"...kittens drowning in milk, pheasants wandering in freeway lanes, lumberjacks
taking chainsaws to chalkboards, firemen burning down their own
firehouses, coffee spilled on khakis, rohypnal lip balm, turtles used as
bowling balls, wheelchair racing down steep steps, smoking toenails in a
bong, wooden sparrows on trees of feathers, forks jabbed in toasters,
nobody fed the dog, lightning striking again and again in the same place
over and over." - Mark Lewman, 11/6/01
