On Friday night, December 13, 1996, the following chat took place
on
Big Al's CU-SeeMe reflector. Tips to remember when reading this:
- the sequence of chat occasionally gets jumbled
- some chat may have been dropped
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- some references are to what's happening in vid windows
A special thanks goes to CineMod for saving this chat.
Part One: [CineMod Enters Big Al's ref] wayne: hi cine Coyote: Just got back from Dinner with Pim Licky Ricky: CIne! CineMod: he Big Al's gang! CineMod: hey CineMod: hi licky Licky Ricky: (watch, cine will be gone in nano secons) Licky Ricky: heheheheh Big Al: Matt CineMod: whys' that licky? Licky Ricky: hi horn! Licky Ricky: hahahahah Licky Ricky: lolol Licky Ricky: just having fun Cine! Horn E. Tong: hehehei'm ready CineMod: turned off yer vid in a nanosecond, licky! CineMod: hehe Licky Ricky: thew! Licky Ricky: heheheheheh Big Al: it's walls Licky Ricky: Thew! Matt: Licky Ricky? Matt: LOLOLOL Licky Ricky: Thew! Horn E. Tong: Matt looks confused Licky Ricky: lololo! Matt: Hey all. Matt: brb CineMod: hiya doin', Al? wayne: hi matt Big Al: ok CM Dundee: hi all CineMod: take a break from here today, Al? CineMod: hi coy! CineMod: hey aka! wayne: hi dundee Big Al: went to the docs Coyote: Hey Cine aka: ABBA Horn? Licky Ricky: Horn! Licky Ricky: how are you? Licky Ricky: Slim james! Licky Ricky: hiya! Horn E. Tong: got to watch participabnt list real close CineMod: why's that Horn? Slim Jim: We going adult reffing tnight? Licky Ricky: Peter Paul and Horn! Slim Jim: I'm game. CineMod: only a circle jerk here, Slim! CineMod: hehe Licky Ricky: <=----PUff, magic Drag On Slim Jim: LOL Cine. Horn E. Tong: my nick may not be appropiate Big Al: < not playing pivot man wayne: lolol Licky Ricky: heheheheh AL! Licky Ricky: heheheheh Slim Jim: But this ref is sexual ambigious I'm told. CineMod: nor I, Al! Charlie: LOL Al CineMod: <--- muy macho CineMod: hehe who told ya that, Slim! wayne: <--- backing up to the wall Charlie: Theres a party in Jesse's mouth and everybody is cumming Big Al: that's one party I'll miss CineMod: yeow, Charlie! Charlie: hehehehehehehehe Licky Ricky: smarjt move wyane! CineMod: <-- designated driver then, Charlie Horn E. Tong: ready for that IP now Matt Licky Ricky: xref, xref xref xrfef! Licky Ricky: <--designated surfer Slim Jim: Wally=Horn? Licky Ricky: LOL charlie! Slim Jim: Charlie you been there too? Licky Ricky: Bi Gal's place! Charlie: You mean the ones where 100 guys try to coax i ugly babe to strip CineMod: hey Al! I remember when this was a nice family ref! Charlie: Yup Slim Jim: Bi Gals place . . . . .is the the place. CineMod: lol Licky! Licky Ricky: hehehehe Licky Ricky: btdt Charlie: But not anymore !!! BORING !!! CineMod: lol Charlie Licky Ricky: cm, it's FRIDAY! Big Al: hehehe CineMod: didn't know the schedule, Licky! Horn E. Tong: we are family gone funky Slim Jim: How come . . . .. no trace of estrogen here? Where's Twi? Licky Ricky: hi Mo! Licky Ricky: ....We R famillllyyyy...... wayne: amuck Mo' Motion: I say we need some chicks! Licky Ricky: <<----heard that Mo' takes estrogen!!! Horn E. Tong: heheh Horn E. Tong: poor first one here Licky Ricky: Mo! CineMod: saw an egg here earlier today, Mo Slim Jim: LOL ricky . . . . heart that too! CineMod: right Al? Big Al: right Eggs Licky Ricky: <---trying to guess what charlie's new nick will be Dongy Kong: hehehehehehe Licky Ricky: Charlie DOng! CineMod: <--- feels sorry for next woman to pop in here Slim Jim: LOL Dongy. Horn E. Tong: Yo Donky Licky Ricky: heheheheheh CineMod: lol Dong! Big Al: this is gettin to good Slim Jim: Next woman . . . won't stay . . . . 