Fans One Liners

"Come on Ump! That ball was so far outside it had a hat and coat on!"

Related by TManam@aol.com. Umpiring a division II college game in the late sixties,a little old lady in the stands behind home plate (goes to all the games doesn't care who is playing) fed him this line after a called strike.

"Hey Ump! You're missing a great game!"

"I know. But I got assigned to this one."

"Don't bother brushing off the corners, Blue. You're not calling them anyway!"

"Hey Blue, turn that mask around and get a good look!"

"Shake your head, Blue, your eyes are stuck!"

related by BJ Moose on eteamz.com

"Come on, Blue! You're not getting paid by the hour!"

Blowout game. Top of last inning. Home team way ahead. PU calls a borderline pitch a ball...