Kitchen Humor

My Philosophy!

  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
  • A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
  • A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
  • A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious
  • Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT
  • Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
  • If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
  • My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
  • No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.
  • Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Posted by Onnicia at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/healthyexchanges/message/10163