Did you know that most disaster and emergency kits are not designed for attacks of the living dead? Be Prepared!
Supplies and equipment for surviving a zombie uprising, and for protecting those you love.

Below is a selection of items and information
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Fridge Magnet - Zombie Identification ChartZombie Identification Chart - Zombie Survival Reference Guide Not everyone who approaches with arms outstretched is a zombie, so it is important to positively identify zombies before you take swift irreversable action! This handy chart reminds you and your family to check before you deck, and it also affixes shopping lists to the refrigerator door.

PROBLEM:
A lot of people don't take the zombie threat seriously. And some of these people are people that you love.

SOLUTION:
Give these people a few little "fun" gifts like this chart. Because it's useful as a fridge magnet, they'll probably keep it around, so when the zombies come, your loved ones will be more aware and better informed than otherwise.

Measures 2.125" x 3.125", metal shell, flat magnetic back.
$5.99 each, or half price at $29.99 for ten.
Messenger Bag - Zombie Attack Survival KitZombie Survival Kit / Bug-Out Bag The first zombie survival kits came fully equipped, but the costs were high, postal services have (hazmat) restrictions on contents, and a generic set of contents doesn't fit everyone's needs anyway, so instead we're offering an appropriately labelled bag, which you can then equip with whatever gear best fits your needs.

(A Bug-Out Bag - or B.O.B. - is an emergency bag you keep near the door (or similarly accessable place) that has everything you need, so if disaster strikes, you can just grab it and go at a moment's notice.)

Alternatively, you could just use it as a messenger bag.
  • One front adjustable clasp closure.
  • Main compartment has inside slip pocket.
  • Front panel has zipper compartment.
  • Adjustable 2" shoulder strap.
  • 600 Denier Polyester
  • Size: 14 1/2" x 12" x 5"
$25.99
true love teddy bear for a zombie infected world



 As the saying goes, a friend in need is a friend indeed. Or in the modern vernacular; "Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies."

That is the spirit of this teddy bear - love is easy when times are good, it's only when times are bad that true love shines.

Give it to someone special.
  • Soft plush fur
  • 11 inches tall
  • Red bow and t-shirt included
$16.99
Vinyl security sticker
These premises secured against zombie attack
Zombie attack security sticker - For your safety these premises are secured against zombie attack
 With the aid of these security stickers, your guests or clients will be reassured and know that they are in safe and responsible hands while in your home or business.
  • Measures 3" x 5"
  • Printed on durable 4mil vinyl
$4.99
Badge / Button
Friends don't let friends become zombies
Zombie survival badge / button - friends don't let friends become zombies (zombies are not cool)


 It's not cool to become a zombie. Show that you take a stand.
  • 2.25 inch diameter
  • Metal shell
  • Mylar/UV protecting cover
  • Pinned metal back
$4.49
Mini 1" Badge / Button
zombie-free badge / button
 Zombies are not cool. Show that you take a stand.
  • 1 inch diameter
  • Metal shell
  • Mylar/UV protecting cover
  • Pinned metal back
$2.49



 
Check back from time to time - some useful stuff is in the pipeline.

Q: Why be prepared? Isn't a zombie apocalypse a little... unlikely?
A: With conventional disasters, the worst that can happen if you don't prepare beforehand is that you don't survive. But when the dead rise in search of the flesh of the living, you'll have a brief moment to kick yourself for not having the basics on-hand that you'd need to survive, before the zombie hordes break down the doors and you get your ass well and truly kicked (and chewed on) by their overwhelming numbers. Shortly after that, your half-eaten corpse will rise mindlessly from the dead and join the other zombies in search of flesh. But because your neighbour had the foresight to buy some supplies from us ahead of time, your hungering corpse doesn't stand a chance against him. He will kick your ass like that of any other mindless zombie, and then he'll borrow your lawn-mower without even asking, and with no intention of returning it.
That's THREE ass-kickings that you can avoid merely by ordering some of the following supplies! I'd call that a bargain.