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This was written in 1997 for other employees at DataWorks,
when two departments merged. It has some sidelights, so its easier
to just include it here than to write those anecdotes again.
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| First, I want all of you new colleagues at DataWorks to know that my old colleague Jack Karson is very intelligent and clever, and that the chance to work with him was one of the reasons I hired on, and the main one that keeps me here. No matter what you have heard, to those of us who know the whole story, Jacks OK and besides, the amount involved wasnt anywhere near as much as everyone thinks it was and he even paid some of it back. | ||
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My background includes over 30 years of systems analysis and programming, 20 involving Pick and derivative systems. I'm presently serving a 4-year sentence on the city council of my community, Winfield, IL. I'm married to Lois Kataoka, the best wife in the world, and I have twin cats, Lionel and Ethel. I have no kids, at least none proven, but to be sure I suppose one would have to contact these ladies. A more complete professional history includes starting a service bureau when I was paroled from the University of Iowa in 1969 with a degree as a history teacher. We provided computer services to local governments, primarily Iowa counties, and primarily voter registration services, for ten years. I was also a subdealer for the Microdata Reality systems, the first Pick computers. I later went to work for one of our time-sharing customers, Rockwell International, instituting various Pick applications (some of which they still cant get turned off) for 10 years after that. That was followed by some stints as DP (I know thats old-fashioned) Director for a couple of firms, one of which was installing Escoms MRP package. (That was an "interesting" 3 years, spent trying to make the programs function without data because the company didnt want to bother actually putting any in, or very much of it at any rate. There were also constant modifications to make to the programs so they would function like the manual methods the company had used for decades --that Escom customer wanted state-of-the-art progress as long as they didnt have to change anything they did.) Escom was later acquired by Interactive. One of the Escom owners also acquired was Kurt Wold who ended up running the Integration Services group for Interactive. About a year later he called me up, told me about Jack, and convinced me to come work for him anyway. |
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I speak German, like foreign travel, and a stamp in my passport proves I have actually been to Hell. (There arent as many people there as you might have thought and, frighteningly, most of them are Lutheran, as am I. The road to there isnt paved with anything; we had to take the train. I knew we were getting close when I saw the sawmill with all the logs piled up. And it freezes over every winter, or at least the fjord beside it does. The next day we were in a another town, which had a suburb called Paradise.) When I retire in about 10 years I plan to write a best seller (yea, right) about the year 1867. My present writing consists of compiling the full story on Jac-- er, one of my colleagues, based upon records that are available to me from various police agencies now that I am an elected official. My athletic, sports and exercise abilities and interests revolve around the TV remote control, at which I have become very proficient, much to the annoyance of my wife. |
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I work from home (630/510-0511) most days, not the Chicago office, on the Vertex sales tax implementation. I expect I will be doing work with CAD link in a couple of months after this Vertex project is finished. Thats enough writing... I need to go check the thermostat on the electric heater I installed in the cats insulated house out in the garage. (If you ever wonder about the purpose of life, it is very simple: man is put on earth to serve cats.) |
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