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Quasar, my law partner, has been
supervising the
creation of this web page. Quasar insists that she be the primary focus
of this project. Her grumpy expression is because the picture was taken after she lost a motion in court. |
It's Quasar, I'M OUTTA HERE
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Here's Quasar leaving the office from her
own personal
door
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She is one dedicated advocate.
Quasar practices law in the areas of employment law
including
discrimination, sexual harassment and workers' compensation. Along with
my help, Quasar also handles personal injury cases, family law,
business
law, bankruptcy and intellectual property as it relates to computer
software
technology.
Quasar has recently been appointed to the position of "Minister of Legal Affairs" of the Siamese Internet Cat Club(SICC). Her new duties for the SICC have demanded a great deal of her time from the office but their cause is very worthwhile.
Recently, Quasar was an
expert witness
in a highly publicized and controversial criminal case in Los Angeles.
She was going to offer testimony on behalf of the defendant that
particular
autorads displaying DNA results were tampered with and therefore should
not be relied upon in identifying the defendant's blood type.
Below is a photo taken after the court asked her to
be
sworn in. Notice that she raised her left paw!
She pled no contest to a
charge of "attempt to commit perjury" and
spent
the next 6 months in jail.
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Prison did not rehabilitate Quasar at all. Once
released, she
was given a chance at the Heavy Weight title held by "Earlanded
InThe
Cornfield." She was disqualified for biting her opponents ear
off.
She said in an interview after the fight, "hey, I have to protect
myself
out there, I have a family to support. And anyway, that's how I
fight.
He's lucky I didn't scratch him."
Quasar's purse is being withheld pending a hearing regarding
the loss
of hearing. |
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BECAUSE OF THESE CHARACTER FLAWS AND STRING OF EPISODES OF
BAD LUCK, QUASAR DEVELOPED A SERIOUS DRINKING PROBLEM. |
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