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What are Komycz? Most people just call them comics. Drugged-out, sex crazed hippies used to call them comix. Highbrow intellectuals now call them sequential art. We here at Riptania like to call them komycz. Why do we call them komycz, instead of comics, or comix, or even (shteyt azoy!) sequential art? Why the hell not? We can, so we do. Further proof that we dare to be different, even if it makes us seem stupid, and illiterate.
Way back when, some people said that comic books would lead to juvenile delinquency. Later, those same people said that underground comix endorsed drug abuse, and sexual promiscuity. Today, others say that an understanding of sequential art will make you smarter and more cultured. Riptania Komycz may not lead to juvenile delinquency, drug abuse, or sexual promiscuity (though imagine all the great publicity we would get if they did), and they sure as hell won't make you smarter, or more cultured. However, if you have a small, glare filled computer monitor, they just might lead to serious eyestrain. Don't say we didn't warn ya.
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Sunday In Ward 8 Flash Halftime Show
Do you want to watch some cleaned up, wholesome Super Bowl Halftime Show, with an aging ex-Beatle churning out dusty oldies, and silly love songs? No, you want a racy, naughty Halftime Show, with a shocking surprise ending; just like you got last year. You want cheesecake and wardrobe malfunctions.
Well, we here at Riptania are here to give you what you want. Our Halftime show has got more “hey-hey” than you’ll ever get on network television. Plus, you don’t have to watch it during halftime. You can watch any old time you want, as many times as you want. And it’s FREE! It won’t even cost you one thin dime. Do you know how much it would cost you to see Paul McCartney in concert over and over again? What are you...made of money, or something?
Don’t worry about sitting through some long drawn out production, either. Our Halftime show is only a minute long. Do you know how long “Hey Jude” goes on for? Disk Jockeys use to play that song when they had to go and take a dump, score drugs, or fool around with some groupie. You can watch our Halftime Show, and still have time for all kinds of other meshugas.
Just go to the “Sunday In Ward 8” page, and click on the link for the Riptania Flash Halftime Show (and we mean “Flash”). Maybe, you’ll be amazed. In fact, you probably won’t be able to let it be . You’ll watch it over and over again, until tomorrow becomes yesterday. Ah, mater, you’ll love it...yeah, yeah, yeah!
Zel Avy’Mip
NOW IN A DAZZLING FLASH VERSION!
Do you know the meanings of the following words?
- VIZNIN
- KUGOWAST
- HEBLON
- UGO
- OFRU
- GROLLUM
- רדעק
- AVY’MIP
If you do, then perhaps you should get your head examined. If you don’t, then you should read Zel Avy’Mip; a classic from the Riptania vaults, now in breathtaking, riptacular RIPTACOLOR! It’s a comic with a message; a message only understood by warped minds. Read it and maybe you’ll finally know the meaning of the above words. Then again, most likely you won’t.
Sunday In Ward 8
Watch what happens when mental patients watch the Big Game! Watch what happens when one of them starts fiddling with the T.V., right before the kick-off! Join “Psycho” Sam, “Cap’n” Jack, Fishman, and all their flaky friends, for their first episode of mishugahs on the Internet.
WARNING: This comic strip contains adult language, drug references, violence, stereotyped characters, experimental surgery, and graphic descriptions of a professional football game.
