Sasami: Where could she be? Ryo-oh-ki!?!

*Sasami runs off*

Sakura: Ara?

Li: Don't ask.

***

*Tifa's Final Heaven sends a familiar looking snake into the next dimension. Another pipe is cleared*

Barret: Great job, Tifa. Cloud, why don't you got that surveillance stuff online yet?

Cloud: I'm a mercenary. The only reason I'm doing this is because I can program the VCR, unlike you.

Tifa: Cloud... Barret's right, we need that camera system up so we don't have to constantly keep watching for monsters.

Cloud: I know, I know. However, Jessie dealt with all the technical stuff. I have no idea how half of this works.

*Sparks fly*

Cloud: Kuso!

*Vincent walks in and looks at the mess of wires.*

Tifa: Hey Vincent.

*Vincent nods, grabs two wires, fuses them, then turns on the power.*

Cloud: It works...

*Vincent exits*

Tifa: Great! *begins flipping though channels* No monsters in the sewers currently.

Barret: Good. Then check topside.

Tifa: Nothing... nothing... nothing... What the!?!?!

*On the screen Saitoh is seen bursting though the wall of a large room heading towards Shi-shi-o.*

Saitoh: Shi-shi-o Makoto! I'm taking your head off!

Shi-shi-o: Oooo. Like we haven't heard that before.

Cloud: Nothing much, next.

Tifa: Hey wait! That was interesting! Go back!

*Shi-shi-o and Saitoh are dueling. Saitoh seems to be doing much better this time around.*

Shi-shi-o: Eh. That last blow should have shattered that hidden sword of yours.

*Saitoh smirks*

Saitoh: I had it upgraded with Gundanium alloy.

Shi-shi-o: So, it's a Gundam, ne?

*Shi-shi-o suddenly bursts into flames. Saitoh uses the ashes to light a cigarette*

Saitoh: Ahouga. Never say those words.

Barret: Well so much for tha' foo'.

Sephiroth: Since when has being dead stopped us from showing up on this page?

*Cloud draws Ultima Weapon*

Cloud: I don't know. Let's find out...

Sephiroth: Wait! I remember how this ends. I'm out of here.

***

*A few hours later...*

Sephiroth: Hmmm... I sense a disturbance in the force...

Cloud: That may be because I'm going to pin you to that door over there!

Sephiroth: That wasn't there before...

Cloud: Time to die!!!!!!

Sephiroth: *dodging* My, you're persistent, I guess I'll have to find out about that new room later.

*Sano, Misao, Aoshi, Cid (VII), Dorothy, and Sally all start inspecting the new door. Yukito and Tou-ya are chatting nearby. Heero enters.*

Sally: Hello Heero.

Dorothy: How perfect. I'm sure the great Heero Yue will be able to inspect this new room.

Cid: Damn it girl! Don't get so *%@&>ing polite! It scares us sane people!

Heero: Sorry. I have orders to deliver these documents to the blood typing room.*exits*

Sano: That guy's more goal oriented then Aoshi here.

Misao: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!

*Saitoh enters smoking and looking pleased with himself*

Saitoh: The idiot is actually right for once, weasel girl.

Misao: YOU!!! EAT KUNAI!!!

Aoshi: Misao. Don't waste your time, or your kunai.

Saitoh: *oblivious* Hmmmmm. That door wasn't here before.

Sally: We were trying to figure out what it was.

Saitoh: Then why don't you just go on in? *goes to open door*

Cid: What the hell are you doing, you *!?&@ing idiot? We don't know what's-

*Saitoh opens the door; is visibly shocked*

*Sano and Misao see Saitoh visibly shocked; are visibly shocked.*

Saitoh: Okita...kun...?

Washu: Oh, you must be the residents. Don't worry, I've only set up my lab here until this experiment is done.

*Sasami runs in*

Sasami: Oh, hi Washu. Do you know where Ryo-ohki is?

Washu: Yeah, she's down the corridor labeled junkyard. Watch your step, they've done a little work there.

Sasami: Thanks Washu! Goodbye!

*Washu notices Yukito*

Washu: Ha! I found one!

Yukito: Ah, Gomen To-ya, demo, I have to run now.*exits*

Washu: Hey, come back here!

Tou-ya: Ara? Well... catch you later Yuki.

Misao: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?!?!?

Washu: Hmm? Drop by the lab later and I'll tell you everything. Right now I need to finish some delicate work. Oh, and don't touch anything.

Cid: That was *!?&ing weird.

Dorothy: That guy looked like Quatre... I wonder if he could fence... It would be glorious!

Sally: Oh dear...

***

*Quatre has explained the whole long story. Aerith has recovered from her shock. Ryo-ohki is eating the carrot cake. Duo is polishing Deathscythe*

Aerith: I understand. It's not your fault. You just got upset. It's not like you tried to destroy the planet.

