Fridge
Magnet - Zombie Identification Chart |
Not everyone who approaches with arms
outstretched is a zombie, so it is important to positively identify
zombies
before you take swift irreversable action! This handy chart reminds you
and your family to check before
you deck, and it also affixes shopping lists to the refrigerator door.
PROBLEM:
A lot of people
don't take the zombie threat seriously. And some of these people are
people that you love.
SOLUTION:
Give these people a few little "fun" gifts like this chart. Because
it's useful as a fridge magnet, they'll probably keep it around, so
when the zombies come, your loved ones will be more aware and better
informed than otherwise.
Measures 2.125" x 3.125", metal shell, flat magnetic back.
$5.99 each, or half price
at $29.99 for ten.
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Messenger
Bag - Zombie Attack Survival Kit |
The
first zombie survival kits came fully equipped, but the costs were
high, postal services have (hazmat) restrictions on contents, and a
generic set of contents doesn't fit everyone's needs anyway, so instead
we're offering an appropriately labelled bag, which you can then equip
with whatever gear best fits your needs.
(A Bug-Out Bag - or B.O.B. - is an emergency bag you keep near the door
(or similarly accessable place) that has everything you need, so if
disaster strikes, you can just grab it and go at a moment's notice.)
Alternatively, you could just use it as a messenger bag.
- One front adjustable clasp closure.
- Main compartment has inside slip pocket.
- Front panel has zipper compartment.
- Adjustable 2" shoulder strap.
- 600 Denier Polyester
- Size: 14 1/2" x 12" x 5"
$25.99
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As the saying goes,
a friend in need is a friend indeed. Or in the
modern vernacular; "Friends will help
you move. Real friends will help
you move bodies."
That is the spirit of this teddy bear - love is easy when times are
good, it's only when times are bad that true love shines.
Give it to someone special.
- Soft plush fur
- 11 inches tall
- Red bow and t-shirt included
$16.99
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Vinyl
security sticker
These premises
secured against zombie attack
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With the aid of
these security stickers, your guests or clients
will be reassured and know that they are in safe and responsible hands
while in your
home or business.
- Measures 3" x 5"
- Printed on durable 4mil vinyl
$4.99
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Gym Bag -
Zombie Attack Survival Kit
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Another rugged bag
for your zombie survival gear. When the need arises, just
grab it and you're instantly ready to go! Ideally, you have a
specialised bag for each kind of emergency. This one is for zombie
outbreaks.
Made with a water-resistant Nylon Pack Cloth construction, it's made
for the rigorous demands of an athletic lifestyle. With a durable
zipper (surrounded by reinforced-Nylon) and Nylon webbing straps,
you'll love this versatile and durable bag.
- 100% Nylon
- Dimensions: 20" x 9" (50.8 cm x 86 cm)
- Easily folds into luggage
- Dual handles
- Made in the U.S.A. by American Apparel
$19.99 |
Badge /
Button
Friends don't let
friends become zombies
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It's not cool to
become a zombie. Show that you take a stand.
- 2.25 inch diameter
- Metal shell
- Mylar/UV protecting cover
- Pinned metal back
$4.49
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Zombie
Identification Chart - on a Mug
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Not everyone who approaches with arms outstretched
is a zombie,
so it is important to positively identify zombies before taking action.
This
handy chart reminds you
and your family to spot the difference, and because it's also useful as
a drinking vessel, friends and family will keep it around and learn
from it, even though they might be outwardly skeptical of the threat
posed by the zombie apocalypse.
This mug is the
perfect size for a favorite morning beverage or late night brew.
Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone
special.
- Measures 3.75" tall, 3" diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
$14.99
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Zombie
Survival Equipment - Water Bottle
Available in 1.0L or 0.6L
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Surviving a zombie plague means not getting
infected, and that
means not drinking potentially contaminated water. This resealable
metal canister keeps your fluids safe!
BPA-free water bottle
from SIGG. Made from a single piece of aluminum,
it's ultra-lightweight yet rugged and crack-resistant. To minimize
unwanted tastes and scents, the inside is lined with a water-based,
non-toxic epoxy resin that exceeds FDA leaching requirements.
- Holds 0.6 liters
- Recyclable & reusable
- BPA-free
- Lifetime warranty
- Do not freeze
Available in two sizes:
1.0 Litre - $29.99
0.6 Litre - $26.99
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True love in
a zombie-bitten world - Ceramic Travel Mug
If a zombie
bit you and you asked me to kill you, I would.
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"If a zombie bit you and you asked me to kill you,
I would."
This travel mug is a thoughtful, touching gift for your loved ones -
let them know you'll be there for them when they need you the most!
Stylish eye-catching ceramic tumbler, and it's also a workhorse --
thanks to a solid design
with steel inner-sleeve that's ideal for hot or cold beverages. Holding
a full 15 oz. and fitting into most vehicle's cup holders (includes
snap-tight lid), it's also a solid choice for travel.
- Measures 7" tall
- Holds 15 oz.
- Ceramic outer shell, with stainless steel inner
sleeve
- Gasket-sealed lid, with snap tight closure
- Hand wash only
$22.99
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Mini 1"
Badge / Button
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Zombies are not
cool. Show that you take a stand.
- 1 inch diameter
- Metal shell
- Mylar/UV protecting cover
- Pinned metal back
$2.49
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