Is this for real?

I can't believe what I've been hearing about - our President actually agreed to a deal to let an Arab country that was behind the 9/11 attacks have ownership of some of our country's port terminals? Is that man hitting the bottle again? When Jimmy Carter agrees with you and Ann Coulter doesn't, that's got to tell you something! Not to sound like a liberal or anything, but sometimes you have to wonder if Bush has his head screwed on right.

Remember the heroes

Anyone who saw what happened in NOLA after the flood surely understands by now why we need to respect our men and women in uniform. And why sometimes the soldier is needed, because of scum who shoot at rescue helicopters. I swear, they were no better than the insurgents in Baghdad, and should have been treated the same way. The blame is spread all around on this one, though I think we saw a pretty good example of how Democrats can't lead, and Bush really shouldn't have appointed Mike Brown to head FEMA, good thing he's gone now. The credit goes to the military, who rescued all those stranded people, and restored law and order. I hope everyone learned a lesson about why we need to finish the job in Iraq, too.

This great nation

Nothing makes me madder than the liberal losers who badmouth their own country. Some of them even go so far as to want to burn the flag. Don't get me started on how pissed off that makes me! Don't they realize that if it wasn't for this great nation, all of Europe would be speaking German right now, and the Holocaust would have been completed? Don't they realize that if it wasn't for this great nation, all of Asia would be living in a Communist hellhole, without even a chance at a free market economy? It's thanks to freedom loving Americans that Saddam Hussein is in prison now, but what thanks do we get? People need to appreciate all that this country has done for the world, because they take their comfortable lifestyles for granted, I tell you what.

Don't call me a Bushbot

Some of you out there might think I'm some generic right wing "Bushbot" just because I hold a conservative viewpoint, support our troops, and believe we must be steadfast in the war on terror. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. I think for myself and there's plenty of disagreement between me and this President. He's a little bit too much of a socialist, big-spending, one-worlder for my taste. I'd like to have a word with him about that shameful display of European hand-holding with that Saudi Arabian foofy-boy sheik, for starters. This nation is being undermined by homosexuals, Muslims, and illegal immigrants and George W. Bush isn't doing a damn thing to stop them. But I don't hear liberal Democrats coming up with any good ideas, so I'll just have to keep voting for the lesser of two evils until some real men come along to lead the country.

That Ann Coulter sure is hot

I don't why she's still single, looking as good as she does. I'd shack up with her, even give her a progeny or two, if she'd let me. She needs to pass on her genetic material, since she has such a fine brain in her pretty little head. Do you ever read the great stuff she writes? I just love the way she sticks it to those idiot liberals! She shows them up for the losers and traitors that they all are. She could probably stand to gain a few pounds, though.

Those damn liberals

I'm really sick of those damn liberals and what they've done to this country. Those activist judges on the Supreme Court better watch their backs, cause they can't hide behind their sissy robes forever. We'll take this country back once we've won the war in Iraq, which is going to happen real soon now. Don't let the liberal media with their lying stories fool you. They only report the bad news. They never tell you the good stuff happening there every day, thanks to our great President. The people we tortured in prison deserved it because they were terrorists. I've never been more proud to be an American, and if you're not a Republican and a conservative then you don't have a brain and don't even belong in this country.