Sometime during the planing of this website a fateful decision was reached. A decision that would allow for many crossover jokes to be made. This is the current result.

Ted: I think we should have different characters introduce each area of the page.

Nora: Good idea. But how do we convince them to do that?

Ted: The best bet would be to have Soldier and the Turks hunt them down.

Nora: That never worked before. What makes you think that's a good idea now?

Ted: We own the page. We can randomly generate more at a moments notice. Besides, we only use this on those who don't volunteer.

Nora: Do we have any volunteers?

Ted: Well... We have one!

Nora: ONE!!!!!!

Ted: But it's Soujiro.

Nora: Sou-chan? Okay, that's good enough.

And so it was decided. And it fell to Soujiro to introduce the page, because everyone else was running.

Nora: Well, we've put the page up and now we're getting people to run it.

*Screams heard in background*

Misao: Aoshi-sama!!!!

Aoshi: Oniwabanshu original Goku-Juji

Heero: Must avoid capture...

*a familiar detonator goes "Click"*

Relena: Heeeerooooooo!

*Explosion*

Duo: You idiot, you know that self detonating only knocks you out.

Wufei: Less talking more running Maxwell.

Trowa: Hurry Quatre!

Quatre: They've got me Trowa! Save yourself!

Barret: You ain't taking me alive *%@& webmasters!!!

*Quatre's tea set shatters under the machine gun fire*

Quatre: *sob*

Saitoh: Ahouga. Aim, then fire.

Nora: Ummm... so I guess we'll have our first volunteer

Ted: Only volunteer.

Nora: introduce the page.

Soujiro: Konichiwa Mina-san! Watashi wa Seta Soujiro. Everything on the page now is new, so I'll just point you in everything's general direction.

Soujiro: Hmmm... let's see... Over *here* we have the "you asked for it" award. It's an award for fan fiction. It's great to show of on your site, or at least for a good laugh.

*Saitoh lunges from the shadows impaling five soldiers with his gatosu!!!!*

*Then his katana snaps in half*

Saitoh: These hidden swords have no stamina.

*The Soldiers cry "He's unarmed!"*

*punching and cursing as Saitoh falls to sheer numbers*

*Soujiro looks over*

Soujiro: And it looks like Saitoh-san will be giving you more info about that. What else... Ah yes, the Anime Character Blood Type database. It's fairly small now so the webmasters need your assistance in adding in more characters. Hmmm...

*looks around*

Soujiro: I guess since no one else wants it...

Nora: Hold on, we have two more volunteers.

*Enter Sakura and Tomoyo*

Sakura: So... if we do this you don't lock us in with the rest of the characters?

Ted: Hai. Just introduce the page.

Soujiro: Ah! So Sakura-chan and Tomoyo-chan will be telling you more about that then. And lastly we have this *here*...

*Opens door to reveal a scrap yard. Bits of the Vayate are visible among the wreckage. Quatre is stuck to large Sparkle Magnet (TM).

Soujiro: This is where the designers keep the random ideas they think of. And my friend Quatre-san has volunteered to show you around here.

*Quatre sobs*

Soujiro: Ara? What's wrong Quatre?

Quatre: My China... destroyed...

Soujiro: Hmmm... Ah! Maybe Gainsburough-san has a spare set. Or Shinamori-san. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll all work out.

Quatre: *sigh* *sniff* Thanks Soujiro.

***

*Saitoh is seen looking around the room for a sharp object to kill the webmasters.

Ted: Ah Saitoh, just the person I want to talk to.

Saitoh: Tch. I don't have a blade yet. I guess I'll have to kill you with my bare hands.

Ted: Maa Maa. I'm not Aku. In fact I wanted to give you this. *Pulls out katana*

Saitoh: You can tame a dog with food, you can tame a man with money, but no one tames Mibu's wolf!

Ted: I want you to have this so you can kill Shi-shi-o.

Saitoh: Hmmm? He's still alive? Now I see why you wanted to speak to me so badly. Perhaps I don't have to kill you.

Ted: The katana is made of Gundanium alloy so it won't break. Oh, and we'll give you this room so you don't have to get near the rest of the characters.

Saitoh: Avoiding those arrogant bastards Hiko and Seifer is good, as is killing Shi-shi-o. I'll accept this offer.

Ted: Ah good, the artwork room is right over there. Use it to plot your attack. Oh, and introduce the page to keep up a cover.

*Ted exits*

Saitoh: Tch. I'm not that stupid. I'll only stay until Shi-shi-o is dead. But then again, Hiko is pretty annoying...

Saitoh: Yare Yare. This is the artwork? Hmmm. Ah well, it's not too bad.