Zechs and Sephiroth: I heard that!

Cloud: There you are!

Zechs: I'm gone.

Sepiroth: Don't you ever stop?

Quatre: Thank you.

Sasami:*entering* Ryo-ohki! There you are!

Ryo-ohki: Meow! *jumps on Sasami's head*

Sasami: Oh hello! I'm Sasami.

Aerith: Hello. I'm Aerith.

Quatre: Quatre Raberba Winner. Pleased to meet you.

Duo: *turns* I'm Duo.

Sasami: I see you took care of Ryo-ohki.

Quatre: It's very kind. And it likes carrot cake.

Aerith: What is it anyway?

Sasami: She's a cabbit.

Ryo-ohki: Meow.

*Red XIII enters; does a double take.*

Aerith: Oh! Hi Red!

Red: Aerith! How did you survive that!? We were all sure Sephiroth had killed you!

Aerith: Well...actually... as far as I could tell I was dead.

*Quatre and Red check her feet*

Sasami: Ummm... This didn't happen around a large tree, did it?

Aerith: No... But I had found this green mushroom in the woods before! Something about a 1up...

Red: That explains how the Sailor Moon cast has survived.

Quatre: (That cat didn't drink the tea, so it's probably not drugged....)

Duo: Hey, do you mean a mushroom like this one? *pulls armor plate away from a familiar green 'shroom.*

Aerith: Yes. That's it.

Duo: Alright. Here, you can have it.

Aerith: Don't you want it?

Duo: Nah. Heero pointed a gun at me and said "Omae o korosu." I'm damn near unkillable.

Quatre: That explains how I survived all those assassination attempts. And Dorothy...

Aerith: How about you, Sasami?

Sasami: Don't worry about me. I have my own... skills.

Red: Well, with Sephiroth still around I think it would be best if you took it.

Aerith: I suppose so. *1up*

Duo: Now let's see if I can fix that beam cannon.

Quatre: It looks like you're going to need it.

***

Sakura: So Li-kun, have they sent you on any more jobs?

Li: Eh? No, they said that they had someone else who needed a job.

Tomoyo: I wonder who they chose?

*Heero walks in*

Heero: Mission complete.

Sakura: Ah...hello...Heero-san.

Heero: Here's the data. It took a little longer then I expected to get through security.

Sakura: A...Arigato.

Li: (He's odd)

Tomoyo: (Heero-san is very good at accomplishing his goals, ne?)

Heero: Their database also had information about other people. Here's their files.

Tomoyo: Then I guess I'll update the database again. Arigato gosaimasu.

Li: Where's this from?

*Heero exits muttering under his breath*

Heero: (And they think I'm messed up. Those people made Quatre on the zero system look sane.)

Sakura: It says Evangelion.

Heero: (And even their mecha! People say it's odd that Zero starts the conversations. If only they knew.)

***

Cloud: It looks like we've killed all the monsters in this area.

Tifa: Let's see what's happening up in the main area.

Barret: Why? It'll be quiet since you killed that Sephiroth, again.

Cloud: (How does he keep showing up like this?)

Tifa: Hey, here's the room where that policeman broke in.

*Yumi and Kama-tari are seen alternately cleaning and fighting. Treize and Une are seen next to a board with several pieces on it*

Cloud: Looks like the fun's over.

"KISAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cloud: Or not.

Wufei: You! How are you still alive? Never mind that! I'll rectify that immediately! Are you ready for me to test your integrity!?! Well... hey, what's that board?

Trieze: Ah, Wufei. One of the three people who understands me. I was playing Risk against that bandaged man until he burst into flames. He said the forbidden words.

Wufei: *enters calm mode* Oooh. Ouch. I take it you need another player then.

Treize: It would be nice to finish our duel. Lady Une, would you reset the board?

Une: Certainly, your excellency.

Treize: Thank you.

Wufei: This should be interesting. China from Japan four armies.

Treize: Lady, could you record the names of the lost units?

Une: Of course, sir.

***

***SPECIAL BONUS*** Heero's intro

Ted: Yare yare, two weeks already. I suppose we should update. Hmmmm... Not to much luck in getting more volunteers... Ah well, I'm sure Soujiro can handle it.

Soujiro: Hello mina-san! Amazing, two weeks up and already updated. Anyway, my friend Heero-san will tell you all about it.

*Heero's Glare 'O Death(tm) is interrupted by the mission screen.*

Heero: Mission? Hmmmm, Update page. Mission Accepted.

Soujiro: Ara?

Heero: As per 19:24:12 the following changes have been observed and recorded:
Links have been added.

Pictures have been colored.

Due to the lack of other changes the non classified actions of the last section have been left up for reviewing.

*Heero checks orders*

Heero: Mission Complete.

*Heero leaves*

Soujiro: Ara? Ah.... I guess that's all. Thank you Heero-san!