10 to 1 Licky Ricky: hehehe CM! CineMod: brb [CineMod exits] Part Two: [CineMod returns as Lola] Licky Ricky: Lola! Big Al: brb Licky Ricky: lolacm! Lola: hey fellas Slim Jim: Hey baby baby . . . LOla Licky Ricky: heheheheh Slim Jim: Where's your cam lola Horn E. Tong: lola? Lola: >kiss< kiss< Licky Ricky: <---taking bet's on AL's new nick Slim Jim: Hey Lola . . . . you look hot! Lola: mmmmm Slim Jim: Hot, hot hot! Licky Ricky: heheheh cm! Licky Ricky: Long AL! Licky Ricky: hehehehehehhehe Lola: thanks Jim ; ) Slim Jim: Hey lola . . . . where's you sister. LongDong Slvr: hehhe Lola: who's cm? Horn E. Tong: hehehe Lola: my sister is going down on me, Slim Licky Ricky: Lola, cm's the stud here Licky Ricky: :) Slim Jim: Lola . . . oh yeah . . . . go lola go lola . . . yeah. Horn E. Tong: Can't wait fer Twi! Lola: I have heard about cm, actually Coyote: Ok where's that action.... WHEEEEE!!!! Licky Ricky: lolololololol Lola: you're kinda cute, Coyote Licky Ricky: ROFL Horn E. Tong: New nick for coy Horn E. Tong: hehehe Licky Ricky: COY!!!! getta new nick! Slim Jim: (watch out coy . . . . . . lola is hot to trot on you.) Lola: anybody want to kiss my whip? Slim Jim: Coy . . . . . . . Coyote: Sick em Lola Slim Jim: Let's see . . . a nick for coy. . . . . . . wayne: <--- staying close to the wall Licky Ricky: HEHEHEH LOLA! Licky Ricky: hehehe wayne! Horn E. Tong: get back wayne Lola: oh... this bra is so tight LongDong Slvr: panties in a bunch? Horn E. Tong: brb Slim Jim: TAKE IT OFF LOLA. OH BABY BABY! Licky Ricky: lol Lola! Lola: yep that too, Slvr wayne: <----- loking nervously for a door Lola: hehe Licky Ricky: er loa Lola: your mine, wayne! Licky Ricky: babeeeee Lola: stop right there wayne! wayne: hehehe Lola: kiss my whip, wayne! Slim Jim: WAYNEY . . . . RUN . . . . RUN!!!!!!!!! Licky Ricky: hehehehehehlolololololola Lola: now! Lola: ; ) Lola: oops.. wayne: yekks Lola: phone! Lola: brb Licky Ricky: heheheheh [Lola exits, returns as CineMod] Part Three: [CineMod returns] CineMod: back LongDong Slvr: ut oh wayne: on my knees begging to let me go Mo' Motion: knees? LongDong Slvr: scatter CineMod: hey guys! Licky Ricky: waynee, that's yikes, not yekks Slim Jim: Hey CM . . . . . missed Lola. CineMod: what'd I miss? Licky Ricky: cm, ya shoulda seen Lola! CineMod: damn! Licky Ricky: watta babe, CM! CineMod: I always miss her!!! Licky Ricky: heheheh Jim CineMod: I hear, Licky! CineMod: damn damn damn Slim Jim: Well . . . . guys . . . . . I gotta break the ice . . . . . I'm gonna show . . . . FLESH LongDong Slvr: Hey TwiTwi Licky Ricky: El oh el ay - LOLA! Slim Jim: Flesh . . . . raw flesh. TwiTwiAgain: LOLOL wayne: here it is yekk licky wayne: hehehe Slim Jim: <----only shows for Twi . . . . and she's here. TwiTwiAgain: heh LongDong Slvr: wanna DC TwiTwi? CineMod: hi Twi! Licky Ricky: hehehehe TwiTwiAgain: ok, let's rock Slim Jim: Here goes . . . . . FLESH Licky Ricky: hehehehe TwiTwiAgain: hiya cine! Slim Jim: FLESH . . . . is coming Licky Ricky: LOLOLOLOL LongDong Slvr: take it off baby CineMod: did you see Lola, Twi? TwiTwiAgain: heh Slim Jim: Here is flesh. Licky Ricky: ROFL TwiTwiAgain: i heard about lola, cine CineMod: I always miss her, Twi! TwiTwiAgain: we have a FULL house LongDong Slvr: sweater meat CineMod: lol Slim! TwiTwiAgain: LOLOLOL matty Coyote: SOMEONE SAY ROCK!!!!! Mo' Motion: <--look at the size of that thing..... TwiTwiAgain: oh matty.,.... Licky Ricky: there a fool house!@ Dongy Kong: Hey babe wanna DC ??? CineMod: toe cheese, Slim! Mo' Motion: fool house TwiTwiAgain: i long for your skin... Slim Jim: LOLOLOL Nordy. Slim Jim: <----always showing for Twi. Slim Jim: Fools house. Dongy Kong: Show ya mine if you show my yours !! Horn E. Tong: Hoot Hoot Hooters LongDong Slvr: /topic Cheese Wiz TwiTwiAgain: ChiWhiz CineMod: Fromunda Cheese TwiTwiAgain: TwiChi Dongy Kong: Ans whipped cream Slim Jim: LOL Twi. CineMod: you're a brave woman, Twi TwiTwiAgain: hee Slim Jim: A little country western music! Slim Jim: Yeah!!!!!!!! Slim Jim: Yes . . . . . TwiTwiAgain: heh, cine TwiTwiAgain: i am Licky Ricky: hehehe long! Dongy Kong: /sound squeeky .wav CineMod: Slim! tell us some redneck jokes! LongDong Slvr: to loud TwiTwiAgain: ick CineMod: Slim = Jeff Foxworthy Slim Jim: Redneck jokes . . .? Slim Jim: LOLOL LongDong Slvr: perfect Licky Ricky: yeah jim? Dongy Kong: Yikes CineMod: it's you right Jeff?! wayne: hi jr Mo' Motion: Did someone say redneck? Slim Jim: <----not very good at stand up. Slim Jim: LOL Cine . . . not the first to say that. LOLOLOL wayne: