Play Pong on the side of a building  ¶ 12/14/2001 11:39:51 AM

  Winona Ryder: Shoplifter Interrupted?
by Mark Armstrong
Dec 13, 2001, 1:20 PM PT

Reality bites, indeed: Actress Winona Ryder has been arrested for allegedly
shoplifting items from a Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.

The 30-year-old star of Girl, Interrupted (and, yes, Reality Bites) was
picked up by Beverly Hills police at around 7 p.m. Wednesday after security
guards at the Wilshire Boulevard store purportedly nabbed her during a
five-finger shopping spree. Police say she was caught with several articles
of clothing and jewelry, worth about $5,000.

Ryder was arrested and booked on charges of felony grand theft and
possessing pharmaceutical drugs without a prescription. (It's not known
exactly what kind of drugs she was allegedly caught with.) The actress was
released from custody just after 11:30 p.m., after posting $20,000 bail.

Despite the criminal run-in, Beverly Hill cops described Ryder as "very
friendly, polite, cooperative" and "a nice lady." (Even behind bars, she's
just too cute!)

Reps for Ryder declined comment Thursday afternoon, pending a statement from
the actress. She's due to be arraigned January 11 in Beverly Hills Superior
Court.

Lately, the elfin starlet has been better known for her rotating list of
rock star boyfriends than recent film roles. While she's never had a problem
picking out musical talent (beaus have included Beck, Ryan Adams, Dave
Pirner of Soul Asylum and the not-quite-musical Matt Damon), the actress has
had a little less luck with big-screen choices like Autumn in New York and
Lost Souls.

Her film credits include 1988's Beetlejuice, The Age of Innocence and Little
Women (which scored her back-to-back Oscar nominations in 1994 and '95) and
Alien Resurrection. She also executive produced and starred in Girl,
Interrupted, which helped launch costar Angelina Jolie from pouty-lipped
unknown to Oscar-winning A-lister.

Of course, you'd think that if Ryder had learned anything from her Reality
Bites role, it would be that the best way to score free stuff is by using
your father's gas station credit card. But we digress.
  ¶ 12/13/2001 07:42:45 PM

  http://coke.rotten.com/mother-of-all-sandcastles/
  ¶ 12/13/2001 04:51:23 PM

  LEE SMOLIN

"A Theory of the Whole Universe"
  ¶ 12/10/2001 05:27:15 PM

  From: Smutmonke@aol.com
Date: Sat, 8 Dec 2001 12:30:25 EST
Subject: Re: fill it out! :D

1.what time do you masterbate?
2.name that you call yourself when you masterbate?
3.nickname for your penis?
4.nickname for your parents penis?
5.number of candles that have been dripped on to your penis?
6.date that you regularly get a blow job?
7.if you were gonna fuck a house hold pet what pet would it be?
8.ever jiz in someones eye?
9.ever jiz in someones hair?
10.ever jiz on someones tattoo?
11.how much does your job love you?
12.favorite color hooker?
13.where was rock n roll born ?
14.present residence of filth and sex crimes?
15.favorite food to eat of a chicks ass?
16.been inside an african?
17.did you have to use toliet paper?
18.she cryed so much that it made you love her?
19.been in a cock accident?
20.when a girl sucks your cock with an ice cube in her mouth do you prefer it
to come out of a glass of sprite or 7up?
21.favorite porn movie
22.favorite holiday to fuck in the bathroom while family is downstairs?
23.favorite day of the week to call a crack whore?
24.favorite word to call a crack whore?
25.favorite toothpaste to insist a crack whore use before blowing you?
26.favorite restaurant to take a high priced whore to?
27.favorite drink to but a small time non working girl ?
28.favorite sport to watch while masterbating?
29.preferred type of ice cream to fuck?
30.favorite sesame street character to masterbate to?
31.disney or warner bros?
32.favorite fast food resturaunt to masterbate in the bathrooms of?
33.when was your last visit to the clinic?
34.what color is your bedroom cock pit?
35.how many times have you masterbated to your drivers ed teacher ?
36.who is the last sex worker you got e mail from?
37.have you ever been convicted of a sex crime?
38.which sex shop would you max out your credit card in ?
39.aside from masterbate what do you most often do when your bored of regular
masterbation?
40.who is a person you have had the dirtist sex with that lives the farthest ?
41.most annoying thing people ask me to preform sexually?
42.bedtime ?give head time?
43.who will respond the quickest to oral sex?
44.who is gayer than maurice?
45.favorite all time tv show to masterbate to?
46.last person you went out to dinner with and then masterbated on?
47.last movie you saw and then masterbated to?
48.time you finished masterbating
49.how annoying are masterbation questions?
  ¶ 12/10/2001 12:03:17 PM