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Dude: They say pink is for gay dudes, but I'm definately not gay.
Girl: My boyfriend would never wear pink.
Dude: He might not wear pink but I saw him giving a handjob to the captain.
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Dude: Hey, I'm no rapper but I like that 40cents guy.
Nurse: I don't date white guys.
Dude: Well I don't date black girls, but two negatives equal a positive, so what time should I pick you up?
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Dude: Hey, can I get a lift?
Girl: Get out of my way.
Dude: Can you afford to pass by the guy sent from the future so save you from that wife-beating-concubine-keeping
husband you're going to marry?
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Dude: I don't know about buying this house, but how about buying you dinner tonight?
Real Estate Girl: I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.
Dude: Boyfriends are like oil changes, you should have them changed every 3 months. Italian or Sushi?
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