step carefully Slim Jim: Hey JR. wayne: lolol Dongy Kong: If you go to the family reunion to meet women ya might be a redneck CineMod: hi JR JR: Hey wayne..Hows it goin Bud? JR: OOps TwiTwiAgain: whoa JR JR: hehe CineMod: lol Kong JR: Hi Jim TwiTwiAgain: LOLOL JR: Cine LongDong Slvr: chat crash Slim Jim: wow . . . . . . TwiTwiAgain: tell me Licky Ricky: new nick Twi! TwiTwiAgain: LOLOL Slim Jim: Jumpin Jan Flasher. LongDong Slvr: Flasher? CineMod: lose those the 2 Twis... looks like TwiT TwiTwiAgain: ok matt Dongy Kong: OOPs Twi caught us Coyote: Yes sir? Mo' Motion: I. M. Easy Licky Ricky: shes a gas gas gas JR: Hey Twi ;-}} JR: Coy TwiTwiAgain: LOL aka Mo' Motion: Surfn' Nick Twi! Mo' Motion: ;-) Licky Ricky: I. M Ez TwiTwiAgain: ok TwiTwiAgain: eeeeeeeeaaaasy TwiTwiAgain: hee JR: This is fun <----Dunno nobody JR: hehe CineMod: Conway Twitwi TwiTwiAgain: hah TwiTwiAgain: brb Slim Jim: JR . . . . you need a nick. JR: I need a drink JR: hehe Licky Ricky: heheheheheheh CM! Mo' Motion: C. Y. Melons Slim Jim: Xres . . . . very mysterious. Slim Jim: oooooohhhhhh, Licky Ricky: xres? commom, yu can do better CineMod: Xres eyes xRes: Embarrassed Licky Ricky: heheheh Mo! CineMod: lol Xres... why? Slim Jim: Twi . . . . . it's just us! Licky Ricky:CineMod: >flush< JR: Well, wayne and I are still as normal as before (If that say's much) hehe xRes: twi? Coyote: who took Twi Mo' Motion: Mat Tres Bac CineMod: maybe Lola will return? wayne: hehehe jr LongDong Slvr: Mr. Homer Lone Licky Ricky: nobotttie! LongDong Slvr: Ms. Cara Sell Nobottie: heh CineMod: damn! yer PowerPC i uingreat vid, Slim Jim! Nobottie: hee, JR? Nobottie: ok, let's surf CineMod: pushing great vid, I meant Jim Nobottie: let's go xRes: we're ready to surf Slim Jim: Gee danke Cinemods. xRes: hehehe LongDong Slvr: Ms. Ann Immelcrackers Mo' Motion: Hi No CineMod: Ms Informed LongDong Slvr: Ms. Holly Dayinn Slim Jim: <----pushes great vid. Licky Ricky: hehehe long! Dongy Kong: LOL AL LongDong Slvr: Mr. Del Iverence Slim Jim: Where's Twi? I wanna show. Mo' Motion: Slama Damma Licky Ricky: I aint got Nobottie Nobottie: SHOW Nobottie: awwww Nobottie: nobottie loves me... Licky Ricky: hehehehe slimster CineMod: not Twi! LongDong Slvr: Mr. Luke Hooztalking Dongy Kong: Ok Slims gonna show get yer magnifing glasses out Nobottie: Al Kahalic Slim Jim: You are right CineMod . . . . but probably not for long! LOL Licky Ricky: Xres! LongDong Slvr: Mr. Ivan Toolive CineMod: you know Mike Hunt, too I bet Slver Nobottie: hee long Slim Jim: Hold on Dongy . . . . I only do it for Twi. Nobottie: Pat McGroin CineMod: lol No Nobottie: ACK Dongy Kong: heheheheh Slim LongDong Slvr: for you sweds.. Mr. Bjorn Yesterday xRes: Yes Licky Nobottie: hee Licky Ricky: heheheDongy! Mo' Motion: lol Nobottie: lolol LongDong Slvr: Ok Nobottie Licky Ricky: heheheheh Nobtottie! Nobottie: LOL CineMod: Bjorn Toulouse? Licky Ricky: heheheh Long! xRes: Who started thos? LongDong Slvr: Mr. Mel O'Drama Slim Jim: Wait . . . . who is Xres? Nobottie: whoa! Licky Ricky: X! How's Eden? LongDong Slvr: Ms. Ann Tagonist CineMod: friend of Belle O'Daball Mo' Motion: Nob ottie Nobottie: another friday night, and i ain't got nobottie Slim Jim: Ah . . . . . . Nobottie: {{{{{{{JR}}}}}}}}} Slim Jim: <---nobottle. brb Coyote: HUmmmm bottie Nobottie: k Licky Ricky: er Ilene Nobottie: slim baby LongDong Slvr: nobottie has sum bottie Licky Ricky: dam CineMod: and from Idaho: Dick Tater Licky Ricky: hehehe cm! Licky Ricky: <-----wayne Nobottie: the sum of bottie is equal to the square root of nothing? Nobottie: tater! Nobottie: whare's tater? xRes: <----Pia Nobottie: nto pia Nobottie: pia? Coyote: eyes have it Nobottie: nah CineMod: Sheik Yerboutie Slim Jim: Yeah right xres. CineMod: pia? LongDong Slvr: Pia has no mac Licky Ricky: hehehehe X! Nobottie: <- dint' know JR had a mac Licky Ricky: <----Code One Mo' Motion: Nice try. Mo' Motion: <------Nikki Slim Jim: Who is xres. Slim Jim: Hmmmmm. Nobottie: <-- BEEEEEEG Al Nobottie: hee res Licky Ricky: heheheheheh Nobottie! CineMod: Mel On Knee? Licky Ricky: F! wayne: hehehe cant keep up Nobottie: