Okay, so you want to know about me? If not, why are you reading this?? Some people are just plain snoopy. Oh all right... :)
I'm Ky Moffet, better known on the Net as "Rez" -- a 1955-vintage professional dog trainer and breeder of old-style working Labrador Retrievers (40 years in dogs, and 12 generations of my own bloodline to date). If you're interested in a good black or yellow puppy as a gundog or family companion, contact me directly at Longplain Kennels Reg'd and we'll talk more about it. Meanwhile, enjoy the pictures of my dogs. I'm in Southern California, but can ship pups anywhere.
I also breed computers. I've had as many as a dozen working systems in the house at once, and built most of them myself from scratch. Need help with your system? Upgrade, repair, troubleshooting? Beginner in need of training at a level you can understand? I'm available in the Palmdale/Lancaster and San Fernando Valley areas at reasonable rates. Contact me at Offworld Systems.
Lessee, what else. I'm a DOOM addict. If I haven't killed some hellspawn, my whole day is a bust. I've been on three DOOM source modification teams (BOOM, Marine's Best Friend, and Fusion). DOOM is not dead!
I'm also the modera-- er, Host of ILink's WordPerfect conference. If you're sick of Usenut, try ILink instead. No flames, no spam, no crazed egos, just good solid discussion of every topic you could desire.
I'm into Science Fiction. I write character-driven space opera. Someday maybe you'll see it on the shelves of your local bookstore.. meanwhile, you may run into me any Thursday at the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society.
And sometimes I rant about Life During Wartime. updated 2.9.13
Or I listen to The Still, Small Voice of Trumpets. updated 3.20.13
High explosives and other dangerously compressed gasses have been consigned to Area 34. updated 2.26.01
View the Rogues Gallery from a safe distance. updated 10.17.04
Reboot your brain with Randomly Accessed Memory. updated often
Hear strange voices with our guest from the abyss, The Devil's Advocate. updated whenever
That about covers the basics. Now go back to your own life ... or go somewhere else!
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keep it goin' at TeamTNT
dare to send me email
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