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Pick-up line fromBullet Proof (1996) – written by Joe Gayton
Archie Moses (played by Adam Sandler): Hey, my buddy told me that you wanted to make out with me.
Pick-up line fromBefore Sunrise (1995) – written by Richard Linklater
Jesse (played by Ethan Hawke): You should get off the train with me here in Vienna, and come check
out the town.
Céline( played by Julie Delpy): What?
Jesse: Alright, alright. Think of it like this. Um, uh, jump ahead, ten, twenty years, okay, and you're married.
Only your marriage doesn't have that same energy that it used to have, you know. You start to blame your husband. You start
to think about all those guys you've met in your life, and what might have happened if you'd picked up with one of them, right?
(Céline starts laughing a bit) Well, I'm one of those guys. That's me, you know. So think of this as time travel, from
then, to now, uh, to find out what you're missing out on. See, what this really could be is a gigantic favor to both you and
your future husband, to find out that you're not missing out on anything. I'm just as big a loser as he is, totally unmotivated,
totally boring, and, uh, you made the right choice, and you're really happy (motions to towards the door).
Pick-up line fromAncorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) – written by Will Ferrel
Ron Burgundy: Hello
Veronica Corningstone: Hello
Ron Burgundy: I hope I'm not disturbing you, but ehhh...I saw you from across the party and ah...I don't usually do this but..I
felt compelled to tell you something. You have..an absolutely breathtaking...heine. I mean that thing is good. I wanna
be friends with it.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. Now, if you'll excuse me.
Ron Burgundy: Do you know who I am?
Veronica Corningstone: No. I can't say that I do.
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this, but....I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: I'm really happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important, uhhh, I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahagany. I mean..is
that stupid?
Veronica Corningstone: No, no. It's very exciting.
Ron Burgundy: Listen. Can I start over again.
Veronica Corningstone: Sure
Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I wanna put it out there...if you like it you can take it, if you don't send it right
back........I want to be on you.
(Veronica walks away)
Wait, wait, wait, wait.....I want to be on you.
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