When the ferrets come out to go for a romp
You have to be careful and watch where you stomp
The furballs will run and the furballs will hustle
But you'll spend your time doing the ferret shuffle

Hey no! Hey no! (Hey no! Hey no!)
Well, dook dook dook dook (Well, dook dook dook dook)
Poop 'n pee, poop 'n pee (Poop 'n pee, poop 'n pee)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa! (Whoa whoa whoa whoa!)
Well don't ever take a chance, remember to glance and do the ferret shuffle

When the ferrets come out they'll go for your toe
It's just their way of saying hello
Your wallet and shoes they're beginning to rustle
While you watch your feet doing the ferret shuffle

Hey no! Hey no! (Hey no! Hey no!)
Well, dook dook dook dook (Well, dook dook dook dook)
Where are my keys, where are my keys (Where are my keys, where are my keys)
Oh, a wise guy (Oh, a wise guy)
Well don't ever take a chance, remember to glance and do the ferret shuffle

When the ferrets come out they wardance with glee
They wrestle and race and zoom off on a spree
Those sofa snakes are beginning to tussle
They flip and they bounce around your ferret shuffle

Hey no! Hey no! (Hey no! Hey no!)
Well, dook dook dook dook (Well, dook dook dook dook)
Look at the mouse, look at the mouse! (Look at the mouse, look at the mouse!)
Poof, poof (Poof, poof)
Well don't ever take a chance, remember to glance and do the ferret shuffle

That's right
We do the ferret shuffle (What did you say?)
We do the ferret shuffle (That's what I thought you said!)
We do the ferret shuffle (Ah ah ah ah)
We do the ferret shuffle (Soitenly!)
Don't ever take a chance, remember to glance and do the ferret shuffle