Central Arkansas Southern Cruisers
"Wisdom Worth Repeating !!"

"May these Wisdoms be Amusing, Titulating, Inspiring, & Worth Your Repeating !!"
[ Last Update: Oct 31, 2006 ]

"It's not the destination that matters so much as the destination yet to be discovered !" ~ Unkown
   ..< Theme of the SCRC Central Ark Chapter >

“A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.” ~ Anonymous

“Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence”. ~ Unknown

“Young Bikers pick a destination... Old Bikers pick a direction.” ~ Anonymous

"Better to have Memories, then Regrets (that you don't)" ~ BlueBoy 2006

"Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with the important matters." ~ Albert Einstein

"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life." ~ Sandra Carey

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." ~ Abraham Lincoln

"Trust everyone, but cut the cards..." ~ Anonymous
   ..< Words of Wisdom to Live By >

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter, don't mind... and those who mind - don't matter." ~ Unknown

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here... we might as well dance." ~ Paraphrased by Debbie
   ..< An excellent outlook on Life / BlueBoy >

"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross... and which To Burn." ~ Unknown

"You may be only one person in the world...      but you may also be the world to one person." ~ Unknown

"Some mistakes are too much fun...      to only make once." ~ Unknown

"If you can't be kind...      at least have the decency to be vague." ~ Unknown

"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again...      consider that it was probably worth it." ~ Unknown

"A truly happy person... is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour." ~ Unknown
   ..< Can We Get An AMEN !! >

"When everything's coming your way...      you're probably in the wrong lane." ~ Unknown

"Drive carefully...      It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker." ~ Unknown

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The best way to have the 'Last Word', is to apologize !" ~ Unknown

"Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." ~ Unknown

"You should not confuse your career with your life." ~ Unknown

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'." ~ Anonymous
   ..< Thereby defining many Bikers ! LOL!>

"If you need help, ask God;      if you don't, thank God." ~ Unknown

"When you go home, tell them for us and say, 'For Your Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today'" ~ ..from Iwo Jima Memorial

"May Your Road Be Smooth, and the Ladies Be Willin'!!" ~ BlueBoy 1972

"You Ain't Lost 'til you hit Reserve!!" ~ BlueBoy 1973

"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister...      and now wish to withdraw that statement." ~ Mark Twain

"There's two theories to arguing with a Woman...      and neither works !" ~ Will Rogers

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending -- and to have the two as close together as possible." ~ George Burns

"What would men be without women?      ...Scarce, sir ...mighty scarce." ~ Mark Twain

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." ~ Socrates

"There's three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. Then there's the rest who have to pee on the electric fence to find out for themselves." ~ Will Rogers

"I was married by a judge.      I should have asked for a jury." ~ Groucho Marx

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." ~ Mark Twain

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... As you grow older, it will avoid you." ~ Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good... spit it out. ~ Unknown

"Three things you got to remember: Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. And Never miss a good chance to shut up." ~ Will Rogers

"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." ~ Billy Crystal

"When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one." ~ Unknown

"Ham and Eggs. Simply a day's work for the chicken - but a lifetime commitment for the pig." ~ Will Rogers

"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers?
Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining ?"
~ George Wallace

"Live Like You Mean It - This is NOT a dress rehearsal !" ~ Anonymous

"Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God." ~ Farmers Saw**

"Life is simpler when you plow around the stump." ~ Farmers Saw**

"The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. ~ Farmers Saw**

"Every path has a few puddles." ~ Farmers Saw**

"It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge." ~ Farmers Saw**

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." ~ Will Rogers**

"Sometime You GET -- Sometimes You get GOT !" ~ Will Rogers**

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
..That's why it's called the Present!
~ UnKnown

"Some People are Wise -- Some are OtherWise !" ~ Josh Billing

"Now, the only problem with being retired... is that you never get a day off." ~ Freddy (Mangy) 2005

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused." ~ Farmers Saw**

"May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care." ~ Fwd by Graymane

...Possible explaination why there are Bikers in this world:
"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key." LET'S RIDE !!
~ Paraphrase by BlueBoy 2005


Note: ** ~ some 'advise' was considered 'Old Farmers Advise" was and can, in some cases, be attributed to Will Rogers; who, even if he did not originate the 'saying', did at least made them more commonly know.