ack! Slim Jim: nope. CineMod: <--- Lola Nobottie: on her knees? Slim Jim: not feren either. CineMod: oops... Nobottie: hmmm Nobottie: JR? Nobottie: hee Licky Ricky: HEHEHEHEH CM! CineMod: knock it off, Licky! CineMod: ya fooled me! CineMod: I can look tmy on bearded mug, Licky! xRes: <----never leaves Nobottie: yez Nobottie: heh CineMod: at my own Coyote: Hee Hee Slim Jim: Xres<----full of shit. Licky Ricky: heheheh x! Nobottie: NO WAY LIFE Nobottie: lolol CineMod: hahah Twi! Nobottie: <-- nshouldn't lurk with strangers.. mom said CineMod: or a reasonable facsimile? Licky Ricky: Schmuck!!!!! Nobottie: ack1 Nobottie: <-- confuzzled Schmuck: hehe Took awhile Slim Jim: Hey who stole my nick? Nobottie: <-- schmuck Nobottie: el Nobottie: kinda Schmuck: No Nick stealing here please Licky Ricky: <---Mattles Slim Jim: <----king of schmucks. Nobottie: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH Nobottie: did i say that? CineMod: <--- king of schvantzes Slim Jim: Hey Schmuck . . . . . who are you? Coyote: WHEEEE!!!!! LongDong Slvr: we know.. we saw the Xrated tapes in the background Schmuck: <----Got Schmucked 1st Slim Jim: <----gonna beat schmuck up. Schmuck: hehe Matty Baby....DC me and find out...hehehe Dongy Kong: See ya later ! Going to bed !!!! Nobottie: hmmm Nobottie: lololol Slim Jim: hmmmmm. CineMod: more like a schmendrick me thinks Schmuck: Later Charlie LongDong Slvr: has a great pic to put with my name but this is a g ref Nobottie: awwwww charrie Slim Jim: (Shall I risk it guys?) xRes: Bye Char Nobottie: sure, matty Mo' Motion: What!!! Dongy Kong: {{{{{{TWI}}}}}}}} Licky Ricky: Matty Baby! Licky Ricky: <---jealous of Schmuck Nobottie: <-- gonna CineMod: go for it Slim Schmuck: <---Babe Schmuck: lol Nobottie: HAH Slim Jim: <-----thinks schmuck is a guy. Schmuck: NAH Nobottie: JR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobottie: baby! Schmuck: hehehe CineMod: it's pia, Slim Mo' Motion: <------smells trap Schmuck: MATT Nobottie: 204.244 Nobottie: heh Nobottie: nopers Nobottie: {{{{{{{{{{JR}}}}}}}}}}}}} Licky Ricky: <---Feren Nobottie: who the HEC is res??? Schmuck: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{TWI}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Slim Jim: Schmuck . . . . . .is a guy. Nobottie: yeppers, matty CineMod: if the name fits, schmuck Nobottie: close call, eh matty? Schmuck: MATT and quit DC'ing me jeeeeeeeez Nobottie: WHO is res? Slim Jim: Whew . . . . . almost did it. Schmuck: LOL Schmuck: LOL MATT Schmuck: hehehe Licky Ricky: eheheeh smcck Licky Ricky: or sumpin like that Nobottie: LIFE Nobottie: help Nobottie: nah CineMod: schmeckle? xRes: <----Catslave Licky Ricky: hehehehehehe Nobottie: UNLURK LongDong Slvr: it's walls Nobottie: schmokel CineMod: life? Schmuck: Hey This is how the queers do it huh? Slim Jim: Who is res . . . . . i second that. Schmuck: lol CineMod: hehe Jan!!! Slim Jim: And schmuck . . . . . . Nobottie: schmuck is JR Nobottie: heh Nobottie: fer sur3e Nobottie: hee cine Slim Jim: You got it schmuck . . . . do it alot? Licky Ricky: <---Noslave Nobottie: dang! CineMod: its' jeanna! Schmuck: <---Was worried....What would I ever say in a DC huh?? eeeeeeeeeeeeek Slim Jim: (trying to idenify schmucks inflections) Slim Jim: Hmmmmmm. CineMod: a slight lisp, maybe? Licky Ricky: HEHEHEHEH Jimmmy! Nobottie: cum to the cabernet Nobottie: ack! Mo' Motion: I'lll go see. Schmuck: Chap lips Twi?? hehe CineMod: Twi! Slim Jim: Schmuck is . . . . . . . . . . Slim Jim: (whosl not here.) CineMod: Auntie? Nobottie: waaaah CineMod: s'matter Twi? Mo' Motion: :-) Coyote: me Coyote: thunkin Slim Jim: Alright . . . . gonna DC Schmuck . . . . Licky, come after me in 5 if I'm not back. Nobottie: i got pOOOOOOOOFED Schmuck: Twi is someBottie...ohh lala Licky Ricky: /nick scum CineMod: wear a condom, Jim! Nobottie: ack, matty! Nobottie: lol northy Nobottie: lolol Nobottie: awwww, schmuck Slim Jim: <---Protected. Gloves and all. Wish me luck guys! Mo' Motion: Risk it SLim...you only live once. Nobottie: matt is a brave soul... wants to dc with JR Schmuck: <---Always wears CONDOMS CineMod: