from the
Riptania Sky‑Palace
Sunday In Ward 8 Flash Halftime Show
Do you want to watch some cleaned up, wholesome Super Bowl Halftime Show, with an aging ex-Beatle churning out dusty oldies, and silly love songs? No, you want a racy, naughty Halftime Show, with a shocking surprise ending; just like you got last year. You want cheesecake and wardrobe malfunctions.
Well, we here at Riptania are here to give you what you want. Our Halftime show has got more “hey-hey” than you’ll ever get on network television. Plus, you don’t have to watch it during halftime. You can watch any old time you want, as many times as you want. And it’s FREE! It won’t even cost you one thin dime. Do you know how much it would cost you to see Paul McCartney in concert over and over again? What are you...made of money, or something?
Don’t worry about sitting through some long drawn out production, either. Our Halftime show is only a minute long. Do you know how long “Hey Jude” goes on for? Disk Jockeys use to play that song when they had to go and take a dump, score drugs, or fool around with some groupie. You can watch our Halftime Show, and still have time for all kinds of other meshugas.
Just go to the “Sunday In Ward 8” page, and click on the link for the Riptania Flash Halftime Show (and we mean “Flash”). Maybe, you’ll be amazed. In fact, you probably won’t be able to let it be . You’ll watch it over and over again, until tomorrow becomes yesterday. Ah, mater, you’ll love it...yeah, yeah, yeah!
Working For The
Military Industrial Complex
Read about the time Rip Tanion contributed his talents to the United States Air Force, and how he served his country in boosting the morale of our future flyers. See Cap’n Jack Canabawitz transformed into a winged leprechaun. Learn the consequences for wearing green on Thursday. Ask “Why there was no pot‑o’‑gold at the end of the runway for poor ol’ Rippy?”
“Where’s me gold!!!”
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as we go forward with a new site design.


