Sunday In Ward 8 TV - announcer John Madman: HEY, FOLKS, THIS IS GREAT! THE PACK ARE 14 POINT FAVORITES, BUT THE PAT'S ARE KEEPING IT CLOSE. HECK, THEY THINK THEY CAN WIN THIS THING! TV - announcer Pat Winterspingsummerfall: THAT'S RIGHT, JOHN, AS PROVED IN THAT LAST NEW ENGLAND TOUCHDOWN. AND NOW THEY GET SET TO KICK OFF. Cap'n Jack: AN OCCASION TO LIGHT UP. I PUT $500 ON THE 'PAT'S' NOT TOBACCO MOUNT ZION HOSPITAL - Ambulance Pleasant River Home (for the mentally misunderstood) copyright ©1997, 2004 Rip Tanion Ol' Man Fishman: FOOTBALL IS A SPORT FOR BULLIES! Remember rabbit ears, kids? And UHF loop anennae? Television courtesy of the Salvation Army PATIENT: Samuel Bryce Zar - a.k.a Psycho Sam. PATIENT: Jacob Asher Canabawitz - a.k.a Cap'n Jack PATIENT: Nathan Murray Fishman - a.k.a Ol' Man Fishman Sofa courtesy of the Salvation Army. PATIENT: Ricardo Montelban MacGillicuddy Retardo, Jr. - a.k.a Rickey Remember dials and knobs, kids? Remember black & white picture tubes, kids? Fishman: THE PICTURE IS ALL VASHED OUT. LET ME ADJOOST THE BRIGHTNESS... Rickey the Retard: I WANNA HELP! Jack: NO! Jack: LAST TIME YOU BOKE IT, AN' MADE ME MISS THE WORLD SERIES! LEAVE THE FUCKIN' T.V. ALONE! Fishman: BUT.. Jack: YOU AIN'T MAKIN' ME MISS THE SUPERBOWL!! LEAVE IT ALONE!! TV: A LONG KICK... TV: ...CAUGHT AT ABOUT THE ONE YARD LINE... TV: ...HE'S PAST THE 20... Jack: EEEK Jack: YEEEEEEE!?! MY ... CHEST! TV: ...BREAKS THE TACKLE NEAR THE 30... TV: ...TO MID-FIELD... Jack: OOOOOOOH! TV: ...TO THE 40... TV: ...THE 30... TV: ...THEY WON'T CATCH HIM! Sam: JACK!!! paramedic: THIS IS SOME HEART ATTACK! ambulance driver: THAT WAS SOME TOUCHDOWN. IN THE OPERATIING ROOM young doctor: HIS HEART...LITERALLY EXPLODED! surgeon: IT'S BEYOND REPAIR. surgeon: QUICK! INFORM THE LAB. surgeon: WE'RE GOING TO PERFORM THE EXPERIMENTAL BABOON HEART TRANSPLANT!! Sam: WHAT DID THE DOCTORS DO TO YOU, JACK? Jack: NO, CLUE, SAMMY. Jack: YET I DO HAVE THE URGE TO SMOKE A BANANNA. Panel 1: Sam and Jack are sitting watching the 'Big Game' on televison, as Fishman looks on. Panel 2: Fishman begins to play with the controls on the TV, while Rickey looks on. Jack protests. Panel 3: Jack 'loses it'. Fishman looks on. Panel 4: Jack really loses it Click here to view the Halftime Show Panel 5: Jack don't look so good. Panel 6: Jack holds his chest and swoons. Panel 7: Jack falls on his back and passes out. Panel 8: An ambulance speeds through the night. Panel 9: The doctors diagnose the patient. Panel 10: Jack lays on the operating table, about to be cut open. Panel 11: Jack recouperates. Sunday In Ward - comic

Win One for the Ripper - 2005 Update

New, for this year’s big game, a Flash Halftime Show (and we do mean Flash) has been added.  To watch it, simply read the comic, and click on the fifth panel (“Yeeee, my chest!”).  If that doesn’t work, than just click here.

You will need to have a Flash 7+ plug-in installed in your browser.  If you don't have it, than click here.

Enjoy,
Rip Tanion
Feb. 6, 2005

Don't forget to take the quiz after you've read the comic -see below.

PIGSKIN DEPT.: When the television is aglow with gridiron action; when the speak­ers blast the sounds of crunch­ing pros, and announ­cers talk­ing “X's & O's”; when mental patients bathe in cathode-ray light; then it must be...

Sunday In Ward 8 - comic

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CODED MESSAGE FOR PARANOIDS: There are no camels in Brooklyn.  Abdul has 4 camels, and Muma has 15.  If Muma gives Abdul 2 camels, in exchange for his sister; then how many camels will Abdul have in Brooklyn?
 

The answer is NONE, dummy.  I told ya, DERE ARE NO CAMELS IN BROOKLYN!

But I can get ya some Malboros dat “fell off a truck” on Ocean Parkway, tax free.

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Seriously though, they closed the Prosepect Park Zoo years ago.

It was after dem kids got eaten by those polar brears.