dogspeed, Jim! Licky Ricky: ok ok, being serial here.... X = wall, who's schmuck? CineMod: <--- currently wearing a condom CineMod: ribbed Schmuck: hehehe Slim Jim: Feren!!!!!!! Nobottie: it's JR Nobottie: 204.244 Mo' Motion: Hi Feren Nobottie: yeppers CineMod: JR! CineMod: or feren? Slim Jim: Feren!!!!!!!! Feren@home: Wrong ref...sorry... Licky Ricky: Ferene is Al! Feren@home: ??? Coyote: Feren darlin CineMod: <-- way confused! Feren@home: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkk Big Al: k Nobottie: <-- wants to DC with feren Nobottie: hiya feren Nobottie: wanna DC? Schmuck: Feren...who are U?? hehe Nobottie: heh Feren@home: This is just a bad dream right???? Nobottie: lol schmuck Nobottie: LOLOLOL Nobottie: ho! Licky Ricky: F! heheheheheheheh Schmuck: who's using Feren's Nick Feren@home: very bad Mo' Motion: Live from Big Al's it's Friday Night live!!! Slim Jim: LOLOLOLOL Feren. xRes: wanna go to an xref Fern Baby CineMod: LOL Mo Schmuck: Is Al here?? Feren@home: jeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz Feren@home: aarghhhhhhhh Nobottie: santa? Licky Ricky: hehehehe schmuck! Nobottie: lol Nobottie: <-- feren Nobottie: al? Big Al: Al is here Slim Jim: Feren . . . . how was the party? Schmuck: as Al even hehe Nobottie: AL!! Feren@home: Al???? Feren@home: Is that the Al I know??? CineMod: A-1? Feren@home: helpeven? Nobottie: oh nooooo, feren Big Al: nobottie wants me xRes: It's change yere nick nite Feren Feren@home: I WANT YOU AL... Nobottie: no fair! Nobottie: let's DC., feren Schmuck: Nobottie wants me too Feren@home: BIG TIME! Schmuck: poops Feren@home: SAVE ME!!!!!!! Feren@home: jeeZ Big Al: woah Slim Jim: How about . . . . Baren Feren. Feren@home: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nobottie: you want ALLLLL of us? Nobottie: sheesh Nobottie: LOL jim! Nobottie: beret ferret? Nobottie: heh Feren@home: <------------sitting quietly now.... Feren@home: very quietly Slim Jim: Hey Feren . . . . . lookin good . . . . .. Slim Jim: Hey feren . . . baby, baby . . . . . looking goood. xRes: That's what Sambuka does to ya momma Nobottie: OH baby feren! Nobottie: hey jim... quit cuttin in on my time Slim Jim: LOL nobot. Schmuck: Matt...wouldn't U like to just reach out and tap somebody over the head...CU 2X4 style....lol Slim Jim: nobottom? Nobottie: so quit Nobottie: OH Slim Jim: No way Schmuck . . . . . .. Nobottie: nooo..... SIDEbottom! Licky Ricky: HAHAHAHAH! Schmuck: lol Big Al: lol Nobott Feren@home: who the hell are you people???? Nobottie: heh Nobottie: lololol CineMod: bottoms up Feren@home: somebody help me find Al's??? xRes: Horny dudes Nobottie: hmmmm. Mo' Motion: New nick for Feren = >U Think Nobottie: feren... does this mean you don't wanna DC? Big Al: it's in NJ Schmuck: Feren...I got the IP from a X site...they passed it around, for a Nude shot hehe Licky Ricky: <----Coyote Nobottie: ya think? Feren@home: (.)(.) Feren@home: hehehe Coyote: nekeeed again Schmuck? Coyote: HOWL!!! CineMod: ( * ) Nobottie: <-- wayne CineMod: pfffft Schmuck: hehe Nobottie: feren.... Feren@home: PIA! Nobottie: FEREN Feren@home: WHAT????? Schmuck: What CineMod: who xRes: nobot wants you Feren Slim Jim: LOL Nobottie. Coyote: HOWL!.... thoght so... Coyote: thought CineMod: Why? Feren@home: damn Nobottie: <-- wants to DC feren Big Al: < Twilite Schmuck: tootin xRes: OHHH nobots real cute! Slim Jim: Lets gang DC Feren. Whada ya say? Feren@home: bite me Nobottie: why ? xRes: areal hunk feren CineMod: When? Schmuck: Matt....U got insurance 4 that?? Licky Ricky: heheh bottie Nobottie: cuz feren is the Big Al's BABE Feren@home: NOT funny Feren@home: hehehe xRes: I've even lost track of who is who Nobottie: FEREN Mo' Motion: <----whi am I Licky Ricky: <----who CineMod: ~~You got a feren~~~ Nobottie: oh yes xRes: <----Feren Schmuck: Twi xRes: oooppps Feren@home: oh great...now we got existentialism too... Schmuck: Who is who anyway??? Nobottie: we need to be respectful Nobottie: feren, PLEASE remove your blouse Slim Jim: Nobottie . . .. LOLOLOLOL xRes: you da man nobot Nobottie: <-- iz Mo' Motion: existentialism?????? Mo' Motion: exsabitionalism Feren@home: never mind Slim Jim: Wow . . . . slow down . .. .. Schmuck: ,---Respects twi.........But will I in the morning.....lol xRes: maybe if you show first nobot Nobottie: OH Licky Ricky: 527? Nobottie: k, res Big Al: beeeg gun Feren@home: AL??????? Feren@home: plz save me Al Nobottie: feren,,, will you please DC? Licky Ricky: hehehehe bottie! Nobottie: <-- will show CineMod: Big Al ref on acid! xRes: Who's 527? Licky Ricky: >=====inanace Nobottie: <- is tater Big Al: feren? Big Al: < is insane Feren@home: and who the hell is Big AL?? Feren@home: plzzzzzzzzz Feren@home: <---------the right Feren even Big Al: < will show in DC Mo' Motion: <-----thinks the big switch is on!!! Licky Ricky: Bi Gal? Nobottie: oh feren Nobottie: al is the BIGGEST Big Al: it's me honey Mo' Motion: Show it all Nobottie!!!! CineMod: Armageddon too, Mo! Feren@home: oh good Feren@home: is there honey here Slim?? 527mm: Hi Nobottie Nobottie: heh xRes: <----Pia Big Al: No honey there sugar Feren@home: hehehe Slim Jim: No honey here Feren. CineMod: pia spells it pia! Feren@home: this is too much. . . . . . Slim Jim: FJust the sweet maple syrup from Ontario. Nobottie: hi 527 xRes: Feren's brain on tilt Schmuck: Shit, I gotta go. Can someone CAPTURE the Nekkid women shot's...i'll be back CineMod: got waffles here slim Nobottie: 527? you a gay boy? CineMod: pass the sticky stuff! CineMod: can ya spare some nobottie? Schmuck: {{{TWI}}} 527mm: long time no cu Slim Jim: Who is Schmuck Big Al: nekkid? Feren@home: aw. . . . . Feren@home: who is the shmuck?? Schmuck: <----JR Slim Jim: Schmuck is an imposter. 527mm: no but do go down south a lot Nobottie: k, schmokel Nobottie: yeppers, licky CineMod: Schmuck Jr.? Nobottie: it's MATTY Feren@home: gotta be charlie... Feren@home: Al....will you show your vid so I know it really is the only sane guy here? CineMod: gimme some Schmokel Sauce! Licky Ricky: eheeh schmuck! Nobottie: duplicated Nobottie: watch it, slim Nobottie: that's my heritage Feren@home: dang... CineMod: Schmokel's no yokel! Licky Ricky: heheheheh Al! Nobottie: wow! Nobottie: al is ready to surf Feren@home: Big Al: but feren... I'm nekkid Mo' Motion: That's one DC more you'll never have Slim. Licky Ricky: (how come all the Italians know more yiddish than me?) Nobottie: blush? CineMod: <--- spent 11 years as a Jew CineMod: <--- gives to the Chabad CineMod: <--- hangs around Hadassahs Big Al: can I take my shirt off now? 527mm: Awwww Al 527mm: Really? Feren@home: <------------loves Al the most for being himself... Mo' Motion: Take it off CineMod: <--- bakes a mean kugel Mo' Motion: <---senses SSU Nobottie: al is a GUY??? Nobottie: oh god Nobottie: FEREN Nobottie: save me feren! Licky Ricky: sheeet. thought Al wasn't a guy Licky Ricky: ehehehehe cm! Feren@home: LOL CINE! CineMod: wanna piece feren? Mo' Motion: Show it Al Nobottie: <-- plays with own matzoh balls Big Al: < has a big one to prove it CineMod: LOL Twi! Matty: <-----hormones back in balance. Feren@home: <------makes knishes, kreplach, gefilte fish... xRes: Who was 527? Licky Ricky: hehehehe nobot! CineMod: mmmmm feren! I love you! Feren@home: and BAKED ALASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Al: wanna DC nobottie CineMod: DC me and feed me, Feren! Matty: LOL Feren . . . . LOLOLOL Nobottie: wid a GUY, al?? Nobottie: FEREN Big Al: ya Big Al: hee Nobottie: save me from al Matty: <----still cooling. Feren@home: LOL CINE! Licky Ricky: chardonnay lurk - brb Big Al: c'mon nobottie.. let's DC Feren@home: (who the ehll is Cine??) CineMod: I am me! Big Al: chicken? Feren@home: oh Feren@home: hehehe Nobottie: <- NOT a gay boy Matty: Cine=Cat Stevens. Feren@home: LOL CineMod: hahah no way! Matty! Matty: FAmous moslem spirtualist. Feren@home: Matty=Sonny Bono Big Al: c'mon nobottie.. don't knock it til you tried it CineMod: ooh low blow, feren 527mm: Oooops Feren@home: yup Matty Matty: Feren . . . . not sonny please! CineMod: Feren! We have met! Feren@home: Sonny Feren@home: lol [continued] Part Four: [continued] Nobottie: <-- surfin fer wimmins @ 204.95.231.187 xRes: i'll go wit ya buddy nobot CineMod: shave put on a wig! Matty = Cher!!! Feren@home: LOL Matty: Feren . . . DCed with slim. He ain't what he seems. xRes: Is 't really Life? Nobottie: k res, let's go Big Al: hmm I have to call that ref Feren@home: I thought so Matty. . . . . 