Professor Brügel’s Reading Comprehension & Foreign Language Quiz

by Professor Karl Brügel
Dean of Foreign Literature, Riptania University

Directions: Answer the following questions based on the preceding story.

  1. What was the story about?
  2. Translate the following words from the story.
    • VIZNIN = 
    • KUGOWAST = 
    • HEBLON = 
    • UGO = 
    • OFRU = 
    • GROLLUM = 
    • רדעק = 
    • AVY’MIP = 
  3. What kind of animal is Al?
  4. What are Verrenissi, Corlini and Vaidenium?
    1. the middle names of the Three Musketeers.
    2. the names of the wives of the Three Wise Men.
    3. the first two are the ancient names of two rivers, and the third is the ancient city that sat on the confluence of the two rivers.
    4. the names of three strippers who dance at Jug Handlers.
  5. What is the individual in the first panel wearing?
    1. a spacesuit
    2. a hazmat suit
    3. an S&M outfit
    4. a lavender chiffon evening gown
  6. Why is the surfer smiling?
  7. Why is Cap’n Jack NOT smiling.
  8. Why are you even bothering taking another one of these dopey quizzes?
  9. This quiz was nowhere near as funny as the last one.
    • true
    • false
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