Saitoh: After all, they were wise enough to include my opinion.

Saitoh: Eh... It appears that they decided to add color as well. Maybe they aren't as weak as I thought.

*Saitoh glances up*

Saitoh: Hmmm... I smell... soba?

Tokio: I brought you dinner dear.

Saitoh: Thank you.

***

Quatre is sitting amongst the wreckage surrounded by three china sets.

Quatre: Well I'm feeling better now. *points at two of the tea sets* The webmasters gave me these. *frowns* Something about not wanting me to be sad. They also were muttering something about Wing 0. I don't understand these guys.

Quatre: Oh, this set. *points at 3rd set* That one's from Aerith. She seems like a nice person. Unlike some of the other people. *looks mournfully at piece of tea cup*

Quatre: This place? It contains the Random ideas that the webmasters decided to put on the net. I think the only thing up now is the rewrite for Endless Waltz's ending. Or the beginning of our next mission...

*scene change to hospital bed where Heero is lying unconscious*

Heero: ...Mission?...

*returns to scrap heap*

Quatre: Well that's it for now.

Duo: Psssst! Quatre!

Quatre: Duo! What are you doing here!?!

Duo: Well, this is a great place to hide. And they have tons of scrap metals all waiting for reuse. I'm putting another Deathscythe together in the back.

*Quatre sweatdrops*

Duo: Really interesting stuff here. I think that's part of the SDF-1. That's a Mad Cat. Hey, that's the Vayate's beam cannon. And... Hey isn't that one of the EVAs?

Quatre: Duo, don't touch that!!!

Duo: Now how does this work?

Quatre: I'll be back after I stop Duo from killing us all by messing with that EVA. Duo!!!!!

Duo: What's this?

*poke poke*

***

Tomoyo and Sakura have just moved in. Tomoyo, of course, has taken some creative liberties.

Tomoyo: How do you like the costume Sakura? I designed it to match the wall paper!

Sakura: Ahhh... It's nice but... there aren't any cards to catch around here.

Tomoyo: Yes, but it makes you look so kawaii! And you never know when a card might show up, so we have to be prepared! *pulls out camcorder*

*Sakura sweatdrops*

Sakura: Anyway, you may have wondered at one point why all of us have bloodtypes.

Tomoyo: In Japan your blood type is said to determine your overall personality. Sakura-chan and I are both type A.

Tomoyo: So far they've put up the blood types for the characters from Kenshin, Gundam Wing, Final Fantasy VII and VIII, Sailor Moon, and my personal work Card Captor Sakura!

Sakura: Hoeeeeeeeee! You actually made a TV series out of all those videos?!?!?!?!?!

Tomoyo: Hai! It's very popular! It even got sent to America! *frowns* The dub is very bad, though. *looks very determined* But I'll fix that, Sakura-chan, so don't worry! *sparkles seen in background*

Sakura: *eyes spiraling* So...embarrassed....Won't...be...able...go...outside...anymore...

Tomoyo: Sakura-chan?

Sakura: TV series...English dub...

Tomoyo: Sakura-chan? Are you all right?

Sakura: Hoeeeee...

*Sakura's eyes spin*

Tomoyo: Sakura-chan, you lie here. I'll go get some water or something.

Sakura: Hoe....

*Tomoyo returns with bucket of water*

Tomoyo: Ok, Sakura-chan, I'm back so don't worry.

Sakura: TV series...

Tomoyo: Eh?

*Sakura sits up*

Sakura: I can't believe you made that series! Now everyone will know I can use magic!

Tomoyo: Maa Maa Sakura-chan. It's only in this world. No one back home knows. Don't worry.

*Sakura collapses in relief*

Sakura: Thank goodness! Don't scare me like that.

Tomoyo: Gomen... You should sit down for a little more, though.

***

*Tifa, Barret and Cloud are all sitting in a maze of pipes. Yes, once again AVALANCHE is hiding in the sewers.*

Tifa: I swear we've been tricked into hosting this page.

Barret: Shhhh! We have to be quiet. Can't let those *%@& webmasters catch on.

Cloud: They probably already know.

Barret: (Quiet down. If those bastards think we don't know what's going on they'll leave us alone.)

*Tifa and Cloud look at each other in shock.*

Cloud: Barret, that actually made sense.

Barret: 'Course it made sense. Now let's get to work.

*Tifa stands*

Cloud: As you can see AVALANCHE managed to find escape routes to other websites.

Tifa: We could only break through to the sites frequented by the webmasters, though, so you'll have to go on by yourself from there.

***

Thus the basis for the page was formed. What new insanity awaits the characters? No one knows... because we haven't made it up yet.