527mm: Wimmins mmmmmm LUNCH!!!! Feren@home: and are u? 527mm: Ooooo lifey Life: I am Matty: Hmmmm. Feren. Matty: I am. CineMod: hi jeanna Life: we is Matty: Hi Life. Check your sexuality at the door. Nobottie: hmmmm. xRes: no inverts allowed Life Feren@home: amtty??? CineMod: Feren, you make kasha? Life: oh but matty Feren@home: hehehe Feren@home: I like that Feren@home: :0) Nobottie: we yam Nobottie: ohhhhhhh amtty Nobottie: matty Mo' Motion: Look for women @ 137.108.81.18 Nobottie 527mm: Lifey is sexuality Feren@home: with varnishkes Cine! CineMod: mmmmm Feren! 527mm: bottie looks yummy Matty: brb Nobottie: amityville horror Life: wowo what a party!!!!! Nobottie: heh mo Life: My right leg is Christmas 527mm: no more like a taco Feren@home: and Prakes... CineMod: yummyville hors d'ouvres Nobottie: bottie is NO pork chop Life: My left leg is New Years Feren@home: and felafel and hummous Nobottie: run fer the border One Lick: hehehe bot! CineMod: Nobottie is a piece of cake Nobottie: lol life! Feren@home: hehehe Mo' Motion: My favorite time is between Christmas and NewYears 527mm: ok...... LUNCH!!!! One Lick: hehehe life 527mm: nice frosting Life: meet me between the Holidays CineMod: hi jeanna Life: hi ((((((((((dom))))))))) CineMod: it is you, life!!! Nobottie: ONE lick??? Nobottie: worhtless Nobottie: one duz it? Big Al: woah One Lick: once in a hwile Nobottie: <-- dom Life: who is nobottie??? Nobottie: <-- sub 527mm: Dom/Sub LUNCH!!!! Life: I know who is one lick hehehe((((()))))) Nobottie: ah Big Al: < has the meat for a sub smmich Life: who is xres????? Feren@home: jeez Nobottie: sub sammiches! Feren@home: arghhh 527mm: just a samich luver One Lick: 527 = pork chopper? Feren@home: LOL NO! 527mm: mmmmmm pork choppers CineMod: chopped liver, feren? Nobottie: whoa xRes: <----Pia Nobottie: heh Life: hi feren keepin the boys happy??? Feren@home: I don't think so Life.... Nobottie: yep one Nobottie: FEREN let's DC Feren@home: YUK Cine! One Lick: <----pia Feren@home: ]LOL Matty: back CineMod: no Feren? xRes: One Lick yer vid is on hehehe Nobottie: <-- still wayne 527mm: but life we got nekkked together Life: <<<<<<--------pia Life: matt help me here who are these guys???? CineMod: <--- shagetz who makes chopped liver Life: mo motion you is toinin me oin One Lick: LOLOLOLO MO!!@!!!! Nobottie: brrrrrrp 'scuse me Nobottie: lolol mo Life: where am I???? Feren@home: <---pia without the wig! CineMod: frat boys, life CineMod: from Hava Krappa Sigh Nobottie: dew me, pia mo Mo' Motion: <---pia Mo' Motion: It's the glasses Feren@home: <----feeling as blond as pia looks! One Lick: F, Cine is Cine 527mm: we had LUNCH!!!! Nobottie: FEREN Feren@home: yuk Feren@home: LOL CineMod: 'tis me true Life: it is either coy or twi hehehehe Life: brat boys you mean cine Mo' Motion: Three stooges Mo' CineMod: who you one lick! Life: no bottie did you take tooooo many anit botties?? Feren@home: HELP!!!!! CineMod: not rick I hope CineMod: yup Licky Ricky! Life: ONE LICK BETTER DO !!!! Nobottie: <-- wants feren CineMod: I gotta beard already Rick Feren@home: NO NO! Feren@home: hehehe Matty: LOL Life: matty I wanted to tell you how very impressed I was with your performance last night Matty: LOL Feren. One Lick: heheheh Nobot! Nobottie: res... get yer own girl Nobottie: FEREN is MINE Feren@home: <----recognizes when she is being patronized... Feren@home: CineMod: warmer down here xRes: She's Mine! Matty: Feren . . . . . . the competition for you is stiff tonight. One Lick: no way Nobot!!!! F is Mine! 527mm: mmmmm bottie starved? 