IS HE THERE YET?

  A log of the time it takes Alan’s character to appear.

(From longest wait to shortest wait.)

(Calculated from from the beginning of the opening titles to the first recognizable glimpse.)

(This time I used a stop watch.)

Barchester Chronicles:  Obadiah Slope

 1 hour, 53 minutes
Smiley’s People:  Brownlow
1 hour, 13 minutes, 42 seconds
Wetherby:  Bearded Man
1 hour, 12 minutes, 13 seconds
  An Awfully Big Adventure:  P. L. O’Hara
 50 minutes, but you see his photo twice before that:
        at 11 minutes and at 29 minutes, 40 seconds
  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone:  Severus Snape

     42 minutes for long shot at table, full view at 43 minutes 42 seconds.

  Lumiere and Company:  Himself

 41 minutes, 48 seconds
Victoria Wood with All The Trimmings/Plans and Proposals:  Capt. George Fallon
 37 minutes, 28 seconds to beginning of skit
 37 minutes, 33 seconds to appearance of George Fallon
  Sense and Sensibility:  Christopher Brandon
 31 minutes, 51 seconds
  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:  Severus Snape

     29 minutes and 28 seconds for voice, the angry face appears shortly after.

  Truly Madly Deeply:  Jamie

 27 minutes, 21 seconds
 We are given two previews, however:
         at 3 minutes, 1 second you hear his voice
         at 3 minutes, 42 seconds you see him playing cello through the credits
  Judas Kiss:  David Friedman
 20 minutes, 3 seconds
  Die Hard:  Hans Gruber
 18 minutes, 25 seconds
  Help!  I’m a Fish:  Joe
 17 minutes, 24 seconds, but you don’t hear his voice until 17 minutes, 45 seconds.
 Well at least you hear him begin to sputter about then.
  Love, Actually:  Harry
 17 minutes, 21 seconds
  Close My Eyes:  Sinclair Bryant
 16 minutes, 36 seconds (audio slightly preceding visual)
Quigley Down Under: Elliot Marston
 16 minutes, 23 seconds
  Dogma: Metatron

       15 minutes, 2 seconds

    Before you actually see him, there is a grumbling noise that sounds like Alan at 14 minutes, 17      seconds, and you will begin to hear the "Metatron Chant" at 14 minutes, 39 seconds)

  The January Man:  Ed

13 minutes, 23 seconds
Girls on Top/Four Play:  Dimitri
 12 minutes, 45 seconds
  The Winter Guest:  Man in Street
 10 minutes, 15 seconds  (this appearance is in dispute, but I still think it is him!)
  Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves:  George, Sheriff of Nottingham
  10 minutes, 14 seconds
  Girls on Top/Cancel Toast:  Voice of RADA
 4 minutes, 55 seconds until you see the back of his head.
  Benefactors:  Colin Molyneaux
 4 minutes 18 seconds
  Blow Dry:  Phil

       4 minutes, 10 seconds for voice, visual follows a split second after.

  Rasputin: Grigori Rasputin

 4 minutes, 4 seconds (but you see a photo of him at 1 minute, 20 seconds)
  Michael Collins:  Eamon de Valera
 4 minutes, 1 second
  Fallen Angels/Murder Obliquely:  Dwight Billings
 3 minutes, 38 seconds
  Closet Land:  Interrogator
 3 minutes, 22 seconds before you see his face.  No comment on the voices.
  Something the Lord Made:  Dr. Alfred Blalock
 3 minutes, 15 seconds
   Mesmer:  Franz Anton Mesmer
 3 minutes (seen from a distance, but you know it is him)
  Spirit of Man/From Sleep and Shadow:  Israel Yates
 2 minutes, 52 seconds
  Pity in History:  Chaplain Croop
 2 minutes, 50 seconds
  King of the Hill/Joust Like a Woman:  King Philip Motzinger

     2 minutes to see character, 2 minutes and 5 seconds to hear The Voice

  Bob Roberts:  Lukas Hart III

       1 minute, 41 seconds (you hear a voiceover at 1 minute, 27 seconds, however)
 

  Dark Harbor:  David Weinberg

 1 minute, 32 seconds
  Back Story/Die Hard:  himself

        39 seconds

  Revolutionary Witness, The Preacher:  Jacques Roux

 26 seconds
  Galaxy Quest:  Alexander Dane
 16 seconds
  In Demand:  Dancer/Romancer
 16 seconds
  Play: Man

       3 seconds

  Busted:  Simon Jacks

        Immediately (at least in the copy I have seen)

 
The rest will follow...in time.
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