truck driving on the internet
Saturday, May 24, 2003
my mom sent me this...
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A couple, both 75, went to a sex therapist's office
in Winter Haven, Florida.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When
the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"
and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple
would make an appointment, have intercourse with
no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are
you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her
house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton
charges $140. We do it here for $50. and I
get $43. back from Medicare."
Is Florida great or what?!?!?!
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A couple, both 75, went to a sex therapist's office
in Winter Haven, Florida.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When
the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"
and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple
would make an appointment, have intercourse with
no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are
you trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her
house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton
charges $140. We do it here for $50. and I
get $43. back from Medicare."
Is Florida great or what?!?!?!
Friday, May 23, 2003
Tuesday, May 20, 2003
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-686124,00.html
Von Trier’s trilogy U, S And A was partly inspired by televised plays that he saw in the 1970s, particularly the Royal Shakespeare Company production of Nicholas Nickleby. “I’m not so crazy about theatre in the theatre, but on television or on film, it’s really something you want to see,” he said.
“At the beginning of my career, I made very ‘filmic’ films. The problem is that now, it has become too easy. All you have to do is buy a computer and you are ‘filmic’.
“You have armies rampaging over mountains, you have dragons, you just push a button. I think it was OK to be ‘filmic’ when, for instance, Kubrick had to wait two months for the light on the mountain behind Barry Lyndon when he was riding towards us.
“But if you only have to wait two seconds and then some kid with a computer fills it in . . . it’s another art form, I’m sure, but I’m not interested.”
Von Trier’s trilogy U, S And A was partly inspired by televised plays that he saw in the 1970s, particularly the Royal Shakespeare Company production of Nicholas Nickleby. “I’m not so crazy about theatre in the theatre, but on television or on film, it’s really something you want to see,” he said.
“At the beginning of my career, I made very ‘filmic’ films. The problem is that now, it has become too easy. All you have to do is buy a computer and you are ‘filmic’.
“You have armies rampaging over mountains, you have dragons, you just push a button. I think it was OK to be ‘filmic’ when, for instance, Kubrick had to wait two months for the light on the mountain behind Barry Lyndon when he was riding towards us.
“But if you only have to wait two seconds and then some kid with a computer fills it in . . . it’s another art form, I’m sure, but I’m not interested.”
