You hold in your hand the new record from the Macabre, which is a very good band and a very good record. No doubt you have seen their poster, face, or album somewhere or have seen them perform live somewhere, or have had a friend tell you to buy their album. Well, What is All the Noise About? You may ask On the Street? About the Macabre? Well it is good and maybe even the best. So, If you are Listening, then You are also Talking, Because it is so Good!

Anyway these are young man out there playing the music with strong heart, feeling, and soul. Buy their (his) new album today. Also, do not miss the Powerhouse performances of The M4C48R3 vs. Dark Overlord. An all live extravaganza featuring Mr. Macabre's nemesis/collaborator Mr. Drk Overlord himself. His Initials are T.B., if This means Anything to you, and Boy, It Should! Or, it will at any rate, if the names Jimi, Slash, Kurt, Yngvie, or Greg Strong mean anything to you. So What are you waiting for? Pop it in your record/tape/CD player today or what are you waiting for get on the train and buy it right now! Your neighbors will be talking!

PC 00!: CD: $9 ppd.

The M4C48R3 vs. Dark Overlord Features the songs:

I can't bellydance, Your headache is killing me and my heartache, Can't feel me legs no more, you piss me off and that's why I married you, your name is ---, and tommorrow the sun won't rise for you anymore.

PC 002: CD: $9 ppd.

Also just in for you hard core collectors =(the whole world when it comes to the M4C48R3!!!) new miscellaneous secret bonus unreleased rare secret unreleased bonus outtake special hit songs movie soundtrack outtake compilation CD. Includes sessions the INVISIBLE S. JAM SOUNDTRACK featuring MR.MACABRE on BASS and MR. DARKOVERLORD on wailing, screaming, dive bombing killer guitar. Recorded in the sleeping, reoccuring waking nightmares that they were trying to avoid then and still try to avoid everyday when they were recording the Macabre vs. Dark Overlord album. In fact it was their rehearsal and preproduction when after that they realized that Mr. Macabre might as well unleash his wicked guitar playing abilities and Chopstick, Chapstick like Chops and Immediately stun the music world, which resulted in t he now infamous, highly coveted, influential, valuable, and notorious M4C48R3 vs. Dark Overlord album that you may luckily soon be the owner of if you send us our money. Was voted alternative/noise/metal/prog album of the past two decades by (?????) (it's a secret, find out for your self you hip smarty-pants know it all!!!@#$%*!!!) Then, to give you even more pleasure and satisfaction for your money, (it's usually the other way around???), this CD also features/includes the backwards ambient sessions of the MACABRE album. We found these tapes overlooked and forgotten by both us and our producers and record company, sadly lying there all alone and lonely in our basement studio tape vaults lying next to such greats as "Born in the USA" and "Big Shot." We had the tapes restored, fixed, and digitally mastered plus a guest appearance from YOU KNOW WHO. (do you? Guess.) Precious outtakes, layers of quivering guitar noise in reverse with new found snippets from their unreleased gold album of next year. In total, the Soundtrack of the Century. Place your order today so that you won't be the last one on the block AGAIN!!!

PC 003: CD: $9 ppd.

RELATED PROJECTS: SURREALISTIC DESSERT

Now where do these maniacs come from??? I thought the era of good psychadelic, prog, and hardcore metal was dead!!! Has the epic Concept album been reborn!!? Is there any truth that this album has been signed and is being released simultaneously in eight different countries? Is this the next "I'm a Loser, So Why Don't you Kill me?" Well, we don't want to help spread any lies, so let's just get right down to they playing. For a bunch of straight edge, eight year old Hare Krishna vegans, this rocks like no tomorrow, or the New Kids on the Block. But they're not eight year old Hare Krishna vegans, nor does this have anything to do with the New Kids On the Block, that was just to distract you from their true identities as musical geniuses. We all can't have A+R agents knocking on our doors and interrupting us at work and interrupting our homework all the time, after all. Rumor has it that all of the musicians played on the last ----- album. So this is a super group of sorts of the indie underground as well as the arena playing rock scene. Five, six, or seven songs, depending upon your frame of mind and how you would like to be treated today. If you can even call them "songs." Why try to limit something like that? Why tell a bird how high it can fly, or tell the sun how long it can stay in the sky, how bright it can burn, or tell a fish how long it can swim? Well, you get the point. If you don't have SURREALISTIC DESSERT yet, I don't see how you can deal with that big gaping hole that's there in your life created by it's absence. Yes, in effect, I am saying that if you don't have the SURREALISTIC DESSERT album, you are definitely lacking something, deficient in something, lacking some sense of purpose in your life... that you are simply lacking the SURREALISTIC DESSERT ALBUM. It is like breathing air for the first time, and learning that for the last however many years of your life you have been subsisting on carbon mono/dioxide alone. Breathe for the first time in years and let your lungs be free! You will put this CD in and realize that your life has been lived like a fish out of water... You ears, then your body, and your mind will never have felt so good! Never has anything looked so good before, never has anything seemed so right, never has your outlook on life been so bright. You will notice and realize, that everything is all of a sudden just right... no, more than that even. Once you put it in, all of your problems will disappear, and you will come to find that suddenly...everything is simply perfect.

SURREALISTIC DESSERT Features the songs: RESIN OF REASON, BOWLFULL OF CHYME, BLUES IN THE KEY OF STE**, I'M A TEENAGER, I LIKE TO DRINK BLOOD, and other hits too epic to remember or name.

PC 004: CD: $9

Next up on the block MR. BASSMASTER X joins the team again maybe playing killer basslines to add to the multi dimensional cross sectional, multi-seasonal, ultraviolet, architectural, in the dark, in the light, scratch and sniff guitar "work" teamwork of MR.MACABRE and MR.DARK OVERLORD, and Perhaps the phenomenal drum work of MR. MATT. This will be an all-star freakfest jam of incredible proportions as Mr. BASSMASTER X vaporizes us with his incredible indelible BASSERIZER effect he programmed himself which is louder than all the bombs dropped during WORLD WAR II excepting the two nuclear ones because that is just not very nice or humane because of the excessive violence, death, volume, heat, destruction, and primary and secondary and residual radiation. Look for this one in the near future, but you probably won't have to because it will come looking for you, rather, it will fall on you like a ton of bricks or a safe, or a falling airplane, or a missile from the sky when you are least expecting it or realize it, even though all the posters and promotional materials, the stickers and T-Shirts, advanced cassettes, and videos, the patches, and the web-sites will be everywhere. PC-004

Also, DATACITY, Mr. Macabre's High School Electronic Music Project. Look out, Aphex Whoever!!! PC-005 Buy these albums and don't miss out on The New Living Legends!!! PC-006 starring Litlle Red Lady and Little Miss Fussbudget!!! and their upcoming album "CONSTANT INCONSISTENCY," an amazing album full of "FOREGROUND NOISE"!!! (the name of their second album.) By popular demand, we are thinking of putting out a CD of MR. BASSMASTER X's all-time greatest ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES!!! Just kidding!

In the end this has been another message from your favorite record label, PLEATHER CREATIONS, but don't smile yet, unless, your check is in the mail, because we're not happy until you give us all your money, so that we can stop renting amps and equipment, and buy our own, and finally pay all of our bills off.

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