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Here are some little poems/stories that made me laugh out loud!

Two Women, One Car

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light".

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!

Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"

Hang On

There were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men starting clapping.

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

Snowball

I made myself a snowball
as perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
and let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
and a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
but first, it wet the bed.

Fun Facts

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

At least 75 percent of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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