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Read about the time Rip Tanion contributed his talents to the United States Air Force, and how he served his country in boosting the morale of our future flyers. See “Cap’n” Jack Canabawitz transformed into a winged leprechaun. Learn the consequences for wearing green on Thursday. Ask “Why there was no pot‑o’‑gold at the end of the runway for poor ol’ Rippy?”
“Where’s me gold!?!”
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Roger Clemens vs. Art Hotz
A pitcher with a fiery fastball. A fan with a fiery tongue. The Gambling Jew takes on the Rocket. See the National Pastime get ugly.
From October of 2000.
Rocket’s Exhaust vs. Hotz’s Hot Air
Hotz blasts Clemens. The Rocket Blasts Back.
