Central Arkansas Southern Cruisers
Quotes from our "Road" Scholars!

..."I refuse to quit living just to stay alive." - L.Duncan of AL / Sep 2008

"I have good lookin' kids; 'LUCKY' my Wife cheats on Me!!" - Hawk of Toronto Canada '05

"If Mom could see me now ! "
"HA! If your Mom could'f seen you LAST NIGHT, she would'f kicked you Dad in the balls !!" - We're Not Telling '03

"I DO NOT guzzle beer - I consume 'electrolites' !" - gatnoop '03

"It's not the destination that matters so much as the destination yet to be discovered !" - Famous Quote by ___

"Well - are you going to ride, or just sit there admiring your profile in the mirrors !?" - by Lil'Ed to XX '03

"If the SPIRIT is willing, but the flesh is weak, then I suggest you buy a new seat !" - BlueBoy '03

"Metric, it's not a metric; it's S.A.E. 'challenged' !!" - anonymous '03

"Yeah, the Wifey just called. I told her she had the wrong number - now Let's Ride before she figures it out." - (we're not telling)'03

"Hey Man, that's a good looking Harley... I didn't know they made a Spirit model." - to BlueBoy '03

"It's not that I like to Ride so much as I like to be with my bike when it's moving." - anonymous '03

"They're not really CURVES - They're footpeg CHALLENGES !" - anonymous '03

"You call that a burn out? Just watch this!!!" - TBone at BBBBQ '03

"Is TBone back from the Emergency room yet?" - Everyone - BBBBQ '03

"I'm dating a girl who has 3 tatoos. I've only been able to find 2 of them so far." - DeDawg 02/28/03

"If you think you're having a bad day...I know a siamese twin whose brother is gay and his brothers boyfriend is on the way over... and they only have one asshole!" - Ebob and Jaws 1/5/03

"We are a drinking club with a motorcycle problem" - Gnatnoop... ongoing

"It's a shame I have to drink this much to make everyone else more interesting" - LiL'Ed at Honda Hoot'01

On being asked, how are you today? "I'm happier than a two peckered puppy!" - Tracy Lucas

"Drink 'til she's cute - but Stop before the wedding!" - anonymous

"Give a Man a FREE HAND -- and he'll run it all over you!" - anonymous [female]