not sure I can remember all of this one...years since I last heard it...but

Friend of the Common Man by The Blasters

He wasn't born in the gutter,
He never fought in a war,
But he learned to smile and hold his liquor,
And put his foot in the door,

So wave the flag and take the stand,
Stand in line to shake his hand,
He says he's your friend,
The friend of the common man.

He knows all your problems,
Swears he's only here to serve,
And when he smiles his wife smiles with him,
You get what you deserve,

So wave the flag and take the stand,
Stand in line to shake his hand,
He says he's your friend,
The friend of the common man.