Central Arkansas Southern Cruisers
"Humor - etc !!"

[ Last Update: June 08, 2006 ]

"A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills.      She had 14 kids...      but then, she doesn't really care." ~ Anonymous

"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then they marry him!" ~ Anonymous

"A woman drove me the drink -- And I never even had the courtesy to thank her." ~ W.C.Fields

"After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse." ~ W.C.Fields

"'Bless his heart' is a euphimism for 'what a d*mn fool'". ~ Unknown

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." ~ Anonymous

"I got a set of golf clubs for my husband. Pretty good huh - I needed a new set of clubs." ~ Anonymous

"BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder." ~ Anonymous

"My wife came home and demanded that I take her out to someplace that's EXPENSIVE... so I took her to the gas station !" ~ Mangy

"..and the Wife said,'Either the Bike Goes or I do !' -- ..sometimes I miss her." ~ Anonymous

"..ya think that's BAD.. My Wife made me give up Riding. Let me tell ya -- THAT was the worst 15 minutes of my Life !!" ~ Anonymous

Motorcycle Bumper Stickers (That is, If we had a place to stick 'em)

CAN YA HEAR ME NOW !!

SO MANY CURVES - SO LITTLE TIME

GONE IN .6 SECONDS

Now Ya See Me... Now Ya ---

ADRENALINE comes in 5 gallon tanks !!

BIKERS - BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE !!

I AM N-O-T LOST... I'M CRUISIN'

THROTTLE THERAPY

WANTED: Biker Chick - send Picture of Bike to...

"I ain't speedin - I'm QUALIFING !"


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