Welcome to aardvark’s Jolt Page (version 4.0), the first Jolt Cola page in the U.S., unofficial or official. For those of you here to visit the Jolt page, go on in... or launch a new dedicated window (preferred). But be warned, it's effectively dead. I won't update it and it hasn't been touched since 1996. For those of you who want to see what a skilled and swanky guy I am, take a look at my on-line This is updated constantly and is officially online as of January 1999.

So there is no confusion, this page is not a part of nor sanctioned by Jolt® Cola. There was once something here, but it is gone now.