Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. You can get out or prison--er, I mean your job:

This should make things a bit clearer:
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.I
N PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all thedoors yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no workrequired.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers.
No Wonder the Prisons are full !!

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