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| Some scenes from my clock How-To video. |
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| Once upon a time there lived a young clockmaker by the name of Dan.
Dan lived in a little village, high in the mountains of a far off land.
In this vast land, he was the only clockmaker --- but, business was not good.
You see --- no one had invented batteries yet.
Dan was able to earn a small living for it turns out that his clocks were perfectly able to tell the exact, correct time, twice everyday, and people came from the neighboring towns to buy Dan's clocks for that unique accuracy. Over the many thousands of years that passed since those early beginnings, business didn't get any better. Each generation of clockmakers barely made enough to survive until one day, Ron, the zillienth grandson of Dan --- came to America! |
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| I had so many ideas, but the challenge of trying to fit everything into 30 seconds was just daunting. I decided to contrast ordinary people in an ordinary house with ordinary clocks to beautiful people in plush homes featuring my CD clocks. I also wanted to demonstrate my clock's mirror and prism effects. The 31 second (I cheated) result will have you laughing to the end. |
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| How far can a frog with one leg jump? Find the answer in this hilarious takeoff of a National Geographic Special. |
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| A short video tour of Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA. |
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| A two minute comedic tour through my specialty sunglass collection. |
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| A 20 minute video of a Caribbean cruise I took early in 1997. |
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| This is another 20 minute video taken in New York in June of 1997. I was there for my niece's graduation. |
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| 20 minutes on the ship, Key West and Cozumel in 2000. |
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| I lip sync'd and played air guitar to: |
| Foreigner - Jukebox Hero Ozzie Osbourne - Bark at the Moon Loverboy - Working for the Weekend |
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| This is my IndyCar racing computer simulation. The race that I made the video of was on a 1 1/2 mile, high-banked oval track called Twin Ring in Motegi Japan. There are 30 opponents I run against at each race. One racing season on the simulation consists of 25 races at road, temporary-street, and oval racetracks all over the world. Racing on the computer is the closest I've ever come to the real thing. With my steering wheel, shifter, and pedals, the experience is totally intense. In this case, I qualified in tenth position and won the race but that's not how it usually happens. |
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| The background is Miami, FL. I didn't know I could fly. |
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| I never realized there were so many things you can do with a TV. My last feat, I actually do blindfolded! The whole video is a roar and if you look real carefully, you can see that "Froga Jump" is playing! |
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| Did you ever wonder what it would be like to have a running argument with yourself. It's pretty funny! |
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| These are some of my roses setup in a closed room with the lights on for 3 days and nights. My camcorder was automatically taking a 1/4 second of video every 1 minute. That's 6 minutes of video ever 24 hours. The final video is 30 seconds long. |
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| This video was made in one day, similar to the roses above. My camcorder was automatically taking a 1/4 second of video every 1 minute. Two days after the video was made, there was a huge argument. Torrie was eaten and Vic lost a leg in the scuffle. Venus, on the other hand looked content. Who really killed Torrie? |
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| This video highlights a sphere of CD's that I made. It looks like a cross between a soccer ball and a mirror ball. I keep it on a rotating pedestal. In the video the spheres are always spinning or flying somewhere. The sphere I made for this video weighs 5 lbs. |
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