527mm: Hummmm Life: cine ooh so close 527mm: IS not Feren@home: MATT...it's only you I want... xRes: Real Stiff feren! hehehe Life: oh my that ticles cine hehe One Lick: heheheheheheheh 'thew Life: Feren@home: sigh CineMod: I just want Feren's fine cookin'! Nobottie: FEREN Nobottie: wow CineMod: feet are warm tonite life Nobottie: <-- makes way for master matt Feren@home: YUP! Nobottie: matt One Lick: <---doesn't want F's cookin - just F! One Lick: heheheheheheheheheh Mo! Life: no bottie has respect!!! Nobottie: hey res Nobottie: <-- has RESPECT Mo' Motion: Wild Look!!!!! Nobottie: right, lifer Life: <<< >>>> tickles Life: that isn't my foot cine CineMod: sing it Nobottie! CineMod: R.. E.. S... Nobottie: let's go, mo CineMod: er.. what is it, life? One Lick: Let's surf the xrefs!!!!!! Coyote: re's All Nobottie: lamer place One Lick: <----taking shirt off Mo' Motion: ready to surf!!!! xRes: putting back on CineMod: gonnasurfnowbyebyefolks Nobottie: FEREN Life: I think we should see if it is wrinkly cine Life: oh my sine bye Feren@home: yes? Nobottie: <-- can't live without feren One Lick: F, go for it! Nobottie: bye cm CineMod: <--- needsaglassofwater One Lick: could be your one and only chance, F! CineMod: <--- stickymouth CineMod: leavingTwi? Life: ,,,,,,,,,,,<<<<<<<<<<< 1 Lick: <---tawt I was gonna die tontie! Walleyes: I never talk to strangers Nobottie Nobottie: hmmmm > 1 Lick: heheheheheheheh Life: I was likced once Nobottie: heh norhty Coyote: Here I'll give ya mouth to mouth bottie Coyote: ooops wrong end Coyote: awww waht the heck Nobottie: ACK cine! Life: imean licked Coyote: what Nobottie: no friggen way! CineMod: hahaha Walleyes: only once LIfe? Life: for a few years yep wall CineMod: ya scared her off too! Nobottie: geez o pete CineMod: later folks Walleyes: Nobottie ? Life: but it sounds like her darn Life: bye love Life: laters Coyote: nite cine > 1 Lick: bye cm Nobottie: yez, wally? Walleyes: Who is nobottie Life? > 1 Lick: wall! Life: I thoought it was twi] Life: the final curtain Nobottie: NOBOTTIE LOVES ME Coyote: HOWL!!!!!! Life: anitbottie??? Life: twu wall Coyote: I miss my ........ Nobottie: twi fell in a sewer Coyote: or ... Walleyes: nobottie is hot Nobottie: i DOES NOT Life: cine is ateaser Life: shit Life: oopps Coyote: DOES TOO > 1 Lick: hotbottie Coyote: poop Life: <<< 1 Lick: (fuckying?) > 1 Lick: heheheheheh Coyote: ok wich way did you cum in? Nobottie: uh oh Life: uh huh cine........ Life: WIDE OPEN Walleyes: ok time to get real Nobottie: <-- stopped whimsey Life: ooops Life: sticky Nobottie: came in thru the back door Walleyes: I like that! CineMod: SOMEBODY PUSH ME OUTTA HERE!!! Nobottie: al doesn't want me on this ref Coyote: LUNCH!!!!!! Coyote: gooie > 1 Lick: <---remainders here all have mind in same gutter Life: NO CINE CineMod: <--- trapped Walleyes: brb > 1 Lick: :) Nobottie: cuz NOBOTTIE loves me CineMod: <--- tied to the whippin' post! Life: HERE COME IN BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS AND REST ASPELL Nobottie: cine! Nobottie: sit stay Coyote: nope Coyote: mmmmmmm Coyote: I'll take thursday Life: OKAY ONE CRAZIER Life: got a tickler Life: hurt that is > 1 Lick: nb! back w/vid! Coyote: Ta duh Coyote: bottie Coyote: HOWL!!!! Nobottie: vid? Coyote: that's what they all say Life: really I destest violence and sex together Coyote: in and out bottie Nobottie: in and out burger Nobottie: <-- gives good vid > 1 Lick: big al's place has had probs all nite Life: sure one lick Life: detest Life: no vviolence here Life: only the best heree guaranteeeeedddd Nobottie: heh > 1 Lick: that's "greater than one Lick" to you Life: slow and steady Walleyes: Nothings' changed > 1 Lick: wb wall Nobottie: <- tortoise Life: hehe Walleyes: hehehe Nobottie: gawd! Nobottie: <-- short and fast! Life: yes sure wall I had to change my undergarments Coyote: again? Coyote: LONG and SLOW Life: <<<<<<,needs italian stalion Walleyes: Here wifey wifey! Coyote: quick and long Life: oN A ROPE Nobottie: show yer tongue, walls Nobottie: heeeeee Coyote: dangle CineMod: wop-on-a-rope, life? Life: yeah yeah let's see yur tounge wall > 1 Lick: :) Life: is that daddy or big daddy?? Coyote: sugar daddy Life: oooohhh Life: well I needds a sugar daddy Walleyes: Let's see yers first life Life: <<< poofers< [CineMod exits] -The End-
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