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1. There was this NQP who would not shower the 1 time a week, and one day as he was in a rack on the flashcover some guys mixed up all kinds of cologne  and aftershave and poured it on the flashcover, of course this woke him up and he went to hit dittybag and got out some dirty clothes and put them on.
2. We were in Naniamo, Canada and the Phantom Painter painted For Sale on the bow of the boat. Of course we got it painted over before we left port.
3. We had a dependents cruise and one of my neighbors rode the boat, and he was in the fwd engineroom when I lit off for snorkel and forgot to close the kick drain right away and he took off and I have always said that he didn't quit running until he got to the fwd room.
4. On that dependents cruise or another,they decided to have an airless
surface durning chow time and Brenda, my wife was sitting under a tank vent and with the steep up angle the drip pan dumped right into her food.
Well the fingers are wore out for now. These as the old saying goes, ain't no shit.

Later, Wick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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