Is Clare Spiering the guy we use to call Eric VonZipper?
There is one more story that is funny as all get out, and I don't remember if I told anybody about. Here goes; I was at the entrance of Hogan's Alley one day and there was a short conversation between the guy in the bottom middle outboard rack and the guy in the top aft inboard rack with farts.
Bottom outboard farted, then top inboard farted, then bottom outboard farted, and that was end of conversation. This one may not be eligible.

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