I can think of lots of stories that took place on the beach, but since
those were off limits I do have one that come to mind that happened onboard.

I'm sure you'll remember Ira Hayes. Well I remember a day when Ira was cooking and it came time to blow #2 sanitary. Can't remember if he had qualified or not, but it was his job. He was successful in expelling the waste but then made a bad decision to open the flapper to make sure everything was gone. It wasn't... and he officially became the "Shittiest Cook in Subpac".

Your Shipmate Ken Owen