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Longplain Kennels

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It's Always Dark in the Twilight Asylum

I'm Ky Moffet, better known on the Net as "Rez" -- professional dog trainer and breeder of old-style working Labrador Retrievers (35 years in dogs, and eleven generations of my own bloodline to date).

If you're interested in a good black or yellow puppy as a gundog or family companion, contact me directly at Longplain Kennels Reg'd and we'll talk more about it. Or come inside right now (click the logo above) and meet our dogs.

If you'd like to be notified when we have puppies available, you can subscribe to our automated mailing list. (Do not send correspondence to the mailing list -- use my email address instead.)

We're in the Los Angeles area, but can ship pups anywhere.

I also breed computers. I've had over a dozen working systems in the house at once, and built most of them myself from scratch.

Need help taming your system?

Upgrade, repair, troubleshooting?

Beginner in need of training at a level you can understand?

I specialize in maintaining and upgrading older systems at minimal cost.

I'm available in the Palmdale/Lancaster and San Fernando Valley areas at reasonable rates.

Contact me at Offworld Systems.

P.S. We build web sites that load fast and are easy to navigate!

Lessee, what else. I'm a DOOM addict. If I haven't killed a few hellspawn, my whole day is a bust. I've been on three DOOM source modification teams (BOOM, Marine's Best Friend, and Fusion). DOOM is not dead!

I'm the modera-- er, Host of ILink's WordPerfect conference. If you're sick of Usenut, try ILink instead. No flames, no spam, no crazed egos, just good solid discussion of every topic you could desire.

I'm also into Science Fiction, and I write character-driven space opera. Someday maybe you'll see it on the shelves of your local bookstore.. meanwhile, you may run into me any Thursday at the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society.

That about covers the basics. Now go back to your own life!

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