truck driving on the internet
Tuesday, December 17, 2002
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>This is pretty neat how it works out.
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>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST
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>It takes less than a minute.......
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>Work this out as you read.
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>Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
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>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
>to have dinner out. (try for more than once but less than 10)
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>2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
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>3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
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>4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the
>calculator................
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>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752.... If
>you haven't, add 1751..........
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>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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>You should have a three digit number.
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>The first digit of this was your original number
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>(I.e., how many times you want to have eat out each week.)
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>The next two numbers are.
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>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE
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>LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

 
"...kittens drowning in milk, pheasants wandering in freeway lanes, lumberjacks taking chainsaws to chalkboards, firemen burning down their own firehouses, coffee spilled on khakis, rohypnal lip balm, turtles used as bowling balls, wheelchair racing down steep steps, smoking toenails in a bong, wooden sparrows on trees of feathers, forks jabbed in toasters, nobody fed the dog, lightning striking again and again in the same place over and over." - Mark Lewman, 11/6/01

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