It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 98 SOUTHERN EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside the South. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands. The southern edition may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of General Robert E. Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Dukes of Hazzard screen saver.
...the Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN SUTHERN EDITION:
Also note that SUTHERN EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to Winders 98:
A word processing program
You'll recognize WINDERS 98 SUTHERN EDITION as it comes pre-loaded with certain "Favorites" for browsing the Worldwide Web.
Fishin': Bass Anglers Sportsman Society
...NRA: National Rifle Association
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the SUTHERN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
I hope this helps all y'all!
Billy Bob Gates