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Sent: Wednesday, September 03, 2003 10:49 PM
Subject: Fw: Search for true love.......lol
----- Original Message -----
Subject: Search for true love.......lol
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I
would have a boyfriend...
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but
there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too
emotional. Everything was an
emergency, he cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a guy
with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy
but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed
a guy with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting guy,
but I couldn't keep up with him. He always got mad, he did impetuous things and flirted with everyone
he met. He made me miserable
as often as happy. He was very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some
ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart,
ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he
divorced me, took everything
I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
I am now 60, and I'm looking for a guy
with a big dick.
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