NEW Corrupt2.exe How corrupt are you? Take this nifty little test to find
NEW **Cartoons!!** C'Mon! Ya know
Bad_day.exe -- Just to make a bad day worse
colour.exe -- The Colour Preference Test
DiskScan.exe -- A neat little utility. heh heh heh
Sheep.zip-- This is it; your own little sheepy.
orange.zip-- And his cousin, the Orange. Orange is more annoying than
the sheep, but he flies cooler.
Christma.zip--For the guys; a red dressed dancer
Hohoho.zip-- Ah yes, the holidays. My take on this wonderful time of
year full of FaMiLy...ACK!
Touchit.exe -- Go ahead. Touch it. Rated NC-17...
Godown.wav --A long one. But funny; more Clinton humor.....
PUSH-Dump.avi -- When you REALLY gotta go!
peekaboo.wav A silly starter...
South Park-- A nice, pleasant little musical interlude. A large file
wavcof.wav-- Ahh, that Tasters' Choice feeling...
parklot.wav-- 'Clerks' fans will
appreciate this gem from the movie...
lust4sex.wav A great compilation...really hilarious. As
with a few of these; it's a large file but IMO well worth it..
For those of us who can't wait until Hanson is no more...a couple of ditties: KILL-HANSON.wav and Diehnsn.wav
coolwhip.wav MMMM I just Love cool whip :)
Domduck.wav Donald Duck as you've never heard him...
Porky.wav Continuing the cartoon theme..Porky Pig!
cat.wav Good grooming is so
gonads.wav Funny yes....but also true :)
ass2nite.wav Also known as the I-95 song...if you're in
Jersey & want to here this song live, check out The
Roadies. If you're into
really planning ahead; I have an extensive list of gig dates here
More will be added as I find
them or they arrive!
badtimes.htm-- News on the Bad Times Virus
beer_os.htm-- The Beer Operating System Guide. Truly hilarious. If you
read one thing here let this be the one.
computers_female.htm--Why computers simply *must* be female
computer_support.htm-- It wouldn't surprise me if this story actually is true...
Software.htm-- What those software revision numbers (3.1, 4.0, etc.) really mean
what_car_says.htm--What the car you drive says about you
list_rules.htm-- List slightly modified for the Neon Mailing list, but
appropriate for anyone familiar with internet newsgroups/mailing lists.
letter2.htm-- Hilarious account of one guy's attempt to buy a Pontiac
NEW! fivestages.htm -- The five stages of drunkeness...
decoy.htm--Designated Driver? How about Designated Decoy?
drink_beer.htm--Why beer is good for you
too_drunk.htm --All the signs that you've had a few too many
vomit.htm --The Vomit Dictionary. Pretty disgusting
beer_thoughts.htm --Deep Thoughts on beer.
NEW! rejection.htm -- Sample letter of rejection
43rules.htm--43 Rules for women....
more_rules.htm--...apparantly aren't enough so here's some more!
way2no.htm -19 ways to know if you're a woman
Best things about being male The advantages
Worst things about being male The
Now for a couple for the
Women Should Know About Men A very
for the girls Some horriobly unfair man
bashing jokes :)
not_to_say.htm What not to say to a naked guy
NEW! Strange Facts - A listing of
truly odd facts.
NEW! Cartoon Rules - The real
rules of Toon Land...
NEW! Short Stories - Some short
takes on the stupidity people can demonstrate...
NEW! Givin' the cat a bath - Ah
yes. They love it so. Step by step instructions.
deepthoughts.htm --Deep thoughts from 5 & 15 year olds...
baddaycure.htm -- Why keep the suffernig you endure during a bad day all
to yourself? Spread it around!
3daughters.htm.htm--A farmer and his three daughters meet the suitors
bizarre_definition.htm-- strange definitions for seemingly normal things
cartoon_druggies.htm-- Which cartoon characters are on which drugs? Find out
headline.htm-- A collection of real headlines from the newspapers.
proverb.htm-- A collection of mostly witty sayings. Some are very true,
some are odd, and a couple I just don't get! You be the judge...
Jokes-- A great collection of Drummer jokes
that will have you on the floor...
callyour.htm-- What do you call your...
annoy.htm-- Sure fire ways to annoy people!
10waystogetfired.htm If you really want to lose your job...
bartswritings.htm A list of what Bart Simpson has written on the chalkboard
during the opening credits of The Simpsons.
embarrasment.htm A funny revenge joke.
dayoff__.htm You REALLY want a day off from work???
genxer.htm For my fellow 80s children...a flashback...
The Funny Pages - Funny and bizarre jokes
Jokes.com - Pretty self explanatory I think :)
Zooass - As weird as it sounds. And more.
Joke-of-the-Day I think you've pretty much figured this one out too. Good